Barbarous Bampot

Yesterday, House Democrats filed six articles of impeachment against Drunk Tank Pete the Secretary of War Crimes. He stands rightfully accused of high crimes and misdemeanors. This is about the attack on Iran, the strikes on the Venezuelan fishing boats, his violations of the Geneva Conventions, and more.

Not listed, for the some odd reason, is his I’m-trying-too-hard-to-look-polished, greasy overuse of Brylcreem. Hell’s bells, that’s impeachment worthy right there, don’cha think?

Dave Granlund

There’s also that little matter of him including his wife and brother in a private, Signal group chat named “Defense | Team Huddle.” That’s extra to the other Signal chat where the journalist, Jeffrey Goldberg, of The Atlantic was *oopsie* tagged in.

In at least two separate Signal chats, Hegseth provided the exact timings of warplane launches and when bombs would drop — before the men and women carrying out those attacks on behalf of the United States were airborne. (source) 

Signal is encrypted but is not authorized for classified info. This lying sack of rabies riddled at shit went on his old home turf, Fox and Friends, to lie “no one is texting war plans. What was shared over Signal then and now was informal, unclassified coordinations for media coordination [and] other things." Sure dude. 

But the details he shared, two hours before airstrikes hit in Yemen, almost certainly were classified, according to retired Marine Lt. Col. Mick Wagoner, who was a military lawyer for 17 years and deployed to four war zones.

"A launch of an attack there is just no-way, no-how, that an American military operation starting off is going to not be classified for Lord's sake," he said. (source) 

Then there's that fairy-tale-for-pyschos crap about drug boats that just HAD to be blown to smithereens. At least 178 people died in Kegseth’s kill-them-all fishing boat strikes … SO FAR.

There’s the bombing of the the Shajareh Tayyebeh Primary School in the Iranian town of Minab. 168 children and 14 adults died in the attack.

UN special rapporteur on the right to education, Farida Shaheed, said, “If journalists and civil society groups, using only open source access, could relatively quickly establish the school was separated from the wider compound and visibly marked, the US military, with all its tools at its disposal, surely could have done so prior to the attack. They had an obligation to do so.” (source) 

Fer fuck's sake, THIS!!!

Congress HAD created a special Pentagon office to prevent civilians *whoopsie*  being targeted  but Plastered Pete closed that office right after he took office. Unsurprising action from a drunk piece of diseased weasel waste who brags at pressers that there would be “no stupid rules of engagement, no nation building quagmire, no democracy-building exercise, no politically correct wars” on his watch.

Yeah pal, your dick's still smaller than my littlest toe.

Seems he really has a wicked hard on for killing innocents. His attitude, his words betray a serious rapist mentality. With his history, that’s no surprise.

Given that the Guardians of Pedophiles Party control Congress, at least until the midterm elections, it’s highly unlikely that Pickled Pete will be removed. He is however making Pedo look even more obscenely, out-of-his-mind batshit. That’s quite an accomplishment. I mean, Donnie's doing a bang-up job all on his own. 

IF the fluorescent Demento can see through his fog of Big Mac and burnt steak farts, he MIGHT notice that his war crimes secretary is doing him, incredibly, more damage than Stephen Nosferatu Miller and Dead Whale Head Kennedy. MAYBE he'll send the bloodthirsty, serial killer clown back down to the sewers where he belongs.