GOP Fiction 101

VP James Donald Bowman, James David Hamel, J.D. Vance (James David Vance), JD Vance, JDouche, really should have embarked on a career as a writer of cheesy, airport paperback thrillers. You know, the kind you read on a four hour flight and immediately forget about. With his wild imagination maybe he could have been up there in the bestselling realms of Harlan Coben or Dan Brown? This obviously mentally unbalanced fool, of all people, had the temerity to call Abdul El -Sayed a psychopath! 

“Abdul El-Sayed has claimed to be, and I quote, 'an immigrant from North Africa.' ​Why would you tell people that you were not from the community that you're actually from?"
~ JDouche campaigning for the pedophile supporting grifter from Florida who’s running against Al-Sayed in MICHIGAN’s senate race

Abdul was born in Rochester Hills, Michigan. J Douche is well aware of this.

Yesterday Douche Boy was trying to connect El-Sayed to the recent protests in Paris saying:

The scene of destruction in Paris may be an ocean away, but ask yourselves: are they really so hard to imagine here in the United States of America?” ... “And I guarantee you, if those rioters were burning down New York, or Detroit, the Hasan Pikers and El-Sayeds would be right there leading them and cheering them on.”  …  “What we saw in France – the hatred, the ingratitude, the desire to destroy rather than the desire to build – that exact same cancer is what has corrupted Abdul El-Sayed.” (source) 

That's quite the reach dough boy. 

Rithika Merchant

See? Old boy has quite intense imagination. I bet he sits up all night with a flashlight in his little blanket fort making up this shit and then high fiving himself. Probably wakes his brown-skinned wife up every time he gets a fresh inspiration for a new lie.

One day some kid at school will tell JD's brown-skinned child to go back to where he or she came from.

One day someone will inform this kid they will never be a real American.

One day someone will scream at them that they come from a shithole country and are a low-IQ eater of house pets.

One day JD's son, Vivek, will he attacked outside a bar by a drunken yahoo calling him a Muslim terrorist.

This is the America these kids' dad is building for them.
~ Ben Stephens  

Then there's the Not-So-Marvelous Mr. Measles — he went to Harvard you know. Obvs he got in on his family name and wealth alone. Boy clearly spent his school years shooting up smack, snorting coke off toilet seats, and indulging his every want versus learning anything real about the world. Must be nice to be born to astounding privilege. 

In response to Brainworm Bobby’s astoundingly inane racist, right-wing effort to bash El-Sayed — you know, the one where he claimed that Arabs don’t produce science or award winning literature — Journalist Mehdi Hasan pointed out that:

Naguib Mahfouz won the Nobel in Literature in 1988. Ahmed Zewail won the Nobel in Chemistry in 1999, after winning the Wolf Prize. Omar Yaghi won the Nobel in Chemistry in 2025,” user Jordan Guy pointed out.  “Algebra is an Arabic word. So is algorithm. The math on this claim doesn’t work.” (source) 

Meanwhile, their fearless leader, the Liar and Pedophile in Chief, accused El-Sayed of being "a jihadist.” THIS from the man who authorized the bombing of schoolchildren and fishermen, and the ICE murders of innocents.

I'm so sick of this shit. 

Brazilian Space Measles ... or something

Waddya know — leftist Brazilian President Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva won and right-wing Senator Flavio Bolsonaro lost. It was a squeaker though. 

Oddly Prez Pedo hasn’t spewed his usual steaming pile of nonsense, fantastical fabrications, and all-of-this-is-Biden’s-fault ... yet. He has, however, sent out his son Pedo Jr. (AKA Butt-Head) to cry rigged/fixed election! Projection much, you bought and paid for Russian puppet? 

This is a big win for the people of Brazil. Sane people and governments recognize this.
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I was reading about the USSR’s Venera program this morning. This was the Soviet Union's series of missions to study Venus. It went on from 1961 to 1983. Of 28 spacecraft launched, 13 entered the atmosphere. Eight successfully touched down on the surface.

Actual pic of surface of Venus

Venturing to Venus between 1975 and 1978, several of the cameras on these probes failed, usually due to their lens caps not coming off. But nonetheless, a few managed to take and transmit the very first images from the surface of our solar system’s second planet. (source) 

DOH!

