I Really Wanna Know

Where’s the dough, Fuckface?

It’ll surprise absolutely no one that this is, hands down, the most corrupt and greed headed administration known to mankind. Yes, that’s taking Ferdinand Marcos (who looted the Philippines to the tune of $5 - $10 billion in the 1960s-80s), Alberto Fujimori (who, during his decade in power, raked in $600 million) and Warren G. Harding into consideration.

There’s brief post up over at The New Republic asking what Trump did with the billions he collected in Venezuelan oil.

Billions in revenue from Venezuelan oil has gone missing—and the Trump administration keeps changing its story.
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The Trump administration has raked in about $13 billion after taking over Venezuela’s oil exports in the wake of its kidnapping of President Nicolás Maduro, according to a Financial Times analysis. But six months later, and one month after two devastating earthquakes, that money is nowhere to be found.

When Trump first seized the “millions of barrels” of oil back in January, he assumed complete control. His administration eventually proclaimed that it would use any profit from the sales for “the benefit of the American people and the Venezuelan people.” The State Department has since claimed that “billions of dollars have been disbursed to the Venezuelan economy” and that “financial monitoring is under way to ensure funds benefit the Venezuelan people.”

But none of that has been proven to be true. The Financial Times reported Wednesday that there has been no evidence of oil money going back into the hands of the Venezuelans Trump claimed to care for, and that Venezuela’s first-quarter gross domestic product was the lowest it’s been in five years. (source) 

Then there’s the drunk, blithering idiot with a gallon of cheap hair product on his head. Yeah, I’m talking about pizzle-free Pete, the War Crimes Secretary who’s always in search of his next 37.5 billion from congress, another rape victim, and more opportunities to mainline uncut, pure testosterone (preferably from the ‘nads of a 17-year-old boy).

Why does Kegstand need more war fighting buckos when, two weeks into this debacle, he clearly stated that Iran's military had been ‘destroyed?’ Was that a lie? Gee whiz, would someone from this criminal packed admin lie to the American people?

In less than a fuckin’ heartbeat.

Apparently the greedy little bastards already have the money and, like a cat in front of a half-full food bowl, they're asking for more:

Democratic senators repeatedly returned to what they said was $75 billion in unspent funds allocated to the Pentagon under the GOP’s reconciliation bill passed last year. 

“Well, you’ve told this committee that you’ve barely spent half of the $150 billion in reconciliation funding, and if you still have $75 billion available, why are you asking the American people to absorb the cost of a war they don’t support instead of asking for transfer authority for unspent reconciliation funding,” Sen. Jeanne Shaheen (D-N.H.) asked Hegseth. (source) 

Pizzleless Pete’s response? It seems King Fuckface wants to use that money for his pie in the sky “Golden Dome” missile defense system.

The “Golden Dome” missile defense system is a still mostly theoretical initiative announced by President Donald Trump in January 2025. Framed as a visionary plan to shield the entire United States from all missile attacks, Golden Dome has been compared rhetorically to the Reagan-era Strategic Defense Initiative known as “Star Wars” and invokes a comparison to the “Iron Dome” system that protects Israel. If realized, the system would represent the most expansive (and expensive) homeland missile defense concept in history.  
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Despite Trump’s assertion that the Golden Dome system would be fully operational before the end of his term, the Pentagon’s implementation plan suggests otherwise. By the end of 2028, only a demonstration under ideal conditions is expected.  

At the same time, Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth has moved to dismantle or severely limit the Office of the Director of Operational Test and Evaluation (DOT&E), a critical body responsible for independent testing and evaluation of defense systems. Such a move would significantly reduce oversight over the system’s technical performance and operational claims.  (source)  

The lower 48 states alone have a land and coastal boundary of about 10,913 miles. Alaska is fucking HUGE with 586,412 square miles and 33,904 miles of shoreline. The Hawaiian archipelago spans over 1,500 miles with 137 islands.

Israel’s perimeter? About 692 to 810 miles. Slightly larger than New Jersey.

