Said let’s fake an attack
And use it for a ballroom grift.
And the girl in the corner said, "Boy, I wanna warn ya
It'll turn into a ballroom grift"
My sincere apologies to Sweet.
It seems absurdly likely that the little shooting event at the White House Correspondents’ Association dinner was staged. I mean, Prez Pedo, VP Douchebag, Maga Mike, AND Secretary of State Lil’ Marco were all at the dinner together? That’s almost the whole presidential line of succession and security was so lax that a guy ran through security with a long gun? Who allows that? Really?!
The only person missing was President Pro Tempore of the Senate – Chuck Grassley. Just think, IF Cole Allen had been successful (and this hadn’t been a staged event to garner Pedo sympathy, favorable press and give him a perfect set up to shill for his gigantic, gaudy ballroom) our replacement prez would now be 12 years older than the current 80-year-old dementia ridden, diaper clad, rape-y, and otherwise felonious WH occupant.
Senator Grassley is 92 years old. He was seven when the Nazis invaded Poland and Britain and France declared war on Germany. He was nine when Pearl Harbor was attacked. That same year the desecration of Tȟuŋkášila Šákpe (Lakota for Six Grandfathers – now known as Mount Rushmore) was completed. Chuck was 10 when the Bataan Death March went down. 11 when the Pentagon's construction was done. He was 17 when Orwell’s 1984 came out and, apparently, either never read it or absorbed absolutely nothing. He was 31 when JFK was assassinated. 32 when the Civil Rights Act was passed. He was 57 in 1989 when the Berlin Wall came down. That was almost 37 years ago. 
He’s seen a lot of history and yet, he’s still a Republican – the party of pedophiles, rapists, and racists. The party of Nixon, Bush, Shrub, and now the lying, orange spackled, pedophile rapist, racist, dimwitted conman.
Why was Vance rescued first and then Trump?
Why did some guests stay, continue eating, taking selfies?
Why did others take the time to pack away bottles of champagne and wine instead of exiting the “dangerous situation” with all haste?
Why did Trump immediately have a speech ready?
Because this was all obviously another one of his phoney-baloney, ginned up assassination theater events. He ever-so-quickly turned the shooting, which happened outside the ballroom, into a shopping network/timeshare style sales pitch for his Epstein Ballroom.
Trump is the Asshole Who Cried Assassination one too many times. No one believes him anymore and no one cares. For that matter, I’ll betcha most of the world is just disappointed that this wasn’t a real attempt and it wasn’t successful. We're all tired of his testerical dramatics. Give him a binky, put him on a mocked up sound stage with pretty, paid actors, special effects, and a script with him running the world. Tell him it's all real. Just don't let him out. Fake up stock market reports, Fox news shows, and have his renfields occasionally drop by to flatter him. He'll never know.
I’ve got nothing more to say about Pedo’s latest failed attempt at theater. I saw a Threads post saying, “I’ve seen better staging on Broadway.” Well, of course. Broadway is full of actual pros. The Trump family will never be anything more than a zillionth rated Fort Myers, Florida Murder Mystery dinner theater.
Like their father, they're all vile, duplicitous, morally rotted, shiftless clowns.
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