Obsession

Njideka Akunyili Crosby 

WHY are Pedo and MAGA still so obsessed with the Obamas? They haven’t been in the White House for ten years. I mean, yes, with every breath he takes the orange imbecile’s extreme inferiority to President Obama stands out in sharper, more fluorescent, neon relief. Melania does nothing, has no accomplishments to her name (besides nekkid and semi-nekkid lad mag pics and some escort work) so there’s nothing there to compare to tremendously accomplished Michelle Obama.

Amy Sherald

I can see WHY they feel inferior. They ARE inferior! But it’s been ten fucking years — Pedo and his shrinking band of toddler-brained homunculi make themselves look like complete mooks who’ve been dropped on their heads six too many times. More than they already do.

An illustration of that – imagine, you’re a big time mixed martial arts fighter and you’ve just won a massively hyped fight. The president of the country greets you afterwards — the world’s listening — what do you say?

"Michelle Obama is a man, am I right, America?"

What an absolute, potato faced loser. What a cartoon character of an under-brained, inbred, backwoods yokel.

Lin Makron, a woman I follow on Threads, wrote:

“I'm Danish, but that question was easy enough for even me to answer.

So, Josh Hokit, here's your answer:

No, you're not right.

But judging by HOW much time you spend thinking about men, touching men, and debating whether women are actually men, it sounds like there may be a different conversation you'd like to have.”

Honestly, the amount of time Republicans spend laser focused on other people’s genitalia blows my mind. They’re stone creepy. Def don’t let them near children.

They're not just obsessed with Michelle Obama's genitals (which they’ve been going off about for more than a decade). The GOP has been going to town painting the Texas Democratic senate nominee, James Talarico, as transgender. It isn’t some discrete whisper campaign either. 

• Stephen Miller, the first openly rat-eating, undead Republican official, declared that Democrats had nominated their "first transgender senate candidate.” 
• A pro-Trump PAC is running AI-generated deepfake ads of Talarico, dressed as Julie Andrews/Maria von Trapp, singing a  transgender version of "My Favorite Things" from The Sound of Music. 
• Texas Gov Abattoir posted a pic of Talarico, photoshopped/AIed up as New York rep Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez as a means of criticizing Talarico’s bill for a Green New Deal for Texas (AND calling Talarico a girly-man at the same time). Bad move Hot Wheels — you’re giving away how scared you are. Fear is coming off the Texas GOP in waves. Fear brings out predators. 

Talarico, by the by, is not transgender. He was born a dude and is still a dude. He’s also straight. I believe the term is cishet. Someone please correct me if I’m wrong, k? To be absolutely clear — Talarico’s gender and sexual orientation are completely irrelevant. 

These desperate rightwing fuckers are sweating oceans. They know their candidate, Ken Paxton, is a crook, fraud, a total skank AND a pedophile enabler. It’s no mystery why Prez Pedo is supporting him so hard. With a candidate who’s nothing more than a steaming pile of stinking, perverted weasel turds the GOP HAVE to go into culture war-testosterone overdrive! They’ve got nothing and are counting on Texans to be prejudiced, tiny minded, stupid as hell, too lazy to go out and vote or some combination of all of those.

Another what’s-in-his-pants obsession — remember when Madge Trailer Trash Greene showed those 24”x36” posters of Hunter Biden’s stunningly large trouser python during a House Oversight Committee meeting? I mean, on one hand, I get it. On the other, isn’t this something she should have kept at home — just between her and her pleasure appliance du jour?

The Guardians Of Pedophiles want you to care more about what kind of junk is in a Democrat’s trunk so you’re not paying attention to the GOP stealing the contents of your bank account. That’s working great for Trump isn’t it?

Meanwhile, Josh Hokit? That pot bellied, moronic, thumb-faced fool — at his big, old age, he still doesn’t understand that actions have consequences. He isn’t even getting paid for that little performance for his crazy god-king. Well, he’s being “paid” in Trump brand crypto. Yup, that won’t even cover his bus fare back to Nowheresville. What a rube.