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Yes I realize that it’s unseemly and possibly unfair of yurs truly to pick at Dummkopf Daughter and FPM (First Porn Mannequin) OTUS’ looks but C’MON – between DD’s flagrantly clueless idiocy and Melania’s oblivious-if-passive racism AND heinous birtherism, how can I not?
Besides, my what-the-fuckness over these two extend to the rest of my gender.
Fer example – hair color. Both obvs dye their hair. It looks like DD does her own with three dollar Revlon ColorSilk Buttercream from Walmart. I don’t get it. Her own natural color was a lovely mid-shade of brown. It looked good on her BUT it wasn’t Fox “blonde” so, I imagine, her disgusting old Pa pressured her to change.
Melania appears to have a pro color her tresses – cool but why? She went from deep, dark brown to a lighter shade plus highlights. Not cheezy at all but seems totes unnecessary.
I can understand on one level – loads of women, particularly after reaching the OMG-I-found-a-grey-hair age, color it up We Vagina American types, first and foremost, are judged on our looks and age. Smarts? Savvy? Skills? Meh. Nowhere near as important as the youth and fuckability quotients.
Which brings me to the next kvetch. Both have had definite, sig boob jobs. WHY!? They both had already scored wealth, so WTF? Do they honestly believe that, vis-à-vis the chesticles, bigger – MUCH bigger – is better? Do they feel better now that they NEED to wear a brassiere – that it's no longer a fun, sexy fashion choice?
Did Jared, Boy Plunder, that skeevy little slumlord assbrain insist? Who, with his complete lack of good looks and ZERO studliness, is he to be anything but MONDO grateful that ANYone would agree to fuck his scrawny, criminal, homely ass?
Melania’s clearly had a mess of plastic surgeries – she’s plainly had work done on both sets of headlights. Did her odious, greasy fat slug of a spouse insist so’s she’d look more like his fave porn star or his post “enhancement” daughter?
And then there’s Birther Babes eyes – was she trying to rid herself of wrinkles OR does she honestly think the squinty look is attractive and makes her look younger? It’s a puzzler, it is.
Insecurity is a powerful enemy. It forces people to use make-up, plastic surgery, collagen injections and liposuction; to nip, tuck, throw up, push up, suck in and laser. ~ Carlos Wallace
I've had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware. ~ Joan Rivers
What's the whole point of being pretty on the outside when you’re so ugly on the inside? ~ Jess C. Scott, I'm Pretty
