Barbarous Bampot

Yesterday, House Democrats filed six articles of impeachment against Drunk Tank Pete the Secretary of War Crimes. He stands rightfully accused of high crimes and misdemeanors. This is about the attack on Iran, the strikes on the Venezuelan fishing boats, his violations of the Geneva Conventions, and more.

Not listed, for the some odd reason, is his I’m-trying-too-hard-to-look-polished, greasy overuse of Brylcreem. Hell’s bells, that’s impeachment worthy right there, don’cha think?

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There’s also that little matter of him including his wife and brother in a private, Signal group chat named “Defense | Team Huddle.” That’s extra to the other Signal chat where the journalist, Jeffrey Goldberg, of The Atlantic was *oopsie* tagged in.

In at least two separate Signal chats, Hegseth provided the exact timings of warplane launches and when bombs would drop — before the men and women carrying out those attacks on behalf of the United States were airborne. (source) 

Signal is encrypted but is not authorized for classified info. This lying sack of rabies riddled at shit went on his old home turf, Fox and Friends, to lie “no one is texting war plans. What was shared over Signal then and now was informal, unclassified coordinations for media coordination [and] other things." Sure dude. 

But the details he shared, two hours before airstrikes hit in Yemen, almost certainly were classified, according to retired Marine Lt. Col. Mick Wagoner, who was a military lawyer for 17 years and deployed to four war zones.

"A launch of an attack there is just no-way, no-how, that an American military operation starting off is going to not be classified for Lord's sake," he said. (source) 

Then there's that fairy-tale-for-pyschos crap about drug boats that just HAD to be blown to smithereens. At least 178 people died in Kegseth’s kill-them-all fishing boat strikes … SO FAR.

There’s the bombing of the the Shajareh Tayyebeh Primary School in the Iranian town of Minab. 168 children and 14 adults died in the attack.

UN special rapporteur on the right to education, Farida Shaheed, said, “If journalists and civil society groups, using only open source access, could relatively quickly establish the school was separated from the wider compound and visibly marked, the US military, with all its tools at its disposal, surely could have done so prior to the attack. They had an obligation to do so.” (source) 

Fer fuck's sake, THIS!!!

Congress HAD created a special Pentagon office to prevent civilians *whoopsie*  being targeted  but Plastered Pete closed that office right after he took office. Unsurprising action from a drunk piece of diseased weasel waste who brags at pressers that there would be “no stupid rules of engagement, no nation building quagmire, no democracy-building exercise, no politically correct wars” on his watch.

Yeah pal, your dick's still smaller than my littlest toe.

Seems he really has a wicked hard on for killing innocents. His attitude, his words betray a serious rapist mentality. With his history, that’s no surprise.

Given that the Guardians of Pedophiles Party control Congress, at least until the midterm elections, it’s highly unlikely that Pickled Pete will be removed. He is however making Pedo look even more obscenely, out-of-his-mind batshit. That’s quite an accomplishment. I mean, Donnie's doing a bang-up job all on his own. 

IF the fluorescent Demento can see through his fog of Big Mac and burnt steak farts, he MIGHT notice that his war crimes secretary is doing him, incredibly, more damage than Stephen Nosferatu Miller and Dead Whale Head Kennedy. MAYBE he'll send the bloodthirsty, serial killer clown back down to the sewers where he belongs. 

Grain Scam

Russia has stolen millions of tons of grain from Ukraine and is selling it to other countries. I didn't know this.

Egypt was Russia’s biggest buyer of stolen-grain but is now pledging to buy from Ukraine instead. Bangladesh, Lebanon, Türkiye, Syria, Saudi Arabia, Belarus, and Vietnam were some of the other countries buying the stolen wheat.

Grain trafficking is how Putin's been funding his ongoing war on Ukraine. This would be kind of like if the US invaded Venezuela or Iran, stole their oil and/or Uranium and used the sale of that to fund an invasion of Greenland or Canada. Just fer instance.

The dollar amount of the Ukraine’s stolen grain is around $800 million to $1 billion annually! No wonder Pedo idolizes Putin – this is a total dream scam.

To circumvent international sanctions and mask the origin of the grain, Russian exporters used ship-to-ship (STS) transfers in open waters. These operations occurred in the transshipment area near the Port of Kavkaz and involved the use of storage vessels.