As usual, Prez Oompa Loompa is dreaming big with taxpayer money and not thinking or listening to experts at all. Reality is often messy, difficult, and complex. Just because he can imagine this big, beautiful 'Golden Dome' doesn't mean it's possible. Even Pedo's fellow dementia pal, Ronnie Raygun, understood that, even though he totally believed in his Star Wars defense plan, it was too expensive and unrealistic.  Or maybe his fogged brain just forgot about it.

Testerical Fascist Fools

Homan— he looks like an undercooked albino ham.

For some odd reason he decided to get in front of the cameras to make a complete fascist fool of himself the other day. I guess he felt the need to address his ICEhole murderers latest killings. 

Hamface says that anyone who doesn’t immediately roll over and expose their bellies for his untrained, testerical, trigger happy ICEholes WILL be killed.

Yeah, Dude — they’ll be murdered on the street or they’ll go into one of Trump’s concentration camps for a slower death by torture and deprivation of food, meds and other necessities. How do you want to die? It's a choice, eh?

Hammy blames his rabid crew’s murders of innocents and their shitting all over our constitutional rights on, yup, the Democrats. Of course.

On that absolute beacon of journalistic integrity, Laura Ingraham’s show, he said:

“But it all goes back to the Dems, who want to continually attack ICE, and tell people to evade them, tell people don't comply, tell people to resist, and tell people ICE isn't a real law enforcement agency," (source)

Tom, you complete radish brained stump, no one needs to listen to politicians to know that ICEholes should be avoided at all costs. ICE are grossly unstable, incompetent, bloodthirsty revenants. Your crew is horror movie material and we’ve all seen this show before.

As long as I’ve got your ear, Hammy Boy, why is it always all the Dems fault? Or that mean old ICE observer who was so cruelly polite to that nice, sane 🙄 Jonathan Ross? How was it a legal innocent person's fault for being murdered? HINT — it wasn’t.

Know your rights! Have plan!

From The National Immigrant Justice Center: 

If you are pulled over in a traffic stop: Ask if the officer is from the police department or immigration. Immigration officers often identify themselves as “police,” but they are not police. Ask if they are from Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) or Customs and Border Protection (CBP). If they are immigration officers, follow these guidelines about what information to provide.

• If you are a U.S. citizen or have lawful immigration status: Show your passport, legal permanent resident card, work permit, or other documentation of your status. If you are over the age of 18, you should carry your papers with you at all times.
• If you are undocumented: You have the right to remain silent and do not have to discuss your immigration or citizenship status with the police, immigration agents, or other officials. Anything you tell an officer can later be used against you in immigration court.
• If an officer knocks on your door: Do not open the door. Teach your children not to open the door. Officers must have a warrant signed by a judge to enter your home. ICE “warrants” are not signed by judges; they are ICE forms signed by ICE officers and they do not grant authority to enter a home without consent of the occupant(s).
• If you are outdoors and think you see immigration officers nearby: Move to a safe indoor space
• If you are a U.S. citizen and feel safe to do so, record the activity with your phone or write down any relevant information about what you witness—ALWAYS being careful to not interfere or otherwise obstruct the operation. 

Read the subtext — Steven Miller, Tom Homan, and Markwaynejimbob Mullin are all telling us that no amount of compliance will save our freedom or our lives. These white boys, this KKKristofascist administration don’t care about our lives – quite the opposite. 

The ICEhole who murdered Johan Sebastián Durán Guerrero in Biddeford, Maine has quite the history.

Ashley Brouillette had not heard from her ex-husband, David Brouillette, since November. She says one of their last interactions was a three-minute voicemail in which David told her that someone should slit her and her daughters’ throats.
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One time, Ashley alleges, David threw hot water at her while she held their daughter. Another time, he allegedly pointed a gun at her and said he should shoot her in their bathtub. 
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Another ex-wife, Lucinda Brouillette, said in a statement to reporters that she “unequivocally” believes David is capable of extreme acts of violence. In hundreds of pages of court records, she has accused him of physical and verbal abuse, including allegedly dumping a plate of spaghetti on his 13-year-old daughter’s head and then tackling her while she cried. (source) 

And ICE hired him.

