Tulsi Gabbard was at the White House yesterday lying her ass off about President Obama. Basically, Tricky Tulsi claims that the Obama administration created fake intelligence to hype the concept that Russia worked to put Stinky in the White House in 2016. That Obama played that Putin stole the election for her boy ShitzInPantz. Gabbard says that Obama "led the manufacturing of this intelligence assessment”
Tulsi, pre TrumpWorld villain makeover 
Obama’s office responded:
“Out of respect for the office of the presidency, our office does not normally dignify the constant nonsense and misinformation flowing out of this White House with a response,” Obama spokesperson Patrick Rodenbush said in a statement. “But these claims are outrageous enough to merit one. These bizarre allegations are ridiculous and a weak attempt at distraction.”
Nothing in the document issued last week undercuts the widely accepted conclusion that Russia worked to influence the 2016 presidential election but did not successfully manipulate any votes. These findings were affirmed in a 2020 report by the bipartisan Senate Intelligence Committee, led by then-Chair Marco Rubio, who now serves as Trump’s secretary of State. (source)
Why? Because this is all just so much fucking theater to distract the masses, especially his cult of complete rubes and the lapdog press, from the Epstein files. I suspect it's maybe not gonna work this time around.
Bondi, Patel, Gabbard, Mike Johnson, and Bongino have made themselves stone accomplices to the crimes Trump committed with his best bud Jeff. Trump will likely croak before justice can reach him (thanks Merrick!) but the rest of them are relatively young and healthy. MAYBE, one day, they'll pay for the pain they're facilitating. An old broad, such as yurs truly, can dream can't she?
I don’t think Bleach Bondi and Porn-Pal Mikey will look good in orange jumpsuits (too pale but maybe when Bondi’s natural hair color finally comes back she won’t look quite so washed out). Gabbard, Bongino and Patel will totally rock that tangerine tone though. May they never take it off.
“When justice department officials reviewed what attorney general Pam Bondi called a ‘truckload’ of documents related to Jeffrey Epstein earlier this year, they discovered that Donald Trump’s name appeared multiple times,” the Wall Street Journal is reporting, citing senior administration officials. (source)
This came out in the unfortunately paywalled Wall Street Journal. What alternate universe are we living in where a monster creating Rupert Murdoch paper is actually on the right side of history?
In other news, Jimmy Don Vance (or whatever name he's going by this week) was on Nantucket Tuesday for a fundraiser. Though Nantucket is small and über wealthy, protesters still came out to let the Fascist Doughboy know that he’s not well liked (understatement!!!). I only mention it but I believe security for Jimmy Don was so intense because his Heritage Foundation puppet masters aren't planning on Stinky seeing out his term and NO ONE wants little Mikey as president.
If/when Old Stinky gets 25th Amendmented what will we call Vance, the man who makes enemies around the globe every time he opens his mouth?
I think I'm going with I’m going with Prez Cockwomble.
Cockwomble
noun
: a person, usually male, prone to making outrageously stupid statements and/or engaging in ridiculously inappropriate behaviour while generally having a very high opinion of their own wisdom and importance.
OR, howz 'bout this: Prez Popekiller Cockwomble? Has a nice ring to it, doesn't it?
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