Can't Trust That Day

Monday. Oh hi, you’re back. Again. So soon. Weren’t you just here? I got a question, Monday—don’t you have any hobbies? Isn't there anything that you get all wrapped up in? Something you'd like just one more day to enjoy? Gardening? Scrapbooking, maybe?

How ‘bout friends? Got chums? A crew? I could introduce you around…just not today. It’s Monday.

Again.

“There are no miracles on Mondays.”
~Amy Neftzger, The Orphanage of Miracles

and from Ms. Neftzger's brill blog post How To Kick Monday In The Butt

Wear sensible heels: the pointy kind. Unless, of course, you want Monday to be able to get up easily after you strike the first blow. 

There are three other wonderful tips and a brill reminder. Go. Read. I'll be here when you get back.

“It's just been a long week, that's all."
"It's Monday night, Jess."
"My point exactly.”
~Scott Westerfeld, Touching Darknesss

Monday, Monday—The Mamas & The Papas