March of the Maniacs

A variation on an old Soviet secret police joke:

Q: Why do the ICE agents patrol in groups of three?
A: That way there’s always one who can read, and one who can write.
Q: What about the third?
A: Someone’s got to keep an eye on the two dangerous intellectuals. 

Dementia Donnie is apparently looking to create another secret police force in addition to his existing band of murderous ICE thugs. He's, at the least, sending the scumbag signal to his psycho insurrectionist squads that he'll always have their backs. He pays his goon squads...supposedly. We'll see. I'm betting that the $1.8 billion goes straight into an offshore account.

Unsurprisingly, Pedo’s setting this up before the midterms where, even with his faithful renfieldian cult of congresscritters gerrymandering the fuck outta their states, the Guardians Of Pedophiles are gonna lose monster big. Diaper Don, the infamous, lying sack of weasel shit child rapist, has made sure of that.
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That doctor overseeing hantavirus outbreak? He's an Alabama urologist known for penile‑implant surgery. THIS is the doctor who’s been put in charge of stopping a deadly respiratory virus.

What are Dr. Brian Christine’s qualifications to handle the outbreak and prevent the potential vast spread of a virus?

•  He’s big into far-right conspiracy theories, especially those about COVID-19. Of course.
•  He’s viscerally transphobic. Naturally.
•  He hosts a YouTube show called “Erection Connection” where he talks about erectile dysfunction. No surprise.
•  He had another YouTube show called “Common Sense” where he claimed health responses from the federal government and organized medicine injected “liberal and left values” to exert more government control. Should've called it Common Nonsense.
•  Christine’s stated that, essentially, the use of mail-in ballots in the 2020 elections is why Trump lost. Basically, he's admitting that Trump’s toadies (*cough* Elon *cough*) had somehow fixed the vote but this was foiled by so many people doing mail-in due to COVID. No surprise that Pedo’s so against mail-in voting, is it? 

We can probably assume Christine knows what a virus is. Rather, we can really, really hope, he knows that a virus is different from a penis. Right? This is the wholly incompetent Pedo administration though – him knowing is def not a lock.

Remember, Bri Bri, wieners are the things you operate on and make bigger. Viruses are things you want to contain and make smaller. See? It’s simple, Doc! 

Gustav Klimt, Hope II

Someone ring up Dr. YouTube Trump Asslicker and give him the 411, K?
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Have you read about Samantha Randazzo? She’s the woman who was forced to give birth on a Brooklyn courtroom bench. This was at her arraignment. She had been in custody for 24 hours.

Randazzo was surrounded by law enforcement, prosecutors and courtroom staff, some of whom reportedly laughed and joked at the situation, the group claimed.
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“Ms. Randazzo had reportedly recently been discharged from a hospital despite being nine months pregnant before being returned to custody and brought to Brooklyn arraignments, where she went into labor in open court,” according to Saturday night’s joint statement from The Legal Aid Society, Brooklyn Defender Services, New York County Defender Services, The Bronx Defenders and Neighborhood Defender Service of Harlem.

“That should horrify every New Yorker,” the statement continued,” they said. “No person should ever be forced to give birth in handcuffs or endure labor while restrained, exposed, and denied basic medical care and human dignity." (source) 

Gustav Klimt, Hope I

How about Tiffany McElroy – hear about her? She was arrested, put in an Alabama jail when she went into labor. Her water broke and her jailers did nothing to help then or in the following 24 hours of labor. With the assistance of her fellow inmates she gave birth. 

“This unmedicated labor was the most terrible pain Tiffany has ever felt,” the complaint alleged.  “For over five hours, she felt as though every bone in her body was breaking and her body was slowly being pulled apart.”

The other inmates then helped resuscitate the baby, who was not breathing, as they shouted and banged on a table to alert the guards, the complaint alleged. 

Eventually, officers came to wrap the baby in blankets and place McElroy in a wheelchair. (source) 

Alabama? Pro life? Yeah, not so’s you’d notice. 

What were Tina and Samantha in jail for? It doesn't fucking matter! They're sentient beings going through intense, life-threatening, traumatic experiences. Did those newborns deserve to come into this already horrifying existence in such a barbaric, callous, merciless way? Fucking NO, I don't think so!

The maternal mortality rate in the US is already significantly higher than it is in first world countries. Fer instance, on average, in the US it's 22 women dead per 100,000 live births. In Norway: ~0 to 2. Netherlands: ~3 to 5. Sweden: ~4. Germany: ~7. United Kingdom: ~6 to 9. And Bast forbid you be an expectant Black woman in the US. The maternal mortality rate for Black women in America is about 55.3 per 100,000 live births.

The US really hates women – obviously. We make up slightly more than 50% of the population. What would happen if we united and voted these oppressive, abusive fucks out, hmmmmm?