Tits and Pics

Watching a show last night—one of the main characters is in hospital, near death from a mysterious illness.  Her hair and makeup are perfect and, though she’s lying flat on her back, her boobs are conical, stand-in g straight up, pointing at the ceiling. She’s defying gravity—rocking the whole Blonde Ambition look.

Hell's bells, my very own unenhanced airbags wouldn’t do that at 20 or 40 let alone now. Was the actor wearing a steel reinforced bra under her johnny or do silicone implants just not move—always pointing skyward? Seriously, it looked like she was smuggling baby pyramids.

This was in the, generally, fun show Eureka. It’s a comedy/drama about science geeks, their accidentally life threatening hijinks and the town’s new sheriff—not a science guy but definitely savvy. I like the show, firstly, because Joe Morton is one of the leads—Morton is an awesome actor (I’ve had a crush on him since Brother From Another Planet). Also, with the exception of this ridiculous breasticle move, the women actors aren’t relegated to secretary, wife, mother, girlfriend roles. They’re scientists, doctors, high level managers, villains and saviors just like their vaginally deficient fellow thespians. It’s refreshing…except for the stalagmite tit action.

Alright, I’ve got nothing else to say today. Have some pics. Yur welcome.