The name of the murderers of Lorenzo Salgado Araujo of Houston still haven’t been revealed.  As usual, ICE is trotting out the tired old lie about “weaponizing his vehicle to run over the agent.” They’ve also tried to smear him as having drugs in his van. 

“After consulting with my client and his family, our understanding is that this (substance) was granulated salt,” Powers, an attorney for Salgado Araujo’s brother Victor Salgado, one of the three passengers, said in a release. Such salt “is paired with lemon and water as a homemade electrolyte mix used by outdoor workers in extreme Texas heat,” she (attorney Ruby Powers) said. (source)

David Horsey

Ya know, even if he had a kilo of coke, that’s not a death sentence and Mr. Midget Dick ICE agent is not judge, jury, and executioner. Well, not in a sane world. 

Juan Jairo Coronilla Durán was a 28-year-old Mexican tourist with a valid tourist visa in Florida. His plane ticket home was for this past Saturday. He never made it. ICE pulled over the car he was in with three other people. Why did he run? Probably because he didn’t want to be beat the fuck up, disappeared into a concentration camp, and left to die. 

Trump and his death merchants achieved their goal – another dead brown person.

Coronilla Durán and his wife had two children, a 7-month-old girl and a 7-year-old boy

ICE didn’t check papers before it killed any of their victims. This was never and has never been about papers, who’s in the country legally OR who’s committed a crime of any kind. This is all about the color of your skin and the language you speak … but mostly the color of your skin. 

The only reason Usha Vance is still in this country is because she’s wealthy and married to Trump’s lapdog. It helps that she just pumped out another boy child though I’m sure the Party is deeply disappointed that he’s brown.

Feets

I have a relatively early foot doc appointment this morning. No, my goddamn toe is NOT getting any better. This shit’s been going on – on and off – since late November of last year and I AM FUCKING SICK OF IT! I haven’t exercised in a month.

 In addition to keeping me ambulatory, exercise is my antidepressant. On top of my balance, stamina, and all those other good mobility things, being worse than usual (which is pretty bad), I'm crabby and sad. Could you tell? Is it really noticeable?

In lieu of more swearing (and also because I need to shower and get out the door), here, have some pics, cartoons, and memes. You’re welcome.

The body is a source of endless trouble.
~ Socrates

Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, I’m not going to make it, but you laugh inside — remembering all the times you’ve felt that way.
~ Charles Bukowski

My neighbor saw a little deer wandering on the beach the other morning. Unusual. 
Coyotes, raccoons, and bunnies are common. Deer – not so much.

Jack Ohman

Walter and Skitter

Hillel is in the Azores – I told him to bring me back this door. I need it.

¡Muchas felicidades a España!

No, I don’t follow sportsball BUT I do love that Prez Idiot picked Argentina to win and, as always, what he touches fails. The Curse of Trump is a fuckton more sturdy than the liner of the Reflecting Pool or his peace deals with Iran.

The old incompetent enshitifies everything and everyone he comes into contact with. From casinos to sports teams to our entire nation – there’s nothing that won’t wither and die due to his presence.

Pedo’s so unpopular worldwide that it truly is the kiss of death for him to pick you, your cause or your team as his favorite. EVERY-fucking-one is gonna be against you, whether you actually deserve it or not. Even other  Latin Americans wanted Spain to beat Argentina. Okay, okay, the reasons for this may be a bit broader and deeper than just opposition to Trump. Still …

Mike Luckovich

 Gotta say this for that greasy, makeup coated moron, he’s a unifier. The world is almost entirely united in despising him and his crass, bullying, thick-witted, bumble brained, fourth rate cartoon gangster ways.

