Wednesday, September 9, 2026

Whoppers and Cosplay

Pedo’s latest whopper I (9/11 Edition) – big strong firefighters (undoubtedly with tears in their eyes) lifted him up, running with him in their powerful arms to safety.

"We thought it was coming down on top of us, and two firemen, big strong guys — I'm not the smallest guy in the world — they grabbed me under the arm, said, 'Got to get out of here,' and they literally lifted me up. This is not easy to do," he said. "I'm big. They lifted me up and they started running with me. I said, 'Fellas, I can run myself,' but they were amazing. But they thought it was coming down. It didn't come down.” 

… There are supporting accounts that a fear of the building collapsing prompted evacuations, though none specifically say Trump was there.
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Did this happen? Did he, as he claims, send 100+ of his workers down to help the rescuers at Ground Zero? We only have the word of a pathological liar, a complete self aggrandizing fabulist, so I’d say it’s safe to assume the answer is a resounding NO.

Trump did go down to Ground Zero but it was two days later, not "right after" as he said. Why? He was glad handing – making sure he was seen. That's it. 

Question – did those big strong firemen have tears in their eyes? They usually do in his big-strong-men fantasies. 

I only mention it but Trump really seems to have a thing for the body builder/strapping workmen/Jack Kirby styled superhero physique. This seems to totally get his motor running. Has he ever gone a single monologue without throwing in a big-strong-man fairy tale? 

Now then, it’s absolutely clear that Pedo despises women and girls — feels we’re lesser beings, not necessarily human, more like pets or maybe just ornaments and status symbols. Beyond that we’re only useful as pleasure giving devices, like strokers or sleeves. Also, rape, remember, is a violent act – it’s not about sex. It’s a deep, controlling, tortuous assault. It’s about conquest, dominance, power, humiliation, punishment. It’s an act of hate. Prez Pedo is an adjudicated rapist with a multitude of other victims/survivors in his wake. He does NOT like us!

My opinion? Pedo is, at the extreme least, bisexual (leaning heavily toward gay) or would be in a different world.

Let’s imagine … in another life, another timeline, where being bi or gay is just a way of being — it was never, ever criminalized, marginalized, or othered and his parents were sane, warm, reasonable, supportive, and loving humans. I know, it’s a wicked HUGE stretch but bear with me and my wild imagination.

Without the pressure to enter the business world and use a brain he clearly doesn't possess, little Donnie grows up to become quite the licentious little queen and a very popular party boy.

He fucks and gets fucked by anything that moves or stays still for five minutes. Because he can bang (and be banged by) all the big strong men (tears in eyes optional?) that he wants AND he never has to feel l
ike a complete failure at business stuff, he does NOT become a deeply unstable, insecure, malignant narcissist, with horrifically tacky taste.

Little Donnie is also so busy being a promiscuous party boy at Flamingo, Crisco Disco, The Mine Shaft, and, of course, Studio 54, he never develops an interest in politics and never becomes president. He doesn't spawn a family of dimwitted, clownish criminals either.

God, I just love a happy ending!

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