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Tantrum toddler Prez Pedo has called for the cancellation of the Freedom 250 concert series because, waddya know, no one wants to be associa...

This morning I woke with the villain Crabby Appleton in my head. Why? Crabby was the main nemesis of gee-whiz boy hero Tom Terrific. His epo...

Why does he stand like Rosie from the Jetsons? Is he a badly glitching robot? Was he created in a lab by one of Leon or Bozo’s ill-paid, w...

Construction crews have begun the next step in the white trashification of the White House. They’re building a “cage” on the lawn for an Ult...

Who comes up with these state tourism slogans? Most of them are fairly tame. Montana’s “The Sky's the Limit” is nice enough. Some are cu...

In case I haven’t mentioned this a zillion times already, and I know I have, NOTHING from this facist fucking administration can be trusted....

Yesterday Jen, Oni, and I watched the third and final installment of Good Omens – a teevee show created by Neil Gaiman, based on the novel c...

A dog “accidentally” shot a woman with a shotgun. According to Scottsbluff police, the owner of the truck had pulled into the convenience st...