A Few Bits

Actual Cybertruck seen on 93N yesterday

Whilst idling in rush hour traffic, (on my way to yesterday’s annual boob squishing event) we passed a real, live, honest-to-awful Cybertruck. Christ almighty, those things look even more like a five year old’s drawing of a pickup than I’d anticipated. Also, this would have been drawn by a child who’s never seen the truck before—it’s just been described to her/him.

This hideous and obscenely expensive vehicle is the most ridiculous insult to automotive design that I’ve ever laid eyes on and I’ve seen Hummers.

The wheel wells alone, on Leon’s absurd vehicle scream of gawky, maladroit design. Who buys something so painfully devoid of grace, style and elegance?
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Good news from the mammogram docs—there’s NO evidence of cancer. Not that I expected any but have you met me? I’m a walking, talking medical trash fire.

From the doc’s notes:

Your mammogram shows scattered areas of fibroglandular density. This means your breasts are NOT DENSE.
 
Breast tissue can be either dense or not dense. Dense tissue makes it harder to find breast cancer on a mammogram and also raises the risk of developing breast cancer.

Yea me! Also, of course my bazoombas aren’t dense—the rest of me rocks some fierce intellectual acuity. Makes sense that the tits would be at the fierce intellectual acuity party too.
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More from the NOT-a-drag-queen files:

…Baker walked into a bathroom at Maury Regional Hospital shortly after securing his release from Maury County jail by posting a $200,000 bond. Inside the bathroom, he shot himself twice in the chest.
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He had faced allegations of committing aggravated sexual battery on a child aged under 12.  (source)

David Baker Sr. was a preacher at Family Baptist Church and vice president of Independent Baptist Online College. Clearly Baptists needs to do a better job of vetting their employees.

 The sexual assault victim? One of his eleven children. How much you wanna bet that Pastor Baker had sexually assaulted more than one of his kids? Maybe some of his flock's children too.

Question 1: Who the fuck, on this crowded, running-out-of-resources, dying planet, has ELEVEN children?! I guess ‘a budget-banjaxed, megalomaniac pedophile’ would be the correct answer to that question. Could he afford so many dependents on a preacher's salary? I'm guessing NO.

Question 2: The state of Tennessee allows guns inside hospitals? Sure dudes, what could possibly go wrong?!
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In who-the-fuck-cares news:
Cheato’s now-only-seen-on-video-and-only-if-she-trying-to-sell-something rent-a-wife Melania, says she stands ‘proudly behind my nude modeling work’ and compares her soft porn wank pics to Michelangelo’s “David.”   Emmm…sure, Jan.

Everyone has a different take on what constitutes art. Pardon the fuck outta me, a former art student who modeled for drawing classes, if I don’t see the equivalency between Michelangelo or Botticelli's creations and Mel’s work for the lad mags. Her pics weren’t anywhere close to Helmut Newton or Robert Mapplethorpe’s sophisticated creativity and technical expertise either.

Having said that, I really don’t care—do you? Her porn modeling is so four years ago. Irrelevant.

Life is art. Art is life. I never separate it. ~ Ai Weiwe

If Mel wants to believe her porn pics are art, well, that’s her business, her opinion. I imagine you won’t be shocked to read that I don’t agree.