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The US doesn’t have a government – we have a flaming clown car flying down Main Street at 100mph. It’s manned by a mob of drunk weasels in p...

There are some days that I need to take a break from the goddamn news and, waddyaknow , today seems to be an excellent day for that. Sure, I...

They're here – in America. But that's obvious now, in'nt? Yesterday a man in Shreveport, Louisiana killed seven of his own child...

For starters, IF my father was still alive, today would be his 90th birthday. He died five years ago on Juneteenth. It was during my surger...

He could only have humiliated himself more if he’d landed on an aircraft carrier with a flapping banner, proclaiming Mission Accomplished, b...

THIS is the actual lunch tray of a sailor on board a US Navy ship in the Middle East. These service members, who Pedo only gives a shit abo...

Yesterday , House Democrats filed six articles of impeachment against Drunk Tank Pete the Secretary of War Crimes. He stands rightfully acc...

Russia has stolen millions of tons of grain from Ukraine and is selling it to other countries. I didn't know this. Egypt was Russia’s bi...