Prez Pedo met with China’s President Xi Jinping yesterday. It was the second day of their three day summit. Frankly, I’m surprised Xi hasn’t yet dropped dead from Trump’s stench and that Commander Coma hasn’t slept through all the damn meetings. Maybe he has? Perhaps his makeup artists painted open, alert eyes on his closed lids.
Apparently not a lot has been accomplished at Xi and Pedo’s big meet-ups. It’s just been 99 kinds of pomp and circumstance which is all Trump really understands. Remember, Diaper Don is an incredibly dim old man whose only talents are self-delusion, bullying those he regards as lesser beings (which is everyone), making ridiculous scowling faces, and shitting his pants. He’s no more than a sleazy, hick carnival barker in a bad suit, and amateur hour clown makeup.
Democratic Senator Chris Van Hollen said of the Idiot King’s big foofaraw:
Trump “always deludes himself into thinking that, by ingratiating himself with authoritarians, he’s somehow going to get his way.”
Eh, like I said, he's dim and delusional.
The airport welcome pics are … emmm … interesting. There are the originals and then there’s the janky AI version that Prez Desperately Insecure Asshole put out. You know, the one where:
- U.S. Chief of Protocol Monica Crowley has been completely swapped out for his Stalker in Chief and diaper nurse, Natalie Harp. Nappie Nat was not actually there at all (unless she was squirreled away in a food cart or a car's trunk somewhere).
- Melania, the First Lady who doesn't actually live at the White House or do any First Lady type work, was there but was edited out Trump’s special pic. She wasn’t completely removed though – there’s a weird bump in his suit. I imagine this vestige of her is sullenly glaring at him ... you know, as usual.
- The soldiers in the back have all turned into rattletrap mechanical slop.
- Pedo’s only wearing one glove (pulling a Michael Jackson?) Whereas in the original shot he’s wearing gloves on both hands.
- A fighter jet flying overhead has been added in.
And then there’s the title – Only Trump. WHAT is this? Some sort of twisted take on Only Fans? That’s just sick – truly perverse.
AND speaking or perverted people
If you thought Krazy Kash’s cross-species dating (AKA bestiality) kink was twisted, get a load of Alabama Senator (who lives in Florida) Tommy Tuberville. He’s now got some weird obsession with the furry community and is trying to drive up some big-ass fear mongering culture war bullshit about it. Why? Tommy’s running for governor of Alabama and, as a Pedo supporting Republican, he doesn’t exactly have a lot of successes to point to. When all you’ve got is failure, make up weird lies. Just ask JDouche!
"Many airline pilots, flight attendants, and air traffic controllers are part of the furry community," Tuberville said sternly. "Lord help us."
“I know the deranged Democrats don’t like the fact that I called out the insane FURRY CULTURE this week. But the truth is, there is an ALARMING number of these DERANGED people working in our airline industry,” the Alabama Republican wrote on X. (source)
"It's terrifying when you think about this," he continued. "When you walk on to a commercial flight, it's possible that the pilot flying your plane could have a deranged fetish of dressing up like an animal." (source)
The term furry describes a diverse community of fans, artists, writers, gamers, and role players.75% of furries are under the age of 25. Meanwhile, the average age of commercial airline pilots is generally mid-late 40s.
Most furries create for themselves an anthropomorphized animal character (fursona) with whom they identify and can function as an avatar within the community. Some furries wear elaborate costumes (called fursuits) or paraphernalia such as animal ears or tails, or represent themselves as anthropomorphic animals in online communities such as Second Life. (source)
Tommy Tuberville seems to think all his Alabama constituents are barefoot, backwoods, six toothed yokels with the intellectual capacity of a moldy radish.
Old Tubes played football in high school and college. He should have worn a helmet.






















