He's a Uniter!

You know the world is upside down when the President of the Islamic Republic of Iran condemns the President of the United States for his lies and attacks on the pope and comes to Leo's defense.

Prez Pedo could become the first sitting president to simultaneously be the subject of a fatwa and an inquisition. Could this lead to the world’s first joint jihad/crusade? What would that be? A jihsade? A cruhade?

Could we maybe get the 14th Dalai Lama in here to, ya know, pull off a hat trick?

I only mention it BUT that disgusting child raping, grifting, pile of desperately insecure rhino shit seems to actually be a uniter. We are now all able to peacefully come together in our mutual extreme loathing and condemnation of this horrifying example of humanity.

Then we have complete soulless twats like JDouche Vance who, in a speech at the National Catholic Prayer Breakfast, had the stupendous audacity to say:

…one of the most important parts of President Trump's policy, and where I think President Trump's policy is most in accord with Christian -- Christian social teaching and with the Catholic faith, is that more than any president of my lifetime, President Trump has pursued a path of peace. (source)

Peace? HMMMMMMM. 

Would that be peace in Venezuela? Or are you thinking of Iran? Minnesota maybe? Los Angeles? Elsewhere in our very own country? Perhaps in Greenland? Canada? Cuba? Please enlighten us JDouche. Your words don’t seem to match up with objective or perceivable reality and we are all so terribly, terribly curious. You know, WHAT THE FUCK, YOU FUCKING LYING FUCK!

Does he honestly, seriously believe anyone is buying those whoppers he dishes up? Does he think his audience is full of nothing but gullible simpletons? Is he figuring that only he and his perma-sweaty Lord Thiel are smart enough to know which way the wind blows?  

Honestly, JD is SO bad at politics. He should’ve gotten a job as a night watchmen or a 1960s era Maytag repairman.