The Trump Files

 Did you know...the Brazilian bossa nova hit from the mid ‘60s – The Girl from Ipanema, was written about a real life underage girl being ogled and creeped on by a bunch of pervy Humbert Humberts.

The song was inspired by Heloísa Eneida Menezes Paes Pinto, a seventeen-year-old girl living on Montenegro Street in Ipanema. Every day, she would stroll past the Veloso bar-café, not just to the beach ("each day when she walks to the sea"). She would sometimes enter the bar to buy cigarettes for her mother and leave to the sound of wolf whistles. In the winter of 1962, the composers saw the girl pass by the bar. (source) 

Ya know what's great about being old and disabled? I'm mostly invisible to women's primary predator – men. I'm not exactly appealing to the slicksters who are hunting malleable, insecure girls to bed. As for grifters, scamsters, and other assorted assholes, sure, the walker might make me look like easy pickings BUT I'm in my don't-give-a-good-goddamn-get-the-fuck-outta-my-way-mothfucka years (okay, maybe I've spent the better part of my life in those years). That walker and my voice can/will be weapons. I love being old!

David Horsey

Anyway...I suppose, given all that has come out about Prez Pedo, the name Trump is now synonymous with child rapist (as well as gaudy, over-the-top, Las Vegas-on-steroids interior design). People will no longer say that Epstein, Dersh or Andrew were/are pedophiles – no, they’ll call them Trumpers. Parents will warn each other to keep their children away from certain people because they’re rumored to be Trumpers…or so they’ve heard. Best to be safe, ya know.

Oh and as more vile shit comes out about the Prez Pedo, those records will become known by a new name – the Trump Files.

I learned a new word this morning – tranche.

Tranche
     noun
:  a portion of something, especially money.

In all the articles I’ve read so far about the new load of Epstein emails that have been released, they’re referred to as a tranche.

Yet the tranche of emails on the Jeffrey Epstein affair released by Democrats in the House of Representatives show enough contradictions between their references to Donald Trump and the US president’s own previous utterances on the subject to fan a fresh wave of speculation and guesswork. (source) 

But the tranche of new emails released on Wednesday show that Epstein mingled with both friends and adversaries of Trump, including journalists, politicians, and other influential figures.

Here are some of the people whom Epstein exchanged emails with. (source) 

The tranche of newly released emails also revealed that Epstein told Ghislaine Maxwell that Trump “spent hours” at his house with one of the disgraced financier’s victims. (source) 

In one email Epstein said that Trump was ‘evil beyond belief’ and ‘mad.’ How much of a disgusting criminal perv do you have to be to have Jeffrey fucking Epstein call you astoundingly evil and insane?!

In other news from Insanity Land…

Q:  Why was the Erika Fae at the swearing in for the Ambassador to India? 

A:  VP Many Names was allowed a plus one.

I only mention it but in this capture, where she’s getting whispered to or submitting to a kiss from Prez Pedo (whatever’s happening here), this is the most honestly pained and possibly fearful expression I've seen on her face. I mean, she’s MUCH more convincingly upset here than in those tearful, I’m-so-sad-that-my-money-and-attention-source-got-offed publicity shots. 

Lemme just say…Erika Fae’s no Meryl Streep. Hell’s bell, she fails to reach the acting heights of Shirley Temple and Paris Hilton. Maybe she could sell off her vast makeup and hair extension collection and retire from the stage before her 15 minutes of fame morph into ignominy?