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The death toll in Texas is now up to 82 with people still missing. Fuckface von ShitzinPantz says he'll "probably" visit the...

Words of wisdom and a few tips from Columbia-trained surgeon, Harvard-educated decision scientist, and author Dr. Mark Shrime : The healthc...

Waddayaknow, I made it through another nasty-ass Fourth of July. Our herd of cats were most def unhappy about all the stupid firework action...

I’ve never celebrated Independence Day. Sure, I’ve gone to see the fireworks a few times but they were never my thing. They're just a lo...

I need to start carrying real identification. My passport expired during my surgery-a-thon years and I no longer have a driver’s license. I...

I dreamed that The Amazing Bob died (which he did – nine years ago Friday) and I could no longer afford to stay here in Valhalla. I was alo...

Did you see? There’s a great new app available called ICEBlock. See something, tap something ICEBlock is an innovative, completely anonymous...

I’m feeling more than a bit overwhelmed today. It’s the news. Our insane government continues to be insane. Half of the citizenry is brainwa...