This method allowed Russian exporters to avoid docking at ports in occupied Ukrainian territories and reduced the risk of legal repercussions for shipping companies. (source) 

I only mention it but … HELLO … war crime. Yes, I know, we can pile it on top of all of Putin’s other war crimes, like invading Ukraine to begin with.

The International Criminal Court (ICC) can’t prosecute Russia for the crime of aggression (invading another country) because Russia is not a party to the Rome Statute. The ICC set up a special tribunal but that seems, to me – for what that’s worth – nothing more than symbolic. 

Also not on the Rome Statute plan – the US and China. While I’d love to see the bastard before the court, if only for the humiliation factor, Pedo will be six feet under long before a trial comes calling. That ugly orange rodent doesn’t have a lot of time left on his clock. A minute is too much time but, well ... 

Back to Russia’s crop thefts – the stolen grain was shipped to Russia and Crimea, then exported with bogus labels as Russian produce. Sounds like a big Hollywood movie plot, don’t it. Idris Elba, Charlize Theron or Sigourney Weaver would star, right? The eleventy-level plot, the fight scenes, and snappy dialogue would all just kill, wouldn't it! I know, get Aldis Hodge and Beth Riesgraf to team up to foil the evil, thieving, warmongering evildoers. Oh, I seem to be off topic here AGAIN.

 *ahem* 

The Russian cargo ship Avinsk arrived at the Port of Haifa in Israel on April 12. It’s carrying 43,765.18 tonnes (metric ton) of Ukrainian wheat.

The (Ukraine) embassy underscored that it expects all its partners, including Israel, to demonstrate solidarity and uphold the principles of international law and justice.

“We call on the Israeli authorities to thoroughly examine the matter, act in accordance with their international obligations, and ensure that the territory of the State of Israel is not used as a route for the transfer of goods originating from unlawful activities,” the embassy said (source) 

Israel has provided a token amount of support to Kyiv since Russia began its big-ass invasion of Ukraine (February ’22) but they’re not exactly reliable. I expect they’ll be even less so now that they’re busy bombing Lebanon and continuing with their genocide in Gaza. Busy, busy, busy.

He's a Uniter!

You know the world is upside down when the President of the Islamic Republic of Iran condemns the President of the United States for his lies and attacks on the pope and comes to Leo's defense.

Prez Pedo could become the first sitting president to simultaneously be the subject of a fatwa and an inquisition. Could this lead to the world’s first joint jihad/crusade? What would that be? A jihsade? A cruhade?

Could we maybe get the 14th Dalai Lama in here to, ya know, pull off a hat trick?

I only mention it BUT that disgusting child raping, grifting, pile of desperately insecure rhino shit seems to actually be a uniter. We are now all able to peacefully come together in our mutual extreme loathing and condemnation of this horrifying example of humanity.

Then we have complete soulless twats like JDouche Vance who, in a speech at the National Catholic Prayer Breakfast, had the stupendous audacity to say:

…one of the most important parts of President Trump's policy, and where I think President Trump's policy is most in accord with Christian -- Christian social teaching and with the Catholic faith, is that more than any president of my lifetime, President Trump has pursued a path of peace. (source)

Peace? HMMMMMMM. 

Would that be peace in Venezuela? Or are you thinking of Iran? Minnesota maybe? Los Angeles? Elsewhere in our very own country? Perhaps in Greenland? Canada? Cuba? Please enlighten us JDouche. Your words don’t seem to match up with objective or perceivable reality and we are all so terribly, terribly curious. You know, WHAT THE FUCK, YOU FUCKING LYING FUCK!

Does he honestly, seriously believe anyone is buying those whoppers he dishes up? Does he think his audience is full of nothing but gullible simpletons? Is he figuring that only he and his perma-sweaty Lord Thiel are smart enough to know which way the wind blows?  

Honestly, JD is SO bad at politics. He should’ve gotten a job as a night watchmen or a 1960s era Maytag repairman.

Change Is Coming

 Hungarian Parliament – Jorge Franganillo

Viktor Orbán LOST. Later this week, after a 16 year rule, he will no longer be the prime minister of Hungary.

Péter Magyar will be sworn into office within the week. Magyar’s Tisza party will possibly have a two-thirds majority in parliament too. If this happens – the two-thirds majority – Magyar will be able to undo constitutional changes made by Orbán which weakened the independence of the judiciary and entrenched the Fidesz party's control of political life. Pretty much exactly what The Heritage Foundation, Trump and his plutocrat backers have done and are continuing to do to the US.