Then we have Saturn. There aren’t any pictures of Saturn's surface of course. Dude’s a big-ass gas giant made up, mostly, of hydrogen and helium gas — there’s no solid ground. OK, wicked cool but I want to see it!!! Can NASA get a camera in there? I’ve found lots of amazing shots of Saturn’s moons — what about inside Saturn's atmosphere? Not possible??? 
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Best, most on point slams of the week? Without question:

“He seems very focused on home renovations. He should be on HGTV,” Obama said of Trump’s over $900 million worth of White House construction efforts. “What’s with the gold? … He’s got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory.”

 “Remember that whole thing about drain the swamp? The only thing that got drained was the Reflecting Pool in the National Mall after some no-bid contract got it all messed up,” Obama said. (source) 

Christ almighty, I miss having an intelligent, witty, sane, compassionate, NON-felonious President. Ya know, one who was actually qualified to do the job.
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Trump’s disease boosting Health and Human Services anti-vaxxer clown, who’s bragged about snorting cocaine off of toilet seats, has done a bang-up job vis-à-vis measles.

"We’ve seen more measles cases during this report than we’ve seen in the last quarter century — combined,” Noel Brewer, a professor of public health at the University of North Carolina, told POLITICO this week. Brewer served on a key vaccine advisory panel to the CDC before Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr., a noted believer and spreader of anti-vaccine conspiracies, overhauled the committee.  (source) 

More than 1,300 cases have been reported since April alone and that’s just in Pennsylvania. ONE state. 

If Stephen Nosferatu Miller’s ICE squads don’t murder you, if Kegseth doesn’t turn the military on the populace, we can always count on Brainworm Bobby to murder us with easily prevented diseases.

Sad Peacocking

A woman on Threads was called names for being, ya know, an opinion having female type human. Yes they were ridiculous, tired, worn out, unimaginative, adolescent vulgarisms. They came from MAGAts — it’s to be expected.

What were they thinking ? Did they honestly believe that the women they were intending to destroy with these, in-their-minds-only, soul withering slams to “fragile” feminine sensibilities, were going to do anything other than laugh? These eternal incels put their astonishingly underdeveloped middle school minds on center stage, under the bright lights all while thinking they’re peacocking great cutting wit. Aaaah ... no.

They’re doing nothing more than showing off that they’re less than bright or mentally agile enough to carry on a debate with a ham sandwich.

The first was “thunder cunt” and the other was “treasonous vagina.” Dudes probably thought they were just so edgy and erudite coming up with those! FYI, thunder cunt’s not a new one — that slam's been kicking around for decades. 

Gotta say though, these would make for great, memorable band names.

Thunder Cunt might be a fierce hardcore punk band or maybe death metal. No sexy Hollywood-ready frontwoman — à la Debbie Harry or Joan Jett. Nope. The group would have someone more like Patti Smith or Poly Styrene.

Treasonous Vagina would either be a cutting edge experimental ensemble or a speed metal band crossed with an art house burlesque troupe. Either would totally work.

For the former, we’d need an avante garde type like Laurie Anderson. For the latter, an over-the-top performer like Siouxsie Sioux or Wendy O. Williams.

The online losers have been emboldened by their unhinged, desperately and deservedly insecure, increasingly dementia ridden hero, the orange imbecile — Donald Pedophile Trump.

Seems like it won’t be long before people just start laughing in his face after he throws one of his inane, childish hissy fits at a woman reporter who dares to do her job. Daily he makes himself an increasingly ghastly florid fool. When I think it’s not possible for him to say something even more stupid he proves me wrong by saying shit like, Denmark gave him Greenland or that there are “five states where your child goes off to school as Tim and comes back as Tammy, three or four days later.” Yes, he really said those things. 

Is he stupid and delusional? Does he honest and true believe what he's saying? Quite possibly. Is this dementia? Maybe. Does it really matter whether he believes his own fantasies or it's a gold-painted baroque con job to snow the rubes? The result is the same — carnival barking lies, told by a huckster in badly applied, gaudy tangerine makeup, sporting a sadly dyed. cotton candy combover, wearing baggy, cheap, unwashed suits, and cheap shoes with lifts.

In not reining him in, the GOP has truly shot themselves in both feet. If we can manage to dump the sycophantic weasel turds who are happily destroying the country and elect a sane House and Senate, MAYBE we can all take a deep breath and get busy with the giant job of stanching the country’s bleeding. VOTE, VOTE, VOTE!!!

Hit Him Where It Hurts

MusKKK has been saying he had nothing to do with the decision to choke off Ukraine’s Starlink access, allowing Russians to bomb civilian targets, murdering innocents. He heavily implied that it was all Trump. Sure, like Pedo’s smart enough or still mentally all there enough to even understand how anything works. Leon lied.

