☢️ NOPE ☢️

I believe we’re blundering our way into a real life Marvel Universe superhero origin story but, unlike the comics, I don’t think our version’s gonna be one of humanity’s champions. I don’t think our storyline’s gonna play out so neatly.

A radioactive wasp nest was found in South Carolina.

…testing confirmed radiation levels “greater than 10 times the total contamination values” that federal regulations allow.

“While no wasps were found on the nest, the individual insects would have significantly lower levels of contamination,” it said. (source)

Where did the wasps go? “individual insects would have significantly lower levels of contaminaaztion” you say? And when did it become a smart bet to believe ANYTHING coming out of this anti-science, hunches, and cover-stories administration? 

I mean…
Bobby Brainworns , the fucking Health and Human Services Secretary, balls out stated that COVID-19 was a “bioweapon” made by China. He preaches racist pseudoscience and anti-vaccine conspiracies (and that’s just a light sampling of his spewed weasel shit). Does he really believe the pack of idiocies he's carnival barking?

Pete Kegstand lied about the woman he sexually assaulted (repeatedly saying he was "completely cleared” when he actually paid a settlement). He lies about his drinking. He lied about sharing classified info on Signal Chat. He lied about his massive financial fuck ups at not one but two veterans non-profit orgs. Pete’s a liar.

Cosplay Kristi Noem? Fer fuck’s sake, she’s right up there with Stinky. They’re both going for the gold in the lying Olympics. She didn’t have a meeting scheduled with French President Macron that she could cancel but flounced about that she did. She never had a meeting with Kim Jong-un much less one where she fiercely stared him down. She lied about having her goons tackle and cuff Senator Alex Padilla at her press conference.

What DON’T these fuckers lie about?!
 
Given that every single nitwit grifter in this white trash twatzilla administration does nothing but spin the most absurd and unbelievable steaming piles of putrid warthog diarrhea, all while tripping drunkenly over their individual and collective incompetence, it would be unwise to believe that South Carolina’s safe from radioactive wasps. These wee stinging insects are more than likely bringers of nuclear fueled death. 

But first? A zombie apocalypse.

Maybe we’re already in that stage though? How else can the MAGAt hordes be explained? They all put pantyliners on their ears to show solidarity with their orange god when he claimed (i.e. lied) that he was grazed by a deadly assassin’s bullet. They all proudly wore adult diapers OUTSIDE their regular pants when it came out that Stinky’s incontinent. He breaks every promise and they STILL decorate their trucks and homes with a zillion pro-Trump flags. 

The only logical explanation is that they’ve been turned into zombies. This IS braindead zombie behavior!

Now then, it’s common knowledge that people are turned into the walking dead via parasitic infection or exposure to radiation. So, here’s my thought – the nuked wasp stings a person, injecting radiated venom. That person becomes a zombie; they then need to eat another human’s flesh and brain to stay “alive.” The people who get bit but manage to escape, eventually turn into zombies themselves. Between the wasps in the hive and the zombies they create…well, it’s just a matter of time before we’re in I Am Legend land.

How many wasps were living in that nest? How many zombies have they created? Let’s do the math. How much time do we have left?

Okay, now I’m curious, whatever happened to the murder hornets? What would be more lethal – murder hornets or atomic wasps? Summer B horror movie anyone?