Change is on its way for Hungary. Could this possibly, maybe, hopefully, PLEASE be a sign of positive shifts for the US?

Showing FAR more class and professionalism than Prez Pedo and VP Couchfucker have ever had (individually or collectively) Prime Minister (for another few days) Orbán congratulated Magyar in a concession speech just a few hours after the polls closed. Would the ever-petulant, desperately insecure Pedo or JD Wanker? HELL no! Trump would be looking for some nasty AI meme image of Magyar that he could post under one of his usual junior high level taunts. Vance would be looking to school the new prime minister on his choice of apparel and scold him for not saying "thank you." 

Interestingly, Magyar himself was an Orbán loyalist. He broke up with him in February of ’24 over the presidential pardon of a man busted for covering up child sex abuse. Hmmmm. And our Prez Pedo was a HUGE Orbán cheerleader. Coincidence or are they buddies from the Epstein Island days?

Maybe it’s just me but I find this fascinating – In Hungary, child sexual abuse was a HUGE turn off for a majority of Hungarian citizens AND their elected representatives. It pissed them off enough to get out and vote for the opposition. It even caused people in office to change parties.

In the US? Trump’s crimes – his history of rape and other sexual assaults in addition to all his financial crimes, and general sleazeball mob type biz practices – have long been public knowledge. Hell's bells, he was found liable for sexual abuse in ’23 and convicted on 34 felony counts in ’24 and still got elected president. Sure, Musk helped BUT only 65% of eligible voters turned out in the 2024 election. The GOP and the faithful Republican voters either want to be ruled by rapists, criminals, and child abusers or, as long as gas is cheap and their stock dividends are high, they just don't give a fuck.

In Hungary? According to data from the Hungarian national election office, 74% of registered voters had cast their ballots by 5PM. 

Sunday evening with 96% of the vote counted, Magyar echoed JFK in a speech to a crowd of cheering supporters: 

“Tonight, truth prevailed over lies. Today, we won because Hungarians didn’t ask what their homeland could do for them – they asked what they could do for their homeland. You found the answer. And you followed through.”

Viszlát, Viktor. Mondd meg Putyinnak, mondd meg Trumpnak, hogy ők a következők.
Goodbye, Viktor. Tell Putin, tell Trump, they're next.

Meanwhile, JD, the man who can’t even negotiate a doughnut purchase, was sent to work out a peace deal with Iran. This is the dude who manages to piss people off within five minutes of first introduction. HE’S trusted with delicate negotiations? THIS is how stupid and off the rails this administration is.

Every time I think that I’m a misanthropic, cranky old mess, I read a news story about him and feel a thousand times better. Anyway, his partners in diplomacy failure were real estate developers and possible/likely white collar crimers Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff. I guess JD brought them along in case anyone in the room wanted to build luxury waterfront condos or launder some dough. 

What can we conceivably expect from Vance, the man who: 
•  met with the last pope and, a few hours later? Dead pope 
•  endorsed his half brother for mayor – bro lost in a landslide
•  flew to Budapest to hype Viktor Orbán – Orbán lost

Let’s not forget that, right after the offing Pope Francis (on Easter last year), he met with Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi. A few hours later at least 26 people were killed by gunmen firing at tourists in Kashmir. Does death and bad luck follow JDouche or does he manifest it?

Dead Moe, Shemp, and Curly really would have been a safer bet as peace negotiators. Don'cha think?

Word for the day? Panauti – a Hindi term for a person or situation bringing bad luck, an ill omen, or a harbinger of misfortune

Monster Meme Day

Some days you just have to kick back, eat leftover Easter candy, watch cute cat videos, NOT work on your taxes, ignore the news, NOT doomscroll, read comic books, and laugh at funny memes. Today is one of those days. The world will just have to fall apart without me.

Every person needs to take one day away.  A day in which one consciously separates the past from the future.  Jobs, family, employers, and friends can exist one day without any one of us, and if our egos permit us to confess, they could exist eternally in our absence.  Each person deserves a day away in which no problems are confronted, no solutions searched for.  Each of us needs to withdraw from the cares which will not withdraw from us.
~ Maya Angelou, Wouldn't Take Nothing for My Journey Now

The most valuable thing we can do for the psyche, occasionally, is to let it rest, wander, live in the changing light of room, not try to be or do anything whatever.
~ May Sarton

A day without laughter is a day wasted.
~ Charlie Chaplin

Here, have a boatload of memes.