There’s his private army of raging, violent, idiot thugs – ICE. They're so cruel, dim, and raging (possibly hyped up on a those testosterone supplements that Kegseth wants to give to the military to “increase their lethality") that they’re murdering random brown people in the streets. 

Also, Bast forbid we exercise our First Amendment rights under Dicktator Pedo’s rule. His Secretary of Homeland Security, Markwaynejimbob will and has unleashed an arsenal worth of supposedly “less-lethal weapons” on protesters. I’ll bet that keeps his little pecker stiff long enough for a third pump into the wife/paid companion/inflatable girlfriend.

Check it out – Charting the Crackdown: The misuse of crowd-control weapons in immigration enforcement protests across the United States, June 2025-June 2026. This report and interactive map was created by Physicians for Human Rights (PHR) and the Human Rights Center at the University of California, Berkeley (HRC). Doctors and human rights experts with PHR and HRC documented 412 verified incidents of the, as they euphemistically call it, ‘misuse’ of crowd-control weapons. These are also known as “less-lethal weapons.” Rubber bullets, beanbag rounds, and plastic bullets may not kill you but they can blind you, cause traumatic brain injuries, fractures, and more.

Rex Babin

In 202 incidents (49%), force was directed at individuals with explicit legal protections or requiring special caution. Of these, 179 were violations against professional protected groups of professionals relied upon to document assemblies or safeguard demonstrators including 175 journalists, two healthcare workers, and two legal observers. Force against journalists is specifically prohibited by UN human rights guidance, First Amendment protections, and many local laws (including in California). Twenty-three incidents (6%) involved vulnerable individuals, including children (12), pregnant or elderly persons (8), or those with a visible disability (3). Force against minors, pregnant persons, and people with disabilities is restricted under CBP, ICE, LAPD, LASD, and SPPD protocols. Minors, pregnant individuals, elderly persons, people with disabilities, and journalists and healthcare workers documenting the events are not, by any reasonable standard, individuals who pose an imminent threat. Their documented injuries from crowd-control weapons suggests that force was being deployed indiscriminately, reaching bystanders and non-threatening individuals unlikely to be posing a threat to public safety, rather than being directed at any specific threat.

In 264 incidents (64%), the method of deployment itself was prohibited or restricted under applicable protocols. The most frequent violation was close-range deployment (148 incidents, 36%), where minimum safe distances specified by manufacturers and agency policy were disregarded. Shots to the head (97 incidents, 24%) and shots to the groin (7, 2%) directly violated prohibitions in every applicable agency policy reviewed, from CBP and ICE to LAPD, LASD, and SPPD, and clearly demonstrate the severe injuries these weapons can cause. (source) 

Go look at the whole report. The charts are really clear and illuminating.

While bad things happening are not more statistically probable, lately it sure seems that way.

Sunday Stupids

The City Investing Building
Built in 1908 in lower Manhattan
Demolished in the 1960s.

That bald, chinless, dickless, woman hating, rapist, and sex trafficker Andrew Tate and his less follicly challenged brother Tristan have been arrested in Miami. GOOD!

Pro tuck job?
Forgot to strap on pre photo op?

A news release from the UK’s Crown Prosecution Service (CPS) said Andrew Tate, 39, had been charged with seven further counts of rape, three counts of arranging or facilitating trafficking for sexual exploitation, three counts of assault occasioning actual bodily harm and 19 additional charges for offences relating to indecent images of a child and extreme pornography.

Additional charges against Tristan Tate, 38, include one count of sexual assault, two counts of rape and three counts of arranging or facilitating trafficking for sexual exploitation. (source)  

Question – why is Andy dressed like Peg Bundy? I mean, we all have our fashion icons but considering how much he says and performs hatred for women, I'm a little surprised. Wait, is this projection or internalized self-hated? OF fucking course it is! Is ol' Andy slowly coming out of the drag queen closet now? Are miniskirts next? (he does have nice legs) Will he do a prison version of RuPaul's Drag Race?

