Friday, April 10, 2026

When your Iran War Is Going SO Bad…..

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I mean, it’s going hideously, embarrassingly , shit-your-pants-while-giving-a-book-report-in-5th-grade bad. Don the Con’s found himself self...
Thursday, April 9, 2026

Dashing Through the Light

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In minutes I’ll be dashing off for my first MRI-a-thon of the month. Go me.  I’ve prepped by NOT reading the news this morning and, in fact,...
Wednesday, April 8, 2026

The Rapacious Ego

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Yesterday – that was some motherfucking emotional abuse on a worldwide scale. FEED MY EGO OR I’M GOING TO DESTROY THE WORLD!!!  “A whole civ...
Tuesday, April 7, 2026

Scumbag From Another Planet

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So, what’s that old teen sex trafficking, coke-happy, on-the-take, lying-ass, Mar-a-Lago faced Matty Gaetz (AKA Matt FiveHead) been up to si...
Monday, April 6, 2026

Remain Calm...Dammit!

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I have a thrice put off dental surgery scheduled for 1PM today. I’m distinctly un thrilled about this. WHY did I put this off three times? ...
Sunday, April 5, 2026

What Would Chocolate Bunny Do?

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REJOICE! It's the day the chocolate bunny rose from the dead and I am eternally grateful for her selfless sacrifice to the world.  Natur...
Saturday, April 4, 2026

Crazy Times

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I have Harry Nilsson’s song Jump Into The Fire in my head this morning. You can climb a mountain You can swim the sea You can jump into the...
Friday, April 3, 2026

Great Friday

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Good Friday? That’s either redundant, if you’re a 9-5 working stiff,  OR a horrible joke if you’re one Jesus Fucking Christ. I mean, it was...