Yesterday the Wall Street Journal reported that Elon Musk personally ordered the slowdown of Starshield, the military-grade version of Starlink used by Ukraine to protect itself from Russian missile attacks. Musk also reportedly spoke to Trump before strangling Ukraine’s defense. Obviously Pedo was down with the plan (once it was explained to him by Ivanka knockoffs using big illustrations, stuffed animals, and small words). 

I can’t read the full paywalled WSJ article but Heather Cox Richardson has. In her Substack column yesterday she noted that:

After the slowdown caused a public uproar, the Wall Street Journal reporters write, representatives from SpaceX, the parent company of Starlink, called the White House to coordinate messaging to say that Starlink and the administration had agreed to the slowdown ahead of time.  

Musk’s decision to change the course of a war with “a seeming flick of a switch,” taking it upon himself, with or without the complicity of White House officials, to reverse the foreign policy of the United States of America for the benefit of Russia’s president Vladimir Putin, is a stunning assumption of power reminiscent of Revolutionary War general Benedict Arnold’s weakening of the Americans’ defenses and draining of supplies at the strategic fort at West Point to enable the British to capture it before he was discovered and defected to the British Army. (source) 

Jesse Duquette

Benedict Arnold’s name is now synonymous with treason. What MusKKK did, with Pedo’s stamp of approval, may not technically constitute treason (by an ultra strict definition) but it seems to fall into the totally less than legal/war crime range. 

Benedict Arnold, by the by, wasn’t executed for treason but that’s only because he escaped to London.

Every single one of SpaceX's employees are complicit in Musk's crime. The blood of innocent Ukrainians are on all of their hands. How can they live with themselves?

Musk and Pedo should be sent off to Den Hague (along with Putin and Netanyahu) to be held accountable for their crimes against humanity.

 Other MusKKK fuckery?

MusKKK is trying to buy the state of Texas.

Talarico: "We just found out that [Elon Musk] is almost single-handedly bankrolling this effort to install Ken Paxton in the U.S. Senate and defeat this movement...Elon Musk wants our land. He wants our water. He wants his very own personal United States senator. He is trying to buy Texas.” (source) 

The illegal immigrant from South Africa really wants to be King of the World — he’ll start with America. I guess he couldn’t buy California and figured Texans are suckers. I mean, that barbarous, racist piece of shit, Greg Abbott’s been governor for over 11 years. With that evidence, of course Leon figures he can walk right in.

The best way to hurt someone like MusKK is to hit him in the wallet AND the reputation. Expose, shame, and ridicule. Make his products unnecessary. In April, Norway and Iceland joined IRIS2, the EU’s space-based secure communications initiative alternative to Starlink. Canada is building Telesat which will be ready to use early in 2028. Russia is launching Rassvet but, since they already have Musk in their pocket, I don’t know why they bother.

Did you know? Germany pays Ukraine’s Starlink bill. 

Outside of MusKKK's set up in Texas, his plant in Grünheide, Germany is Tesla’s most advanced factory.

Can we get Chancellor Merz to turn off the lights there? It’s just 35 kilometres southeast of central Berlin. Easy to get to, right? As soon as MusKKK stops siding with murderous dictators, Merz could let Grünheide start cranking again. Seems fair.

While we’re at it, under the Digital Services Act can the European Union (and the UK under the Online Safety Act) ban X? As long as we're tossing, throw Pedo’s Truth Toilet to the curb too. Both sewer sites are primarily populated by Russian bots, right? At the rate Ukraine’s taking out the data centers, neither place will have more than a few hundred radish brained Jim Bobs and Floyds from wastelands like Bucksnort, Arkansas and Nowhere, Oklahoma (real places!) left anyway. They’ll be sitting around, cluelessly wondering where their sexy, young, long distance girlfriends, Svetlana and Olga, went off to.

I’m only asking here but what creative jackass came up with the name SpaceX? Sounds like something you take after a big holiday meal when you’re, ya know, feeling a little bloated. Maybe a constipation remedy?

LEGO Set I Need, Barbarians, Ivy Fail, etc.

Margaret Hamilton has died. 

No, no, NOT our beloved Wicked Witch. She moved on to Oz absolute eons ago — in 1985 at the age of 82.

I’m talking about Margaret Hamilton, the amazing computing pioneer who led software development for the Apollo program. She’s now gone at 90-years-old.