Could Tristan and Andy's fellow rapist and pedophile, Trump, intervene on their behalf? Ya know, help brothers in violently abusive misogyny out in their hour of need and shit? I’m sure Pedo would love to. I mean, they are his kind of guys and he has stepped in to shield them from the law in the past. 

This time the Tates are shit outta luck. The charges against these scumbags originate in the UK. As much as Pedo thinks he’s king of the world, in this instance Toddler Trump doesn’t have the authority to pardon his rape buddies.

The Tates' ongoing criminal proceedings in Romania—where they were previously held on charges of human trafficking and sexual exploitation—also remain open.
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A slight twist on Nero fiddling while Rome burns — Trump golfs while Americans die.

Two U.S. service members were killed and another remains missing after an Iranian missile and drone barrage in Jordan on Friday, U.S. Central Command announced.

The military confirmed the deaths on Saturday, as President Donald Trump was visiting his Bedminster, New Jersey golf course. It was not clear if he had already been informed of the deaths, but a White House press pool call scheduled for noon was pushed back to 2 p.m., and then later to 4 p.m., suggesting damage control behind the scenes. (source) 

I’m shocked, I tell you, shocked. (you know I’m totally NOT) While young men and women are out there fighting and dying in his illegal ego war, he’s on the golf course.

By the by, that golf course? It’s the Trump National Golf Club in New Jersey. There’s a $125,000 member initiation fee to join. None of the uniformed peasants dying in the Middle East (in a war to distract the US from thinking about what Trump did to 13-year-old girls on Epstein Island) can afford to pay that fee. That’s the point – keep the commoners in their place.

Your sons, daughters, brothers, and sisters can die to distract everyone from his other crimes against humanity but Bast forbid you be able to afford to hit pitted balls with a stick on the same lawn as him.

So far, according to CENTCOM:

• Killed in Action (KIA): 16 service members
• Missing in Action (MIA): 1 service member 
• Wounded: More than 430 personnel

How many more people have to die for his ego?

It's Caturday

Rocco – our dearly departed cat exorcist

Jen and I are thinking we may need to invest in a kitty exorcist. 

Why? 

First remember, between our two abodes we have three beasties. Yes, we’re running on the light side lately. What can I say? The Cat Distribution System (CDS) hasn’t been ‘round recently. WE’RE SUFFERING HERE! Skitter and Walter live with Jen, Oni, and Kevin. Cake lives with Ten and me. Yesterday all three of our resident overlords seemed distinctly out of sorts – just not in the mood for any of their minions’ nonsense. And by “nonsense” I’m referring to liberties and indignities such as:

• Giving one too many head pats
• Not moving our hands away from proferred treats quickly enough
• Wearing sneakers when you KNOW I HATE those particular sneakers this morning! 

These are clear crimes against felinity and obvs deserved a fair swat or three. Yes, even with claws out. These indiscretions and blunders will simply not be tolerated!

I thought I was fairly safe as I’ve been in bed with my sore foot lately. Yesterday though, I ventured downstairs to find that I’m not in fact exempt. Naturally, I had to text Jen immediately and tattle on her beloved’s crime (Jen is Cake’s favorite after Ten. Me? I’m just a stray broad who he cadges pats from occasionally).

Sarah Andersen

Me:  Your cat 🐈‍⬛ just took a swipe at me!

Jen:  Haha… MY cat?

And what is his deal today? Poor little confused pumpkin. Does he need an exorcist too???

Me:  Yes! Cat exorcists all around!

Jen:  Maybe we can get a discount for multiple ‘cisms. 
 
Me:  That would be good but NO Walmart exorcisms. Their priests are cheap, made in China, knock-offs. Their Latin is all run through Google translate so it's seriously sus. I’m afraid that, instead of exorcising our kitten’s demons, we’ll end up summoning Cerberus or some other hellhounds. No thank you! AND, swear to god, the last “priest” they sent was Methodist! I mean, REALLY NOW! The absolute audacity of these capitalists!

Jen:  Geez, maybe we should go directly to Rome. Get one of those milk drinking nuns instead!