You’re welcome. 

How Can You Tell?

How can you tell you’ve really shit the bed popularity-wise?

Well, for starters, if your name is Donald J. Trump or JD Vance, you’re obviously, desperately, deservedly loathed – despised even. The bed’s not just been shat on, it’s nothing but dung. It’s a scat sleeping platform. That’s just an obvious bit of reality. The bed was a barely contained pool of stinking, diarrheal floaters before you even entered the room.

Ya know – sun rises in the east, universe has no center and constantly expands, and a duck-billed platypus has the bill of a duck, lays eggs like a duck but it’s still a mammal. Facts. ALSO, simply everyone hates Dementia Donny the Child Rapist and his emotionally unevolved, weirdly condescending troll of a VP. These are facts.

The plutocrats – Zuckerberg, Musk, Bezos, Ellison, the Walton family, Koch, etc. – they're right up there too.

Luigi Mangione didn't start the billionaire backlash but he could well be seen as the point where the downtrodden (that’s us!) began to say WE’RE MAD AS HELL AND WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANY MORE! 

Yesterday Chamel Abdulkarim was charged with setting fire to pallets of paper at a Kimberly-Clark warehouse. He filmed himself and posted the video to Instagram.

“You could hear his voice repeating several times, ‘All you had to do was pay us enough to live,’” Essayli said, adding that the suspect appeared to be motivated by “hostility to capitalism and corporations.” (source) 

Yesterday a Molotov cocktail was thrown at OpenAI CEO Sam Altman’s home in San Francisco. Later the cops got a separate call about a guy making threats to burn down a building in the 1400 block of 3rd Street. This is the OpenAI headquarters. 

Has anyone targeted Bezos and his bizarre blow up doll wife yet? Question – think he uses her as a floatation device when they go out on his $500 mill super yacht? I mean, obvs, she's not gonna sink.

In any case, methinks we peasants are getting a tad restless.

We’ve nothing left to lose. If I’m gonna die early from my wretched disease or some other stupid shit because rich fucks won’t pay a living wage, because the wealthy and their renfieldian supporters think healthcare is a luxury only meant for the elite, and because they believe genociding the fuck out of the Middle East is more important than caring for American citizens … what’s stopping me or any one of us from having a Molotov cocktail or two?

The US is a bomb with a lit fuse right now. We’re desperate people who are tired of being crapped on by the wealth hoarders. 

That guy who set the warehouse on fire? He's going to jail. But do you know what he gets there? Three meals a day and a bed to sleep in, which he probably couldn't afford on the wages they paid him at his job.

Elizabeth Warren (MY Senator, thenkyewveddyMUCH!) has proposed a wealth tax.

Introduced alongside Representatives Pramila Jayapal, Brendan Boyle, and 45 co-sponsors, the bill would impose a 2% annual tax on net worth above $50 million and a 3% total annual tax on wealth above $1 billion. And to discourage the ultra-wealthy from renouncing their citizenship to avoid paying the tax, the bill adds a 40% exit tax on anyone worth more than $50 million who gives up their US citizenship.

Warren’s bill is targeting the wealthiest 0.15%, which is about 260,000 American households. The other 99.85% of households won't be subjected to the tax.

According to Senator Warren, the 2026 bill will generate $6.2 trillion over ten years if it is passed — more than double the $3 trillion UC Berkeley economic professors Emmanuel Saez and Gabriel Zucman estimated when Warren first introduced the bill in 2021.

"While multi-millionaires and billionaires are getting richer and richer, families are getting squeezed by a rigged economy," Warren said in a statement to CBS News. "My bill is about basic fairness and making the ultra-wealthy pay their fair share.” (source) 

The bill targets only the top 0.15% of households by wealth — those worth more than $50 million. You and me have nothing to worry about. Will it pass? Not with the current senate and house, that's for damn sure.

When your Iran War Is Going SO Bad…..

I mean, it’s going hideously, embarrassingly, shit-your-pants-while-giving-a-book-report-in-5th-grade bad. Don the Con’s found himself self neck-deep in toxically soiled Depends and no one’s coming to bail his capacious ass out. He's burnt WAY too many bridges.

