Nouveau White Trash

When you think of white trash the people you may think of are generally poor, lazy, high school drop outs. They're prone to violence, careless and sloppy as all hell. They’re cheats (in every way possible), racist, misogynistic, mullet wearers , and they listen to and actually enjoy Kid Rock and Ted Nugent. Their drink of choice is Mountain Dew and bottom-shelf tequila (or something equally heinous) and if they’re not a tweaker, they’ve got at least one in their immediate family. Trailer parks versus fine homes are envisioned.  

Proud ignorance, thugishness, lack of attention to hygiene and household cleanliness as well as a complete absence of moral and financial discipline are all qualities that come to mind.

Amirite?

I’d like to propose that the U.S., specifically our very own burnt orange Prez Pedo, has brought about a new, more egalitarian age of white trash-dom. Trump and his complete vacuum of class and dignity, has ushered in the age of nouveau riche white trash.

To start with – his very own distinctly dull-witted, druggy, grifting, boobish spawn absolutely clown themselves every time they manage to capture a camera's focus. None of them seem to have a clue as to how imbecilic they look and sound.

Then there’s the scary Mar-a-Lago crowd. Mein gott, you’ve all seen the party pics with the freakish plastic women with chests which could easily serve as flotation devices in case anyone falls into the pool. Unfortunately the eight gallons of makeup each of them wear, would run creating a biohazard. This might cause a delay in service at the omelet bar which could unduly upset the geriatric investment bankers who bankroll all the fake gazongas. This could get ugly. *uglier*

Now we land in Pedo’s junk drawer of losers (AKA the Cabinet). All of them – rich, fluorescent skanks, doltish douches, and melodramatic, hamfaced morons.

Killer Kristi, moldy radish brained Kegseth, coke snorting, lying Rubio, the Education Secretary whose main “qualification” for office was being involved in professional “wrestling,” the imbecilic Treasury Secretary, RFK Jr. FFS!!! And let’s not forget Concentration/Death Camp Miller. This is certainly not a complete list of the intelligence and morally exempt refuse! These people are the absolute pinnacle of white trash-dom.

We have an complete motherfucking White Trash Administration.

Have you heard about Pedo’s Labor Secretary, Lori Chavez-DeRemer ? 

1) Her husband, Shawn DeRemer sexually assaulted not one but TWO women while visiting the Department. 

2) She’s apparently running a Nazi Labor Department.

The Labor Department’s account on X in January posted a video that featured a slideshow of artworks depicting glorified scenes of American history.

The caption above that video said, “One Homeland. One People. One Heritage. Remember who you are, American.”

Social media users noted similarities between the Labor Department’s post and a Nazi Party slogan.
The slogan “Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Führer,” which the U.S. Holocaust Museum notes was used by Adolf Hitler and his Nazi Party, translates to “One People, One Country, One Leader. (source) 

3) Lori had an affair with one of her staff – one of her security detail. Is this why hubby’s getting handsy with Lori’s employees or is he just a big douche of his own accord? 

4) She was into travel fraud. That is, she had her office set up “professional events” as an excuse for personal travel. 

Farther down the GOP trash line…

An Ohio Republican mayor has been charged with voyeurism after he was caught on camera sniffing teen girl’s underwear.

According to investigators, the teen had hidden a small camera in a bedroom in the home. On 13 January, she reportedly received multiple motion alerts indicating recordings had been captured. Deputies say the footage showed Dingus smelling at least four pairs of her underwear “for several seconds” and also “touching his groin area over his clothes”.

Richland county children’s services passed the report along to law enforcement the same day the alleged incident occurred, and a deputy later interviewed the girl at her school. (source) 

His name is Wesley Dingus. No, fer reals. His name is Dingus! I would have changed that the minute I hit 18 if I was him but //shrugs// Maybe, when you’re a panty sniffing pedo, having a self-identifying last name is good?  

Dingus
    noun
a dim-witted, silly, or foolish person

The Butler, Ohio mayor is also facing numerous charges for running over a man wanted for violating parole in July 2025. Swell, emotionally balanced guy, eh?

Remember Dylann Roof? He’s the white supremacist, neo-nazi mass murderer who gunned down nine people at a bible study at the Emanuel African Methodist Episcopal Church in Charleston, South Carolina on July 17, 2015.

The judge for his Roof’s bond hearing – the one who called Roof's family "victims" in the church shooting, while in the presence of the actual victims' families – is a big fan child sex abuse material. I was so shocked...NOT.

There ya have it folks, the GOP – white trash from top to bottom.