This is a reference to when Jen and I were people watching at a hotel bar in Rome. From our perch we could see the hotel's entrance. A huge crowd (a flock?) of habit clad nuns pulled up in a tour bus and poured into the building. One very short, compact sister, split off from the group, made a beeline for the bar, and placed an order. 

Naturally, our curiosity was piqued. WHAT had this nun ordered? A whisky, brandy, Chartreuse, maybe a Limoncello? 

Nope, sister ordered a shot of milk, straight, no chaser. She tossed it back like a gun fighter about to head to the OK Corral and then walked out the door to rejoin the flock.

Well … alrighty then!

Back to exorcists and cats – all seems calm on the feline front this morning so I don’t think we’ll need to place an emergency call into the Rome office after all. 

PHEW!

Ronald Searle

Turning 100

Or not.

The comedian Mike Birbiglia has said that he loved his parents, but he didn’t like them. I can sort of relate at least as far as my mother is concerned. It wasn’t so much that I didn’t like her as much as we weren’t a good fit as mother and daughter.

She needed an always obedient, put-everyone-else’s-needs-before-your-own girl, who would grow up to marry, have two kids, a nice suburban home, and go to mass every Sunday. Basically, a Catholic Barbara Billingsley or Donna Reed. Lucy wanted a self-raising assistant mother versus a second daughter. I couldn’t be that for her.

Well, she’d actually wanted me to be a son and never let me forget what a failure I was for being born without the opposing teams equipment.

Today is the hundredth anniversary of her birth and I find myself thinking about all the shit she lived through. She was born in New Haven, Connecticut to parents who’d immigrated from Gioia del Colle, a small town near the city of Bari in southern Italy. Donato and Angelina moved from NYC up to New Haven where they settled into in what was, at that time, the Italian ghetto.

Little Lucia only learned English after she started school. It was her job, as a small child, to accompany her parents to all official appointments to translate (I never met Donato and Angelina – they both died when Mother was a teen). Imagine being a 6-year-old and having to translate for your parents at immigration and doctor’s offices.

Lucy grew up and went to work for TWA as a secretary. She was also learning how to fly a Piper Cub. Tiny-tot-me was WAY more impressed with that than her fast typing awards. Still am. I’ve always wondered why she didn’t continue with the flying lessons. Was it lack of funds (totally conceivable), loss of interest, maybe something to do with gender – it being the early 50s, mother being a chick and flying not being a girl thing (unless you were Amelia Earhart or Bessie Coleman) or some other reason? I guess I’ll never know now.

Birmingham, Alabama 1963

I know that, for a brief period, she lived in Florida. Why did she move back? The reason she gave was that the bugs were huge and unbearable. Understandable! I believe there was more to it than that though. I recall watching Walter Cronkite’s coverage of the horrifying civil rights demonstrations with my father – this was the early-mid ‘60s. My mother walked by and in a profoundly queenly WE-HAVE-SPOKEN tone pronounced ‘the South is uncivilized.’ Yeah, it wasn’t just the bugs that brought Mother back North

At some point she began taking classes at New Haven Teachers College and this is where she met Daddy. He had a job in the cafeteria there.

Alabama state troopers beat SNCC’s 
John Lewis on Bloody Sunday, March 7, 1965

After marriage, she decided to pass on having a career and, instead, made babies. Sure, sure, she did more than that. She never stopped taking classes, learning, growing. She was VERY Catholic but, despite the nice motherly/grandmotherly exterior, she was more spiritually aligned with the Elizabeth McAlisters, Berrigan brothers, and Father Gustavo Gutiérrezs of the church.

I’m thinking that what this all comes down to is this – Lucy was an interesting, warm, caring human. I would have enjoyed getting to know her as a contemporary. I can appreciate who she was and the struggles she endured. I wish I could’ve made her life easier but I was just a kid and was trying to raise myself. This, by the by, is not meant as a slam to my father at all. He was present as much as he could be. He worked two full time jobs to support us on top of regular parental duties.

