Toxic

Mars ain’t the kind of place to raise your kids
In fact it’s cold as hell
And there’s no one there to raise them if you did
And all this science I don’t understand
It’s just my job five days a week
A rocket man, a rocket man

And I think it’s gonna be a long, long time
‘Til touch down brings me ‘round again to find
I’m not the man they think I am at home
Oh, no, no, no, I’m a rocket man
Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone
Rocket Man, Elton John/Bernie Taupin

Goddamn, I fucking love that song!
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Bad news for misshapen, racist, trillionaire conmen – the surface of Mars, its soil, is toxic to humans. 

Martian dirt contains high levels of perchlorates — reactive chlorine-and-oxygen salts. Inhaling or ingesting even tiny amounts of Martian dust can exceed safe exposure limits.

This review investigates how substances analogous to hazardous components of Martian dust have caused disease in people on Earth. Because of its small grain size, dust on Mars is more likely to cause lung irritation, absorb into the bloodstream, and lead to diseases in astronauts. Toxic components of martian dust include perchlorates, silica, nanophase iron oxides, and gypsum in addition to trace amounts of toxic metals whose abundances are debated: chromium, beryllium, arsenic, and cadmium. Predicted effects of dust exposure ranges from asymptomatic to life‐threatening, with many substances being carcinogenic and most damage impacting the pulmonary system. (source) 

Add to that, Mars has much lower gravity – if you weigh 100 pounds on Earth, you would weigh only about 38 pounds on Mars. This leads to less blood circulating in our bodies, our heart muscles shrinking, and beating too fast or too slow. On top of that, the reduced Martian gravity can lead to kidney stones. OUCH!

So, to live on Mars, you’d need to be inside a wickedly secure, enclosed, airtight, gravity adjusted environment all the damn time. You damn well better hope that the tech supporting that joint NEVER, EVER fails too.  

Given MusKKK’s track record, would you trust him to keep you alive on Mars?

The main issue in 2025 has been the world's most powerful rocket, SpaceX's Starship program. Designed to carry passengers to extraterrestrial destinations, Musk stated in March 2025 that SpaceX aims to send its Starship rocket to Mars by the end of 2026, with a potential landing date between 2029 and 2031. Unfortunately, recent results may suggest otherwise. Thus far, four straight Starship launches have ended in explosions. The most recent of which occurred in June 2025, at its Starbase site in Massey, Texas, raising the company's yearly total to five. (source)

I wouldn’t.
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Pedo whined that the press weren’t being sufficiently obsequious. There were outlets who had the stone temerity to not bow down to him and they *gasp* reported reality and asked actual pertinent questions. Naturally this forced the pedophile-who-would-be-king into having a big fat tantrum. He seems to not understand that the White House has granted access to news organizations and can’t ixnay that access because the reporters are doing their damn jobs. Prez Poops-in-Pants seems to have forgotten about that pesky First Amendment, if he ever knew about it to begin with.

In any case, his old man tantrum’s backfiring on him. CNN, MS NOW, and Politico have filed a First Amendment lawsuit to restore their access and there was no audio for the presentation of his I'm-a-special-boy $6,000,000 helipad. Newsmax’s equipment was just NOT up to the task of capturing the doddering old man’s ramblings. ABC, CBS, NBC and Fox News did not cover the event, in solidarity with the three banned networks. *snicker, snicker, snicker*

From The Halfway Café:

Dozens of women in journalism who watched Trump’s press events today without volume — because the press corps is protesting his free press violations — said under their breath, “Who’s quiet now, piggy?”

If that wasn’t bad enough for Prez AttentionWhore, CNN was the designated press for Monday’s United Nations assembly. In solidarity, none of the other networks stepped in and the UN welcomed the network. Pedo had no say in the matter. He’s a president not a king or a dictator. The spoiled twat’s been coddled for far too many decades (eight to be precise).

The so-called Department of “Justice” says ultra thin-skinned Toddler Trump has the right to ban whoever he’s mad at, calling press access a “privilege.”  Jesus Fucking Christ on an egg and cheese bagel – what a sad, rage inducing joke our nation has become.