What’s a cretinous, rabid rat, who's grown grotesquely obese on the suffering and lifeblood of others to do?

Dimwit Don’s Epstein Fury distraction buddy has fucked him over good on the ceasefire and continues to bomb the shit out of Lebanon. Why? Apparently Netanyahu was in a solid snit about that ceasefire. He didn’t like it AT ALL. Bibi wanted to bomb more innocents – he wanted to kill more people, spill more blood. So he did. 300 more people died because Donnie’s war bestie Bibi had a temper tantrum

Others have speculated that the attack – without warning and initially hitting more than 100 targets in 10 minutes including in densely populated residential areas in central Beirut – was aimed at undermining the US-Iran ceasefire that many see as being imposed on an unhappy Netanyahu.
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The Israeli strikes came despite the fact that Hezbollah had said it had been “notified of a ceasefire” and had been “committed to it since this morning”, according to Lebanese political sources.
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Netanyahu’s justification for such a horrific attack on civilian centres hours after the ceasefire had been announced appeared thin at least. His boasts about killing an aide to Qassem and his insistence of Israel’s right to continuing striking in Lebanon suggested to some that it was an attempt to act as a spoiler in a ceasefire he had argued against. (source) 

What’s a yutz from Queens gonna do when his back’s against the wall and his buddies are fucking him blind?  

Push the old soft porn model he married out in front of the cameras to lie and humiliate herself. Hey, it’s her turn to play the world’s stupidest human. Except for that empty headed, tone deaf, astoundingly ridiculous, propaganda “documentary,” Pedo’s been driving the technicolor crazy clownshit bus lately.

And sure, we’ll call Bezos' billionaire to billionaire bribe a “documentary.” Of course this just means I’m gonna to start referring to Debbie Does Dallas as serious sports journalism.

Melania claims she wasn’t friends with Epstein or Maxwell. Mel lies about as well as that stupid, orange makeup-plastered, weasel shit factory she’s married to though. In their email exchanges, Maxwell calls Mel "Sweet pea." Dunno about you but I call ALL my very casual acquaintances "Sweet pea." Don't you? 🙄

Melania addressed Ghislaine as “G” and signed off with Love. Kind of belies the whole casual correspondence claim, eh?

Mel says she “never had a relationship” with old Jeffy, the child raping, blackmailing, alleged Israeli spy BUT it’s common knowledge that Donnie and his bestie used to trade women and victimized children back and forth like toys. Who can we believe? Absolutely none of them, that's for damn sure.

The First Heaux said the claims of her relationship with Epstein and Maxwell were “defaming her reputation.”

Oh honey…
A) Her rep’s never been above gutter level. She defamed her own self when she hitched her g-string to the Epstein/Trump child rape, torture, trafficking, and blackmail machine. There’s too many pictures—she can’t successfully lie her way out now. 

B) The most honest thing she's said? “I am not Epstein’s victim.” No shit. She was a willing player. She was fucking her way into fame and fortune. What she got instead was infamy and fortune. Close enough if you’re born without a soul, ethics, or self-respect, I guess.

"The lies linking me with the disgraceful Jeffrey Epstein need to end today.” 

Or what, Babe? 

You know, discovery’s an unforgiving bitch. The Epstein files can and will be opened up more if she continues to make a big fuss and sue. It’s assumed by pretty much everyone around the world that she’s on the game and that Pedo’s just her main client now.

I’m going to bet Iran has the full Trumpstein files and videos. Maybe Mel’s little foot stomping presser is a precursor to a new, nasty, XXX rated LEGO video courtesy of Iran's clever trollworks.

I can't wait! Also, thank you for your attention to this matter.

Dashing Through the Light

In minutes I’ll be dashing off for my first MRI-a-thon of the month. Go me. 

I’ve prepped by NOT reading the news this morning and, in fact, staying off social media almost entirely. I deserve a cookie for this fine, advanced level of restraint. That chocolate chip macadamia nut baby will have to wait until my mouth heals up a bit more after Monday’s dental surgery (which was brutal but went much more quickly than I’d anticipated).

I've also had a calm-me-down pill which will, HOPEFULLY, kick in soon.

In any case, here are some of my abstracts that I’m going to try to keep my mind focused on whilst I’m in the tube attempting not to succumb to the demons of claustrophobia.

Wish me luck!