Send Them All To Mars

The Pedo Administration has a tragically unhealthy relationship with telling the truth – that is, they're utterly incapable of doing so. Given this, there’s absolutely no reason to bother reading any news story with a headline like: US downplays reports Russia gave Iran intel to help Tehran strike US assets. Okay, one reason – to stay aware of what lies they’re currently feeding the public.

Since the war began on February 28, Russia has passed Iran the locations of US military assets, including warships and aircraft, three officials, who spoke on the condition of anonymity, told The Washington Post.

 “It does seem like it’s a pretty comprehensive effort,” one of the sources told the newspaper. 
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Hegseth said the United States is “not concerned” about the reports, also downplaying the possibility that Russia’s assistance could be putting US citizens in harm’s way.

“The American people can rest assured their commander-in-chief is well aware of who’s talking to who,” Hegseth said.

“And anything that shouldn’t be happening, whether it’s in public or back-channelled, is being confronted and confronted strongly.”  (HAH!)
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White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt on Friday also claimed to reporters that “[the report] clearly is not making any difference with respect to the military operations in Iran because we are completely decimating them.” (HAH!) (source) 

So, that’s fun, eh? You can just about hear her stamping her foot and sniffing loudly after she says "we're, like totally, decimating them."

Also, Jesus Clownfucking Christ, this entire administration is nothing but a dumpster fire of cack-handed lies, dissolving in a burning pool of Botox, cheap hair product, eyeliner, and fluorescent orange foundation.

For years we’ve been hearing that Trump is Putin’s puppet, that he was passing U.S. classified intel, highly classified secrets to his best buddy, his lord and master, Putin. Then there’s Tulsi Gabbard. The director of national intelligence has been all RAH, RAH Putin for a long time. How much intel has she presented to him all neatly wrapped up with a pink bow?

Looks like these two fools, as well as the rest of the Republican fanbois of Russia have, in their blind, adolescent, knee-jerk rush to embrace all things NOT Obama or even vaguely Obama adjacent, have really fucked themselves good and hard. Also us – definitely us and by “us” I mean the entire world.

The chickens are home and they're roosting.

How many innocent people have died so far because Trump is a desperately insecure, needy as all hell, narcissistic, morally bankrupt, emotionally volcanic, incredibly shortsighted idiot? So far, the death toll in Iran alone is up to at least 1,332.

At 8AM EST, there were Israeli airstrikes on the the eastern town of Nabi Chit in Lebanon. 41 people are dead and 40 wounded.

How much is Pedo’s war of choice costing American taxpayers? According to the Center for Strategic and International Studies (CSIS), Operation Epic Fury (what an absolutely Marvel Comics moniker. No, I take that back. Marvel would’ve come up with something we could take seriously):

The first 100 hours (H+100) of the operation are estimated to cost $3.7 billion, or $891.4 million each day. Some of these costs are already budgeted, but most ($3.5 billion) are not. (source) 

Yeah baby, that “peace president” who promised to bring down the cost of eggs is really doing a bang up job, amirite? Is there a place on Earth safe from this incontinent, pedophilic, rancid brained toxicity? Can Epstein and Putin’s little buddy, Elon, put the old orange pedo into one of those Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly rockets he’s got? Ya know, send him (attempt to anyway) on a mission to Mars. If Pedo thinks Mars is full of 13-year-old blonde girls he’ll absolutely leap into that space bound ship!