Land of the Ice and Snow

Stephen Goebbels Miller has had the unmitigated, preposterous, obscene audacity to ask "by what right does Denmark assert control over Greenland?” 

To that I gotta ask, "by what right does any white person assert control over  this continent commonly known as America?" I mean, c’mon now dude, who you think you're fooling with this shit?

The first Nordic presence in Greenland dates back to Erik the Red, a Norse Viking banished from Iceland for manslaughter. He sought a new future in Greenland around the end of the 10th century. 

Greenland first came under the Danish crown in 1380.

Then, in 1721, 55 years before the US was a nation, Hans Egede arrived in Greenland to Christianise and colonize the island. It's what white guys did back then. 

After the Napoleonic Wars and the 1814 Treaty of Kiel, Denmark retained Greenland (along with Iceland and the Faroe Islands). Greenland became a Danish territory under direct rule until 1953. It was granted home rule in 1979 and further self-governance after the 2008 referendum. Greenland is, self-governing but Denmark still has a hand in on some stuff, like foreign policy, citizenship and, importantly, defense. Greenland decides domestic affairs and civil matters. 

Before all the white people arrived though…

The Saqqaq and Independence cultures got there 4,500 years ago. 

The Thule people showed up in 1000 CE and are the ancestors of today's Inuit residents. The early Thule brought whaling technology, dog sledges, and large skin boats which made larger settlements a thing. 88% of the Greenland’s current population is Inuit or of mixed Inuit-Danish descent.

While Greenlanders have been open to departing from Denmark, the population has repeatedly refused to be a part of the US. Nearly 85 percent of the population rejects the idea, according to a 2025 poll commissioned by the Danish paper Berlingske.

Meanwhile, another poll, by YouGov, shows that only 7 percent of Americans support the idea of a US military invasion of the territory. (source) 

Greenlanders don’t want to join the U.S. and I don’t blame them one goddamn bit. We’re a violent, totalitarian, autocratic, kleptocracy. We’re a shithole with a governing majority made up of shitheads.

The UK is in talks with European allies about deploying a military force to Greenland that would guard the Arctic region, media reported on Saturday, after US President Donald Trump claimed that the US will take Greenland the "hard way" if it can't do it the "easy way.” (source) 

WHAT a grotesque embarrassing thug!

NATO countries are now moving warships in to protect Greenland, from the U.S. 

If the U.S. attacks Greenland, Europe can retaliate by:

•  Evicting U.S. troops from European bases
•  Expelling U.S. companies
•  Seizing all the assets Trump, Musk, Vought, and Thiel hold in Europe
•  Ending travel and trade 
•  Removing legal protections for Americans in Europe
•  Calling in U.S. debt which will collapse the economy

“If you take it, we take every single base of the Americans from Aviano to Ramstein, from Romania, to all the other military bases will be confiscated, and you will lose it, and the whole position of American power since World War II, if you take Greenland, you have to leave.”
~ Gunther Fehlinger, Austria's NATO committee chair

And Mass Murder Barbie has stepped up her blustering threats. Her podium sign reads “ONE OF OURS ALL OF YOURS.” In case you need a fascist to English translation, this means 'if you hurt one of ours, we will slaughter all of your people.’ 

Sounds like she’s not bothering to slap on a bit of foundation to conceal the Nazi anymore. 

In WWII, when the resistance executed a Waffen-SS Sturmbannführer, the SS retaliated by massacring an entire village. Look up the Oradour-sur-Glane massacre. It was a small farming town near near Clermont-Ferrand in France.

Not that I think Cruella de Dipshit has any knowledge or understanding of history. As you’re well aware, this entire administration isn’t big on history, facts, science or reality in general.

It's also a play on a line from the 'The Untouchables’ – "If they hurt one of ours, we send one of theirs to the morgue.” I don’t believe Barbie understands or cares that it’s her ICEholes who are flat-out murdering people and just walking away.

Oh wait. She knows alrighty. She just thinks it’s really awesome. Of course she does. This is the same woman whose hobby is killing her family’s pets.

To borrow from Henry the II, hinting around about Archbishop Thomas Becket, will no one rid me of this turbulent administration?