You’ve just gotta read this tribute to her at MIT News (not paywalled). It’s simply fascinating. If nothing else, you’ve just GOT to read the story about the “the Lauren error” on the Apollo 8 mission which led to “defensive” programming, the practice of building software that could anticipate or fix errors on its own. 

Over two decades at MIT, Hamilton forged new paths in computer science and engineering. Her groundbreaking work included leading the team that programmed the first computers that took humans to the moon. (source) 

In 2016 President Obama awarded her the Medal of Freedom saying, in part:

“Her software architecture led to giant leaps for humankind, writing the code that helped America set foot on the moon.”

Remember when that award meant something and went to people who totally deserved it? You know, pre-Pedo.

Hamilton has her own official LEGO figure in the Women of NASA LEGO set. I WANT this set!
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How to pronounce of Hurricane Isaias: 
 ee-sah-EE-ahs (or ees-ah-EE-ahs), with the main stress on the third syllable (ee-sah-EE-ahs).

Apparently Governor Ron DeSantis is very proud of his unwillingness to learn to pronounce the hurricane’s name. Okay buddy, sure. I didn’t go to Yale and Harvard like young Ronnie and I don’t have hearing like him either (which would make knowing how to pronounce unfamiliar words MUCH easier... ya know?) BUT I was able to do a quick search on my whizbang computer machine and found a phonetic transcription. 

You’d *think* with his big important Ivy League degrees he’d know how to do that too. I guess Ronzo is trying to play the down home, folksie, racist, guy-you’d-have-beer-with card like his fellow Deep South politico, Senator Foghorn Leghorn of Louisiana (magna cum  laude from Vanderbilt, JD from the University of Virginia, and a Bachelor of Civil Law with first-class honors from the University of Oxford). That schtick must really work on the rubes in Florida and Louisiana. How embarrassing for them. DeSantis isn’t even good at it. He and VP JDouche obvs went to the same strip mall Dale Carnegie Training knockoff. JDouche clearly flunked out of the course.

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Cassowary? How the fuck are they not classed as dinosaurs? I believe I met one or three of these when I was hanging at gay discos back in the '70s. They were FABULOUS!

Vampire squid — not a true squid, not an octopus. They’re the sole surviving member of the ancient order Vampyromorphida. Somehow related to squid and octopuses —cousins maybe? How about vampires though? Do vampire squid drink blood, turn into bats, have an aversion to sunlight? Nope. the name MAY be due to their appearance — their dark, reddish-black coloration and cloak-like webbing — very Dracula-ish.
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Just in case you missed the memo — public executions aren’t punishments for crimes, they’re propaganda. They’re a warning. This could be you, if you fall out of line. 

Pat Bagley

The last public execution was the hanging of Rainey Bethea — a Black man convicted of raping a white woman — in 1936.

Roughly 20,000 people gathered in the western Kentucky city of Owensboro, where workers had built a gallows near the riverfront, according to NPR station WKMS. People celebrated with "necktie" parties the night before and sipped soft drinks at the scene in what attendees and historians describe as a festive atmosphere.

"They sold sandwiches and they sold Coca-Colas, and you'd have thought it was a big picnic or something," attendee Bill Shelton recalled in a 2013 oral history interview with the Daviess County Public Library. (source) 

Public executions are carnivals for twisted, racist savages, mutants, thugs, and smooth brained, failed wildebeest impersonators. 

They’re a way to rouse the basest, most primal instincts of the worst amongst us. The MAGAts will be thrilled to itty-bitty bits by this. When Nidal Hasan’s head and heart explode, millions of white men (and I use the term “men” loosely), who can’t remember the last time they could raise the flag without serious pharmaceutical support, will all simultaneously shoot fireworks of jizz across their bedroom/TV room ceilings. This includes the dickless wonder Secretary of War Crimes, who seems to always be trying to prove he’s a big, manly man and not a complete drunken, limp dicked failure.

Republicans — now bringing America live-streaming executions into our homes! This, don’t forget, is the party that proudly proclaims itself pro-life.

How soon will the GOP be broadcasting lynchings, witch burnings, child sacrifices?

The United States — we are nothing more than a completely barbaric hole of greed and depravity.

VOTE, goddammit, VOTE! 

Cats and Random Excrement

Nurse Cake has been working serious overtime this week. Between all my MRIs, another goddamn foot procedure, and miscellaneous appointments, this poor kitten hasn’t caught a break. 

