This and That

From comedian Ricky Gervais: 

A Holocaust survivor eventually dies of old age, goes to Heaven, and meets God. Once there, he tells God a Holocaust joke.

God goes: ‘that’s not funny’

And [the man] says: ‘Ah well, I guess you had to be there.’
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A virgin birth would have produced a girl since women, typically, have two X chromosomes. 

If Jesus had been born a girl, what would the Christian's lord and savior's name have been? "Yeshua" (יֵשׁוּעַ) is the original Hebrew/Aramaic boy name for Jesus. The Hebrew equivalent is Joshua. Maybe Yohanna (יוֹחָנָה)? English equivalent is, maybe, Jana or Jane.

That’d really change up my cursing. Jana Fucking Christ! Does it have the same weight, the same heft? Dunno. It could work.
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Another dude kills his reputation for the orange outrage blob.

Ambassador Richard Grenell, the Trump-appointed president of the Kennedy Center, said the organization will seek $1 million in damages from noted jazz musician Chuck Redd after Redd abruptly canceled this year’s free Christmas Eve concert in protest of the center’s renaming to “The Donald J. Trump and The John F. Kennedy Memorial Center for the Performing Arts.” (source) 

Dick called it a “political stunt.” Good thing Grenell’s almost to retirement age anyway. After Prez Pedo’s out, Dick’s career in the arts is toast. He's a traitorous, scumbag renfield. Go eat another bug, Dickie!

First, renaming the Kennedy Center was illegal. Dick should know this. It was established as a "living memorial" to JFK and requires an act of Congress to change it. It would be the same if Trump had his name engraved into Lincoln’s Memorial.

Redd protesting an illegal, authoritarian act by a tiny, deformed dicked dictator and his corrupt administration of sycophantic ass-lickers is a noble, patriotic protest NOT a “stunt.”

Second, IF Redd had a contract to perform it was with the Kennedy Center NOT the illegally renamed Trump – Kennedy Center. This is a ridiculous lawsuit and it will fail.
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In an overnight attack, the day after Christmas, Russia attacked Kyiv with nearly 500 drones and 40 missiles, including ballistic missiles. “The primary target is Kyiv – energy facilities and civilian infrastructure.”  

It’s 34ºF in Kyiv right now. A third of the city is without heat. 

Zelenskyy is meeting with Putin’s employee at Mar-a-Lago tomorrow,  Sunday. The sadistic pedo’s spewing his usual Kremlin tough guy bullshit, “He (Zelenskyy) doesn’t have anything until I approve it, so we’ll see what he’s got.” 

I wonder if EriKKKa Kirk’s boyfriend will be there to tell this Ukrainian warrior to put on a suit, let him know that in America you don’t have to apologize for being white anymore, and, perhaps, suggest that Ukrainians who fail to worship Trump and Putin are “incompatible with Western Civilization.” 

I only mention it but James David Name-of-the-Week converted to Catholicism and has been told by TWO Popes that he's doing it wrong. Take a hint Couchfuck! Go to confession and then do some serious soul searching and penance!
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AND speaking of that poor dear EriKKKa, she’s been stuck in the pyrotechnics and sequin stage of grief for so long. I hope she’s remembering to hydrate.