Orcas

Our friends, the orcas, are at it again.

A sailing yacht has sunk in Moroccan waters in the Strait of Gibraltar after being rammed by an unknown number of orcas, Spain's maritime rescue services said.
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One of the main theories that has circulated social media is that the orcas are seeking revenge for White Gladis - a killer whale supposedly hit by a boat.

That caught on when Alfredo López Fernandez, from research group GTOA, was quoted as saying a "traumatised orca" had launched the attacks. (source)

Please note, our activist killer whale buds aren’t going after simple, working fishing boats. Nope, they’re targeting wealthy, asshole, luxury yacht owners. These are social justice cetaceans and I applaud the fine work they’re doing.

Back in November of 2023, some “bright” folk decided they’d get the whaley boys and girls to leave them alone by blasting heavy metal. That’s not my favorite musical genre and, apparently, the orcas weren’t especially keen on it either. While I would have just left the musically offensive area in a snit, our apex predator pals decided to be a bit more direct about their understandable annoyance. I applaud their head-on combative approach.

I’m on Team White Gladis.

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In other news, Von ShitzInPantz’s former fixer has taken the stand

Cohen has already directly implicated Trump in making payments to adult film star Stormy Daniels to cover-up their alleged affair and apparently corroborated prosecution evidence that the scheme was meant to influence the 2016 election. (Trump has denied an affair and pleaded not guilty). 

The task of the defense in cross-examination was, therefore, to so undermine Cohen’s credibility that they sowed reasonable doubt in the minds of at least one juror about the wider case. (source)

Maybe this is a quibble BUT:

Affair
     noun
a usually secretive or illicit sexual relationship

“Affair” implies, to me anyway, an ongoing sexual and/or romantic connection. While Daniels met with Anusface von MushroomPeen a few times (to discuss his offer of having her appear on his little teevee game show), they did NOT have an affair. In their one time alone together, the orange turd stood in the way of the exit, coercing her to give up the pink.

It seems Von ShitzInPantz’s former fixer is quite the wordsmith. Cohen has described the flatulent fraud as a “boorish cartoon misogynist” as well as a “Cheeto-dusted cartoon villain.”

Nicely done, sir, spot on.