Can I please just become a cyborg now? Fer reals. My organic parts are all way past warranty and no one makes replacement parts for a ’58 Donna anymore. Cake’s been a very good, supportive boy and clearly deserves ALL the treats and naps!
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Ya know how Christian nationalists are their movement's worst salesmen? Instead of attracting people to their brand of white, het, alpha male, ultra republican Jesus, they’re repelling folks. The stone hypocrisy between their actions and their claimed savior's words kind of turns most folks with functioning brains off. Honestly, if you want to convert a crowd of faithful Sunday morning churchgoers into agnostics who wake, maybe go for a walk on the beach, and then phone bank for their local Democratic candidate, have them spend an hour with a Christian nationalist.

A new study by Samuel L. Perry, the Sam K. Viersen Presidential Professor of Sociology at the University of Oklahoma looks at the correlation between those who are unable to thoroughly or carefully think and being a right-wing Jesus fool/tool. There's a good clear article on it in PsyPost, an independent science news website. It's titled Lower cognitive ability is linked to stronger Christian nationalist views, even after accounting for education.

A new study indicates that Americans with lower scores on a vocabulary test commonly used to measure cognitive ability are more likely to endorse Christian nationalist beliefs, even when accounting for their overall level of education. The findings suggest that the appeal of this political and religious ideology relates to underlying cognitive resources rather than just differences in schooling. The research was published in Journal for the Scientific Study of Religion. (source) 

Can’t say this comes as a surprise.
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More absolute insane hypocrisy, stupidity, and cruelty from the Shit for Brains Administration — he’s trying to deport an anti-Zionist Hasidic Jew “home” to Israel.

The Trump administration is trying to deport Yehonatan Ovadia, a Satmar Hasidic religious teacher in Rockland County, New York. His alleged offense: taking part in a 2023 protest against an Israeli flag flown outside a town hall. Ovadia, who says he did not remove the flag, pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct and paid a fine, but then his religious worker visa was revoked and he was detained by ICE. If the government wins, he may be sent to Israel, the country he was protesting. (source) 

Yeah, that sounds real safe. Pedo, of all people, is judging this Hasidic Jewish man, claiming that he’s an antisemite. 

Trump is no stranger to passing judgement on Jews. This is the smooth brained, anus mouthed, vulgarian who accused Jews who vote for Democratic candidates of being disloyal to Israel. 

The mini mushroom dicked pedo is a prime example of complete cognitive failure and moral bankruptcy. DUH!

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Cornell University president, Michael Kotlikoff, has said the school will take steps to prevent more frat gang rapes from happening. I wonder how they plan on doing that – more essays? Will part of frat initiation be to write on a chalkboard 100 times, “I will not drug and gang rape women”? Maybe he’ll just form committees, who will meet with frat boys, asking them, ya know, what can we do to encourage you to stop raping vagina-having students.

The university would seek input, he said, from students, alumni and others on how to “preserve what is valuable about Greek life while strengthening individual accountability, transparency and a culture in which every member understands their responsibility to protect the safety and wellbeing of others”. (source) 

Yup, sounds like that’s the wholly milquetoast-y, doomed-to-fail, just-for-show plan. 

Jane Doe’s lawsuit against Cornell, seven fraternity members and others, alleges that the school failed to adequately punish ‌some of the accused students. Oh yeah, that’s a fucking understatement.

Tennessee Fail

Christa Pike is a murderer. There’s no getting around that. In 1995 she and her boyfriend, Tadaryl Shipp, tortured and murdered Colleen Slemmer. An anonymous tip was phoned in — Pike and Shipp were snatched up within a few days.

18-year-old Christa was sentenced to death via electronic chair (the only option available in Tennessee in1996). Tadaryl was 17, a minor — not ‘eligible’ for the death penalty. He got life with the possibility of parole.

In the 30 years since Christa was sentenced to death it’s been discovered that the brain is still developing at 18. Other mitigating factors include:

• she had been physically and sexually abused throughout childhood
• raped by a neighbor when she was just 11
• shuttled around between various relations in West Virginia and North Carolina.

Not exactly a peaceful, safe, stable upbringing. Christa was only diagnosed as having bipolar disorder a few years after she was already in prison.

Given that the Slemmer’s murder happened and was tried in the burning red state of Tennessee, the verdict would likely be the same today as it was 30 years ago. I’m NOT saying Christa should’ve gotten a slap on the wrist. Fuck no! I’m saying the death  penalty shouldn’t have been on the table. Save that for genocidal corporate autocrats. You know who I'm talking about.

