Absolute Randomosity

Quokka’s live in Western Australia and are in the the kangaroo/wallaby family. They’re cute as all hell but DO NOT FEED THE CUTE QUOKKAS! Junk food is very bad for them (even worse than it is for us). Quokkas are about the size of a house cat. I wonder if Cake wants a brother...

Smaller than a quokka and a cat is the hyrax. They’re also called rock rabbits or dassies, and make their home in sub-Saharan Africa and the Middle East. They look like the angry, shorter cousins of the quokka.

They're NOT to be confused with the Hydrax – a human-crewed 22nd century spaceship featured on Dr. Who. The Hydrax became a permanent fixture on the vampire planet in E-space. The crew became vampires and the ship became a castle. This was during the time of the fourth Doctor. 

I’m not worried about data centers. I live in Ohio and most of my family is on drugs. The copper wire will be ripped out of those bitches in a week.
~ Blake Hammond

Japanese flying dwarf squirrels are fucking adorable.

Saw this on Threads this morning and well, had to share:

If you had a Million dollars and spent $1 PER SECOND, you would run out of money in 11.5 days. 

If you had a Billion dollars and spent $1 PER SECOND, you would run out of money in 31.7 years. 

If you had Jeff Bezos net worth and spent $1 PER SECOND, you would run out of money in 8,244.5 years. 

If you had Elon Musk’s net worth and spent $1 PER SECOND, you would run out of money in 25,360 years. 

How is it ethical, moral or in any fucking way decent to have that much money when people are starving, dying from preventable diseases, going without medicine because it’s too damned expensive, or unable to afford a place to live? Huh? Tell me!

Have you seen telescope fish? Fer fuck’s sake, do they look like they came out of one of the Alien franchises or WHAT? No surprise, they’re found off the coast of Western Australia – the continent with intensely unique wildlife – most of which can kill you and is inclined to do so. Alright, alright, these scary fishies are also found in tropical waters of the Atlantic, Indian, and Pacific Oceans at depths of 1,640 to 6,561 feet. 

Good to know. I’ll avoid those neighborhoods.

Ya know, I take it back – first thing in the morning, I might look this strange, disturbing, and distinctly uncivilized too. Especially if I don't cover my mouth when I yawn.

I know it’s early but it looks like the elderly and always concerned senator from Maine, Susan Collins, might well be hanging up her pedophile supporting voting mitts in November. Graham Platner is, at this point, ahead in all noted general election polls at 270 To Win. We can only hope he doesn’t end up being another Fetterman.

Not an original comment but, it feels like Green Day really wasted American Idiot on George Bush. 

This is kind of a creepy looking bird. It’s a potoo and they’re native to Central and South America. They’re mainly insectivores which is awesome but with this brill camouflage, wouldn't they make excellent assassins? Their grey and brown mottled feathers are absolutely perfect for blending in with the trees around them. NO ONE, at least in forest situations, would ever see them coming. I wonder if they come in White House of Mar-a-Lago shades.