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Can someone still be considered a friend even if you haven’t seen them in a zillion years? Bob Ray, who I worked with too many decades ago, ...

The Conjurer, Hieronymus Bosch Prez Crimes-Against-Humanity and his rabid little War Crimes secretary are playing fast and loose with math....

It’s Sunday and I’m doing my damnedest to perk the fuck up. On the whole, for the first time in a month, I’m feeling not so bad. I’m actuall...

That fucker’s going after manatees now. Not that he’s specifically aware of it. Manatees are just one of so, so many who’ve had the misfort...

I’m feeling rather Roseanne Roseannadanna-ish this morning. You know, “ if it's not one thing, it's another. ”  Barely slept last ni...

Where’s the dough, Fuckface? It’ll surprise absolutely no one that this is, hands down, the most corrupt and greed headed administration kno...

Homan— he looks like an undercooked albino ham. For some odd reason he decided to get in front of the cameras to make a complete fascist foo...

I have a relatively early foot doc appointment this morning. No, my goddamn toe is NOT getting any better. This shit’s been going on – on an...