So, Pike was finally being executed after 30 years on death row but, guess what, Republicans can’t be trusted to do anything right. They demonstrate this BIG and BOLD every goddamn chance they get.

Christa Pike remained hospitalized, unconscious and on a machine helping her breathe after her failed execution in Tennessee, her attorneys said in a court filing Friday.

The attorneys said hospital staff were working to save Pike’s life and clear the pentobarbital she was administered from her system as of late Thursday.

Pike received two doses of the drug in a failed attempt by the state of Tennessee to execute her on Wednesday. (source) 

She did not lose consciousness during the attempted execution. Her heart continued to beat. Right now, she's alive and unconscious, on a ventilator in a Nashville hospital. 

Tennessee is one of those proud, devastatingly stupid, and willfully ignorant, “pro-life” states that has banned all abortions. It’s illegal from the point of fertilization. There are no exceptions for cases of rape, incest, or fatal fetal anomalies. Doctors who perform abortions to save a woman or a child’s life face felony charges, loss of their medical licenses, and heavy fines. Given this threat, docs are reluctant to place themselves in jeopardy until it’s abundantly clear that the woman will die without intervention. Often enough, they’re too damn late. 

ALSO, F-fucking-YI, consider a pregnant 12 year old who has been raped — odds of this young girl, this victim, successfully surviving pregnancy and birth with mental and physical health intact are slim. A child’s mind and body aren’t mature enough to handle this birth shit. So, Tennessee is gonna violate this child a second time and quite possibly sentence her to a painful death or lifelong disability? Yup, that’s real pro-life of ya, babes.

Back to Christa’s case, Tennessee was actively, legally trying to murder her. They botched the job and now they’re jumping through hoops to save her life? DUDES, make up your fucking minds! Do you want her dead or alive?

East Tennessee attorney Marcos Garza stated that the authority of the state correction officials ended the moment doctors took over.  

 Why does this not work for a pregnant woman in distress? WHY does a pregnant woman in distress, who has NOT committed a crime, have to be holding hands with the grim reaper before it’s safe for a medic to swoop in and do his damn job? WHY is the heartbeat of a fetus (whose needs you’re going to totally ignore the second it’s born) more important than the mother? Answer me that you cattle fuckers!

This is Tennessee’s second banjaxed lethal injection since the state tried to off Tony Carruthers in May. They going for a Guinness World Record?

 According to US News and Word Report Tennessee ranks 31st in education and 39th in healthcare. 

Wallet Hub has Tennessee at 39th in education and 42nd in healthcare. 

Tennessee — every bit as hypocritical as an evangelical TV preacher whose been caught with a stack of cash, a bag of coke, and three sex workers of various genders (one of which may have already ODed).

Badly Behaving Toddlers

WHAT an unmitigated, complete moron! The name Huckabee should, if it isn’t already, synonymous with total idiocy.

Huckabee blames ‘biblical illiteracy’ for waning support for Israel in US

NO, you absolute radish brained toad, it’s because Israel’s government is committing genocide! Get your fucking head OUT of Trump’s capacious ass!

A Pew Research poll conducted in mid-May showed that indicated 62% of US adults had an unfavorable view of the Israeli government. I wonder how high that unfavorable rating would be if they took the poll today. Gotta say, people like multi-billionaire and anti-free speech asshole Bob Kraft and his pal, the tyrannical war criming Netanyahu don’t do themselves any favors PR-wise.

I mean, how ridiculous is it that the Prime Minister of a big swinging dick nation like Israel is on the podium at the United Nations attacking the mayor of New York? He sounds more like Trump every day. Maybe he always sounded this small, desperately insecure, incredibly spoiled – like a badly behaving toddler at the start of an epic tantrum.

Like Pedo, Bibi seems to be pathologically allergic to reality. Apparently Netanyahu doesn’t have the sense to understand that aligning himself with Trump is like strapping himself to a rabid buffalo and leaping off El Capitan in Yosemite. Not a bright move.

Now that I’ve thought on it, Huckabee seems to have dual residency. He spends half his time wedged up the pedophile’s butt and the rest of it up the genocider’s ass. Maybe he has some kind of timeshare arrangement going on?

In an interview with NewsNation on Thursday, the ambassador suggested there were three sources of declining support for Israel.

He cited disinformation and foreign propaganda, a hatred of those who believe “there is a God and that he’s made up the rules for life”, and not knowing the Bible.

