Fighting Fire with Fire

Governor Gavin Newsom has his flaws. I won’t debate anyone on that. You know what else he has? He’s got stainless steel cojones. He’s been setting loose his stellar comms team with all their snarkariffic, scalpel sharp wit.

He’s mocking the fuck outta the evil, odorous, third-rate grifting ass, pedophile rapist. Stinky probably can’t even see it. Some of his ride-and-die faithful MAGAt zombie cultists MIGHT catch that the joke’s on them (the joke IS them – every last one of ‘em) but I doubt it. Most likely, the ones who notice, have their panties in a twist because the “Demoncrats” aren’t laying laying down and taking it like good little victims. Nope, Newsom’s fighting Stinky’s moronic, junior high braggadocio and taunts with a sharply focused flamethrower of mockery.

It’s sure been sweet as fuck to see someone else besides Jasmine Crockett stand up with bold weapons grade wit. About damn time.

California's Democratic governor has unveiled a high-stakes plan to redraw voting lines in America's most populous state, in order to counter similar efforts by Republicans in Texas.

Gavin Newsom called for a special election to be held in November, in which voters would be asked to approve lawmakers redrawing congressional districts before national midterms in 2026. 

He billed the move as an emergency measure in response to a Donald Trump-backed plan in Texas, which could see the Republicans pick up five more seats in the finely-balanced House. (source) 

Newsom’s also not about to play the only nice, calm, mature adult in the room while Texas elected authoritarian assholes gargle Nazi balls and continue to rip apart what this country is supposed to stand for. 

He’s bringing a rocket launcher to the gun fight the GOP (Guardians of Pedophiles) started.

In bocca al lupo.
Crepi il lupo! 

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Meanwhile, more on the Hoagie Hero, Sean Dunn:

He’s been released on his own recognizance and the absolutely ridiculous felony charges were dropped. He is due back in court next week to face an enhanced version of an assault charge that requires bodily injury and carries up to eight years in federal prison. 

Video posted to Instagram shows the incident Sunday night near 14th and U Street NW. Court documents allege Dunn verbally confronted federal officers before tossing his sandwich at one officer from close range.

Police say Dunn admitted to the act, telling officers, “I did it. I threw the sandwich.” (source) 

This charge is some serious bullshit. There’s no way the “officer” (i.e., ICE goon) suffered anything more than possibly a mayo stain on his Amazon purchased camo vest. The absolute most Dunn should have been charged with is littering. Maybe wasting food but I don’t think that’s an actual crime.

There was a post up on Threads about a punk bar (that serves food) in D.C. that’s thinking about making a sub sandwich in honor of the hero and donating 10% of all sales to resistance funds. Yes – DO IT!

Bill Amend

First though, help hoagie wielding Sean Dunn, a USAF veteran who was fired from the Department of Justice for his act of defiance. I mean, he’s facing EIGHT YEARS for throwing a sandwich at one of the President Pedophile’s thugs? Insanity.

Commenters on the thread also suggested a pay-it-forward option where sandwiches could be made and distributed to shelters and other unhoused folk. I like this A LOT.

I’m old – I don’t know how these things work. Is there a way to make the donation checkable? That is, I’m in Boston and buy a hoagie to be made and given to a shelter in D.C. How can I check to make sure that actually happened?

Now I want a Caprese sandwich – fresh mozzarella, tomatoes, basil. Maybe a bit of pesto and balsamic glaze too? Put it on warm focaccia or ciabatta and I’m in heaven. Mmmmmmmm.