How is our holiday different from what we had planned?
- For starters, we’re in stunningly beautiful Valhalla versus the strange, volcanic, alluring Iceland.
- Last night we did NOT have to suffer through the hassles, crowds, indignities, and general annoyances of Boston’s Logan or Reykjavík’s desperately aggravating, forever-under-construction Keflavík airports.
- We are NOT presently sitting in the lounge of a very expensive hotel and spa, exhausted from our travels, hoping for early check-in, desperate to remove our bras. (this same expressive hotel/spa which is NOT giving us any sort of refund or credit despite our cancellation being due to a sudden health crisis).
- Here in Valhalla, later today, our recovering hero, Jen, and I will camp out on her sofa with a lovely lunch of soft tortellini. She needs to stick to soft foods until her mouth heals up — a couple of weeks. There are tons of different delicious soft foods to be had (saag paneer! baba ganoush! sushi! clam chowder!) and we’re lucky enough to live in a city where all those can be easily obtained.
- With lunch and snack items, we’ll crank up the teevee and indulge in a few hours of absolute distraction. Maybe we’ll explore new shows and movies or we might comfort watch. You know, Buffy! Mrs. Maisel? Firefly! Resident Alien! Good Omens? RIDE OR DIE!!!! I could, like TOTALLY, see us binge watching the fuck outta that brilliant series!
- Movie-wise there’s always Deadpool, Alien Resurrection, Princess Bride, The Truman Show, Moonstruck, The Matrix, and a zillion other escapist wonders.
There will also be reading in bed/on the couch/in the comfy chair whilst sipping hot toddies/wine/tea/water/whathaveyou. I’ve just started John Scalzi’s new book Monsters of Ohio. Now that the election’s over and the forces of evil mostly lost (so long rapist supporter Ramaswampy!), Monsters of Ohio is def escapist fiction. Just what I need. YEA!
There MAY be naps involved today as well. Possibly a very hot shower too if we, ya know, go all wildly extravagant and crazy.
So, that’s the plan for the first day of Jen and Donna’s BIG Recovery Staycation. NOT actually all that different than otherwise planned except for the lack of geothermal pool and cats. There are no cats at the Silica Hotel. We have cats here. Three of them. Advantage Valhalla.





