“You add all that together, I guess you just want to be mad at Israel and blame them for everything,” he said. (source) 

SUCH a backwoods, cretinous imbecile!

Meanwhile, Ed Sheeran, the sellout to his billionaire bestie Bob Kraft, has cancelled his shows at Gillette Stadium. Supposedly it’s due to the nor’easter we’re having here in New England this weekend. Funny thing is, before now Gillette Stadium had never canceled a concert due to weather. 

Before the weather forecast, Massachusetts Attorney General Andrea Campbell had pressed Ticketmaster to refund ticket buckos.

“After hearing from nearly 200 consumers who were struggling to obtain refunds from Ticketmaster for Ed Sheeran’s shows at Gillette Stadium this weekend, my office jumped into action to demand that consumers be provided a clear path to get their money back if they no longer want to attend due to significant changes to the lineup,” said AG Campbell. “I encourage anyone who wants a refund to act quickly and submit their request at least 24 hours before showtime.” (source) 

I wonder how many people requested refunds. I wonder how many folks would’ve shown up in Foxborough to protest Kraft’s genocide supporting ass. I wonder how much his insurance company will reimburse Ed, his touring company (Messina Touring Group), and Kraft for their loss due to “acts of nature.” Seems they’re all saving themselves a ton of money and bad press by canceling the shows.

But what do I know?

Welcome to Bosch World

The death of human empathy is one of the earliest and most telling signs of a culture about to fall into barbarism.
~ Hannah Arendt

Hannah, we're already there. 

ICEholes shot a man while he was working, while he was on his fucking job.

Wilber Rafael Garces Perez, 28, was making a DoorDash delivery in Austin on Sunday when his car was “sideswiped” twice by ICE officers in an unmarked truck … (source) 

He was shot, taken to the hospital in serious condition but somehow released later that day into ICE custody. He was put in a “detention center” where he was been made to sleep ON THE FLOOR WHILE A BULLET WAS STILL LODGED IN HIS SPINE. He  not any pain medication or treatment while in ICE's sadistic care.

By Monday night he’d been brought to a hospital.

If he’s sent back to ICE, he’ll probably die. Obviously.

And it turns out ICE’s half-assed, slipshod, hyper enthusiastic Nazi hard-on to get as many violent, halfwitted thugs onto the streets attacking brown people was … not well thought out or implemented with any measurable skill or intelligence. Gee, shocking, no?

These untrained mutants were given guns and put on the streets before background checks and a thorough vetting were completed. 

But the whistleblower, who oversaw a staff of 100 in ICE’s Office of Professional Responsibility, which manages background investigations for job applicants, said he had never seen the agency hire people so quickly. Human resources personnel made final job offers before preliminary vetting was complete. Applicants were cleared for duty “without fingerprints, identity verification, or credit checks,” he wrote. (source) 

This doesn’t even include criminal histories which they supposedly check but don’t seem to be overly bothered about.

A great example of this precocious hiring bullshit is David Brouillette. He’s the ICEhole who murdered Johan Sebastián Durán Guerrero in Maine just two months ago. Brouillette had a long history of violence and *oopsie* slipped though the cracks.

Immigration and Customs Enforcement has placed new recruits into its training program before they have completed the agency’s vetting process … as it rushes to hire federal immigration officers to carry out President Donald Trump’s mass deportation policy, a current and two former Homeland Security Department officials told NBC News.

ICE officials only later discovered that some of the recruits failed drug testing, have disqualifying criminal backgrounds or don’t meet the physical or academic requirements to serve, the sources said.

Staff members at ICE’s training academy in Brunswick, Georgia, recently discovered one recruit had previously been charged with strong-arm robbery and battery stemming from a domestic violence incident, the current DHS official said. (source) 

Now those egregious ICEholes who never should have been hired to begin with are getting the ax.

U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement has begun quietly firing some officers brought aboard during its massive hiring surge after belated background reviews uncovered red flags or recruits failed to meet performance standards, The Washington Post reported Tuesday.
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The firings follow an expansion that brought roughly 12,000 new officers and agents into ICE as the Trump administration sought to rapidly increase immigration arrests and deportations.

The hiring campaign, backed by billions of dollars approved by Congress, offered signing bonuses of up to $50,000 and drew more than 220,000 applications.

