Candy's Hitting a Wall

Cake is really happy he's a a cat and not a humqn.

Remember Crazy Candy Owens, the extreme right-wing, dime store, carnival clown, twatzilla who’s been banging on, telling bizarro lies about the French President’s wife?

The Macrons aren’t keen on Clown Car Candy continuing to broadcast all those salacious fairy tales about them so's she can add to her personal fortune ($5mil on top of her husband’s $180 - $240mil). It’s nasty and just plain weird. They're sick of it.

Candy proudly claimed that “after looking into this, I would stake my entire professional reputation on the fact that Brigitte Macron is in fact a man.” 

Poor little dumbfuck isn’t bright enough to understand that, here in the real world, you don’t just lose your rep, you lose your big-ass pile ‘o’ bucks too. Bitch is panicked now and has called for Stinky and Vacay Veep to help her out (hope she has a deck of cards and enjoys solitaire – she’s in for a long wait). Cracked Candace keeps screaming about her First Amendment rights.

That First Amendment?

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances. 

I only mention it but freedom of speech is not absolute. It doesn’t extend to the bullshit blatherings of podcast liars. That, honey lambs, constitutes defamation and you can take that to court. Apparently Candy dear learned nothing from Alex Sandy-Hook Jones. Such a shame.

She’s now accusing Macron of being a “foreign invader.” No. For reals! This woman is totally off the rails and she is PISSED that her orange god – the personification of obscene, absurd, and ineffectual posturing – is NOT coming to her rescue.

“That this leader would threaten the First Amendment in any way.… The job of the federal government is to defend us against foreign invaders, and I would pretty much say Emmanuel Macron right now is being a foreign invader. But no, they’re silent. They are silent.” (source) 

So, what does she want President Shitzinpantz to do? Bomb France because their president is suing her for broadcasting easily disproven lies about his wife? That’s a little over the top don’cha think?

Even that prick Piers Morgan isn’t backing her up, saying “you know it’s not true but you've ridden the wave because it's been so lucrative." I mean, Babe, no one's in your corner!

She should just sign over her bank accounts and all her worldly possessions now. Her husband? The soon to be penniless George Farmer is the son of stinking rich Lord Michael who holds a life peerage in the House of Lords. Georgy Boy’s a right-wing Brexit type and, for now, owns a ton of property.

Farmer owns a $19.5 million luxury mansion in London, along with ten additional estate properties across the United Kingdom, France, Morocco, and Belgium. (source) 

I imagine, once they’re on the street, Lord Michael will bail his son and idiot daughter-in-law out. After all, they’ve managed to produce FOUR grandchildren. Given that the children are being raised in Tennessee (which is ranked 39th in the nation for quality of education), I don't imagine there's a chance of them growing up to be more sensible or intelligent than their parents.