I saw rumors all over the interwebz late last night.
Israel threatening to release Epstein deets/videos of Prez Pedo if he won’t bomb Iran.
Iran threatening to release Epstein deets/videos of Prez Pedo if he does bomb them.
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What’s a sexual predator gonna do? Are we going to war with Iran because Netanyahu wants a war and has enough heinous dirt on Donnie to make that happen?
THIS IS WHY WE SHOULDN'T ALLOW CRIMINALS TO HOLD OFFICE!!!
Meanwhile, JDouche and his startlingly offensive excuse for a personality strikes again! He’s making damn sure the U.S. doesn’t have an ally left on the planet.
"The problem that we have with Europe is not that we don’t like Europe, even though you hear that from the European press. It’s not that we don’t respect our allies. It’s that they are doing a lot of things to sabotage themselves", Vance said. (source)Hey Captain Oblivious, ya wanna try rephrasing that stunningly inept, failed go at statesmanship? Instead of a quadruple negative, how about something positive along the lines of “The United States wants to assist Europe in attaining its goals and dreams in…”
Obviously VP CouchFuck’s diplomacy skills are about as advanced as those of a third grade playground bully. No…I take that back. JDouche is a failed third grade playground bully. He aspires to such lofty goals but they elude him. He remains, forever, a humiliated failure on the world stage.
Off topic – I don’t think ol’ JDouche is wearing eyeliner anymore. I wonder what’s up with that. Maybe his puppet master, Thiel, told him it’s unflattering? Plus, Douchey looks tired to me. You? Being a clueless jerk must be exhausting, eh?
Perjury Pam, Prez Pedo’s personal lawyer and the unholy protector of rich pedophiles everywhere, is an accomplice to crimes against humanity.
- She’s lied under oath that the client list didn’t exist even though she’d previously said the list was "on her desk.”
- While Florida's Attorney General she didn’t step into the 2008 non-prosecution agreement that let Epstein dodge heavy federal charges.
- Her and her DoJ team of pedo protectors refused to meet with any of Epstein/Trump’s victims.
- The utterly haphazard, chaotic, firehose releases of files were done to overwhelm us, throw us all off balance, and destroy blowback. It’s not working. Hah Hah!
- The incredibly incompetent redaction process where abuse survivors were exposed but perps were hidden. On purpose, of course.
Yeah, PP’s an Epstein/Trump co-conspirator. Gee, DUH! It’s not just me saying this either. A panel of independent experts appointed by the United Nations human rights council weighs in:
The experts said crimes outlined in documents released by the US justice department were committed against a backdrop of supremacist beliefs, racism, corruption and extreme misogyny. The crimes, they said, showed a commodification and dehumanisation of women and girls.
“So grave is the scale, nature, systematic character, and transnational reach of these atrocities against women and girls, that a number of them may reasonably meet the legal threshold of crimes against humanity,” they said in a statement.
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The UN experts also raised concerns about “serious compliance failures and botched redactions” that exposed sensitive victim information. More than 1,200 victims were identified in the documents that have been released so far.
“The reluctance to fully disclose information or broaden investigations, has left many survivors feeling retraumatised and subjected to what they describe as ‘institutional gaslighting’,” the experts said. (source)Unsurprisingly, our so-called justice department has not responded to The Guardian’s request for comment.
Speaking of entitled fucking predator twats, the pedo formerly known as Prince Andrew has been busted in the UK on “suspicion of misconduct in public office.” On top of raping minors, looks like Andy was giving away UK biz secrets.
Thames Valley Police previously said it was “assessing” reports that Mountbatten-Windsor sent confidential trade reports to Epstein in 2010, when the former prince was Britain’s special envoy for international trade. (source)I wonder if he’ll toss out any useful, damaging. tasty morsels about Epstein's Disaster in Chief bestie? Ya know, Andy’s got nothing left to lose. He could help the world by taking out an evil dictator with what he knows.
He probably won't but…wouldn’t it be nice?

