ICE also shortened training and allowed some recruits with previous law enforcement experience to bypass the agency's training academy. (source) 

Now this wholly incompetent administration is trying to claw back the big fat signing bonuses they prematurely handed out. Future wages will be garnished to get those undoubtedly already spent buckos back. I bet this is really gonna make the freshly fired, emotionally unstable, hair-trigger violent ex-ICEholes a bit testy. I wonder who they'll take their rage out on. I'm thinking domestic partners should take the kids and run for the hills NOW.

 We're living in a live action Hieronymus Bosch painting. Welcome to Hell.

Closet Cases

Everybody in DC knows this: There is this closeted gay mafia, largely Republican, that exists in Washington, and everybody knows every single one of them, who's gay.
~ Hunter Biden

The Pentagon issued new “guidance” late last week. There’s going to be mandatory testosterone deficiency screenings for male active-duty and reserve service members over the age of 30. Man, Kegseth sure is extra special concerned that all his G.I. Joe action heroes have the correct chemical and biologic makeup

“The Defense Health Agency (DHA) said the provider will document the presence or absence of each of the symptoms, along with risk factors. 

Symptoms include erectile dysfunction, reduced sexual desire, unexplained loss of muscle mass or gain in fat, depressed mood, low motivation, disturbed sleep, impaired concentration or memory, diminished physical performance or endurance not correlated with injury and loss of spontaneous morning erections.” (source) 

Loss of morning wood is a top Pentagon concern, yes sir! NOW we're talkin' 'bout serious matters!

Secretary of War Crimes is freakishly concerned about service member’s willies isn’t he? Next thing you know he’ll be breaking out tape measures. If your hard-on's under 6” there's a dishonorable discharge waiting for you, soldier!

Then there’s his whole waist-to-height ratio mandate fetish.

The Pentagon is reportedly requiring troops to meet waist-to-height requirements and exhibit “impeccable” grooming standards to attend Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s “State of the Force” address later this month.

The Wall Street Journal published a report Tuesday, quoting emails from the Pentagon to Army commanders…(source) 

Dude has some serious kinks that he either needs to work out, inpatient, with a team of qualified professionals (who were NOT appointed or selected by Trump) OR he needs to just give it all up, go wild and become the naughty rent boy he’s clearly always wanted to be.

Another thought – perhaps Petey had a truly empty, unloved, and/or traumatic childhood. He may be horrifically and misguidedly attempting to recreate a childhood he never had. He sees the military as a combination of a Build-A-Bear Workshop, G.I. Joe plastic toy soldiers, the board game Battleship. 

Drydrunk Petey doesn’t give a fuck about the health of women in the military. Considering his weird, sexualized attention to men, being ignored is a good thing, eh? To Kegger’s warped and closeted mind women shouldn’t exist except on barstools, hotel rooms or in brothels where he’s only vaguely aware of them through his bleary vodka martini haze.

Speaking of naughty … or maybe I mean sleazy.

Lauren Handsy Boebert (R-the stupid part of CO) engaged in sexual relationships with three of her Congressional staffers. She broke two workplace generally accepted smart practices THREE times (that we know of).

1. Don’t date your co-workers.
2. Do NOT EVER date someone who works for you!

Okay, we’ve probably all violated that first one. Hell, The Amazing Bob was a co-worker and then I poached him to work in my department. So yeah, I’m guilty as the dickens. I dated a couple other co-workers too. I suppose you could say I learn by making mistakes.

The thing about Handsy Lauren that’s new is that two of her three playmates were women. The three with bad taste in affair partners are former District Director Clarice Navarro Ratzlaff, District Chief of Staff Raven Finegan and former Chief of Staff Jeffrey Small. 

Word is, she paid Clarice, who was fired without being given reason why, $200Gs to keep quiet about their affair. Well now, that didn’t work so well, did it?

I wonder how Raven and Clarice feel about Boebert’s very public history of opposing LBGTQ+ rights and spreading ridiculous lies and Republican scare tactics like “drag events “sexualize” children.” I wonder what they think of Handsy’s hilarious (to me) and hysterical denials. The woman lies like a toddler – mouth smeared with chocolate, crumbs dropping of her chin. She's claiming "no mum, I haven't eaten any of the cake you made for the neighbors!"

"Well, I'm not a lesbian or bisexual, and I have never, ever been in any inappropriate relationship, nor have I ever been sexually involved with any staff," Boebert told Brufke, a former Daily Beast reporter. (source) 

We all know Handsy, like her hero Prez Pedo, has a Godzilla-esque struggles with the truth but that’s par for the course in the closeted GOP.