Clowns, Yogurt, and Zombies (Oh My)

I’m not one of those champagne socialists. Nope. I’m a part of the Prosecco proletariat. When/if you insult me, DO keep your slams demographically accurate.
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Is the Gums McTinyface fuss over yet? Have the MAGAts accepted that the killer’s one of their own yet? I realize they were really counting on him being a Black, transgendered, vegan, drag queen, Democrat with blue hair but, c’mon. We can’t always get what we want in life…or death.

While VP Many Names plays podcast bro, screeching about us vile lefties (Christ almighty, he’s an absurd, clueless, annoying twat), his boss is sending the National Guard into Memphis. Killing tourism in a Red State – damn that bloated orange ogre continues to eat his own. I’m sure Tennessee’s Republican governor is giddily awaiting all those lost tourist dollars.
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Prez Pedo is trying to clean up the giant stinking mess after his goon squads took a big-ass dump all over the multiple years of planning and efforts by Georgia Senator Jon Ossoff and Governor Brian Kemp to bring the Hyundai factory to Georgia. The plant, at minimum, would have brought 8,500 good jobs to the state.

Stinky the Clown Prez lamely speechified that:

“When Foreign Companies who are building extremely complex products, machines, and various other ‘things,’ come into the United States with massive Investments, I want them to bring their people of expertise for a period of time to teach and train our people how to make these very unique and complex products…"

and blah, blah, blah. WAY too little, and FAR too late, fart man. Miller and Noem’s rabid ICE zombies were already unleashed. It’s only getting worse from here.

South Korean leaders have warned the treatment of those at the Hyundai plant could discourage future investment in the U.S. South Korean officials said Monday the country would investigate whether its workers were subject to any human rights violations during the raid. (source) 

Mr. Art of the Deal shot himself, and the entire country, in the face yet again. What sane country and company would send their citizens to the US where their freedom and lives are at totally for reals, serious risk?
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I saw that Ivanka is now spokesmodeling with Chobani yogurt. WHY is Chobani partnering with that plastic griftasaurus on anything? 

I did a little light googling to find out.

Grifter Barbie, in an obvious attempt to rehabilitate her fatally damaged reputation, cofounded a for-profit company called Plant Harvest. The company’s goal is to reduce food waste by selling misshapen or undersized crops. Instead of tilling these back into the soil, they’re sold to food companies who use the unpretty or runt fruits and veggies in sauces, purees, and such. 

This is a for-profit biz.  

The reduced food waste concept is similar to the recycled paper biz. That is, there’s always waste when creating reams, pallets, boxes of paper. The paper scraps – which have never been used in any way – are put back into the paper making slurry. Et voila – pre-consumer recycled paper.  Paper that’s been printed on or otherwise used, goes through a reclamation/recycling process and goes on to become post-consumer recycled paper.

Best I can tell from all the corporate-speak on Planet Harvest's website, what they do is connect farmers with companies who will buy their not-ready-for-produce-display-case fruit and veg.

Companies who do the same or similar?

• Full Harvest: An online B2B marketplace for surplus and imperfect produce. Their Mission – To empower sustainability at the root level with the produce business marketplace for all grades, including surplus & off-grade.
• Performance Produce: A company that specializes in the supply of fresh produce and logistics services for the food industry
• Uglyus: A South Korean online platform that sells imperfect fruits and vegetables directly to consumers.
• FarmTheory: A technology platform, based in Bangalore, connecting farmers directly with businesses to sell their produce.
• Platform Zero: A B2B tech company that tackles supermarket food waste by connecting retailers with surplus produce to a network of business buyers, including restaurants and small businesses.
• Too Good To Go: An app that connects customers with restaurants and stores that have surplus food.

Chobani sources all their strawberries through Plant Harvest. So, there’s the 'Vanky/Chobani connection. 

It would be disingenuous to say that I’m boycotting Chobani because they do business with a Trump owned company. I don’t buy that brand anyway. When I yogurt shop I get the store brand Greek style or coconut milk stuff. 

Now that I know Chobani is proudly working with the ethically bankrupt Trump, it’d be foolish to trust their product integrity. The Trump name is synonymous with toxicity. Why would Chobani do this to themselves?