Mission NOT Accomplished

He could only have humiliated himself more if he’d landed on an aircraft carrier with a flapping banner, proclaiming Mission Accomplished, behind him.  

The Strait of Hormuz is NOT open. Prez Pedo lied (I know – of course he did) in saying that Iran agreed to reopen the Strait without any conditions, while the US blockade remained in place. The Iranian Deputy Foreign Minister Saeed Khatibzadeh said “that is not the term we agreed on.” 

Negotiations are ongoing.
Yesterday, Donnie Demento “barred” Bibi from bombing Lebanon. How’s that working out, you ask?

Israel has already attacked Lebanon, saying that Hezbollah violated the ceasefire first. As in Gaza, they've targeted medics and civilians.

The first two ambulances were destroyed, their tyres blown and windows shattered. Six of their eight crew members were covered in blood and lying in the road or the back of one vehicle.

A paramedic in one of the driver’s seats, blood pulsing from his abdomen, was cradling a colleague in his lap, pleading with him to stay conscious.

“I felt sick. I couldn’t believe my eyes,” medic Mohammed Jaber, 43, told The Associated Press.

 Jaber said he and the others hurried to load the most critically injured into their working ambulances. As team leader Mahdi Abu Zaid ran to close the doors, they, too, were attacked. (source) 

So much for that ceasefire, eh?

Anyone with half an ounce of self-awareness would’ve known that:

•  Netanyahu’s a big-ass serious, scary asshole. He’s not some reality TV show “tough” guy. Bibi’s def not about to take orders from some delulu dimwit in ridiculous orange face-paint who reeks of old sweaty armpits, ketchup, shitty diapers, cheap cologne, Aqua Net Extra Super Hold hairspray and postures like he’s at center stage of his junior high auditorium.

•  Iran’s not playing. They, like the rest of the world, see the mental stench factory for who and what he is. They quite understand that Trump’s administration is filled with unprepared, incompetent, none-too-bright actors who are only vaguely aware that they’re in WAY over their heads.

At this point I think even Putin’s thinking of taking the ring back.

No one is on Trump’s side. Hell’s bell, at this point most of the US isn’t even on “our” side. 

In late March, according to an Economist/YouGov poll, 27% of American idiot adults still identify as MAGAts. Incredible. Just stunningly stupid.

 
Maybe the moldy rutabaga brains who continue to cheer him on are mostly only doing it because they’ve sunk so much money into Trump crap? Ya know, they’re thinking the clown shoes, hats, watches, bibles, T-shirts, beer koozies, etc., would be worth big money one day. IT’S AN INVESTMENT! A retirement fund! They just can’t accept that they’ve been had by a carnival barking, child raping, hustler in a bad wig with worse makeup and a fully loaded, smelly diaper.

These people vote.