Mother wounds are tough ones to get past. It's an ongoing process. This year, more than others, I find that I'm feeling placid versus bitter. Mostly, I’m thinking on how much history she witnessed. She had 85 interesting years of life. 

Operation Cyclops

This administration is full of overcompensating, micro dicked, desperately insecure, incompetents with neuroses and full blown mental illnesses so large they’re fully formed creatures who are walking beside them. These clowns are putting more and more satire writers out of business every damn day.

How, I ask you HOW could anyone possibly top Pete Kegstand, the Secretary of Warcrimes' latest self-humiliation? 

The Guardian headline:

Pete Hegseth says soldiers over age 30 to be screened for testosterone deficiency

He wants his “warfighters” to have the ‘right testosterone levels.’ 🙄 

“Warfighters” aged 30 and above will undergo annual tests as part of their health assessments, while those under 30 can choose to opt in, Hegseth said. Treatment, including testosterone replacement therapy, is voluntary and aimed at “restoring and optimizing” natural capabilities. (source)

First off – “warfighters?” Without saying another word, tell me your mental age is 12, you’re playing with toy soldiers, and watch too many John Wayne movies. 

Why does anyone on this planet consider Pew Pew Petey Keggers an adult? Biologically, he’s in his mid forties but his emotional maturity is solidly stuck in adolescence. How much you wanna bet his balls haven’t dropped yet and are still as hairless as a naked mole-rat?

 I’m guessing old Micro Schwanz boy’s best days in the sack, if he ever had any, are 20 years past. I imagine he can’t remember them anyway because he was always 73 sheets to the wind and faceplanting in the rug after his two-thrusts-and-he’s-done stellar performances.

Perpetually pickled Petey has TOTALLY given the game away – he's projecting. Keggers is telling the world that he’s desperately insecure in his own masculinity. He may as well hold up a 36”X48” neon flashing sign that says “I have a two inch weenie (and that’s when it’s hard). My wife asks ‘Is it in yet?’ My dog sees me naked and laughs at me. Hamsters point at my peen and smirk!”

I mean, his deep, pathological insecurity has always been pretty damn obvious. You don’t rape women if you’re confident in your self and your sexual identity.

“As we know, the modern battlefield is brutal and unrelenting,” he added. “It requires and demands maximum psychological and mental readiness, and by addressing these health markers early, we’re keeping you on the leading edge of lethality, and giving you the same level of support that you give this nation – the absolute best.”

He wants to be a serial killer — the military is his surrogate.

This latest escalation of Keggers is just off the fucking charts. Was his bombing  of that elementary school in Iran, murdering 120 girls and their teachers, supposed to be a show of machismo? Did it make up for the mocking press he got for putting a makeup studio in the Pentagon? Or did murdering 221 Venezuelan fishermen do that? Is he only able to get it up when he fires high ranking female and Black officers or removes women and Black people from promotion lists?

The US defense secretary, Pete Hegseth, stripped nine navy officers including women and Black service members from a promotion list last month, according to a person familiar with the matter, resulting in an all-male, overwhelmingly white slate of 22 advancing as nominees to become one-star admirals.

Hegseth’s unusual intervention violated promotion rules designed to be merit-based and apolitical, the New York Times said on Tuesday, and extended the Trump administration’s push to eliminate diversity, equity and inclusion (DEI) in the military. (source) 

Does Mrs. 2-Pump Chump watch the news to see who he’s fired or bombed so she knows whether to shave her legs and bleach her ‘stache on any given day?

Plastered Pete’s “warfighters” will be getting testosterone replacement therapy if they fall short of Keggers' standards. I’m guessing all the soldiers are supposed to look and act like Schwarzenegger, Van Damme, John Wayne, and Bruce Willis.

I only mention it but Testosterone Replacement Therapy (TRT) is gender-affirming care. Gosh, all this time I thought Republicans were dead set against gender-affirming care. No?!

Hegseth, that gerbil dicked motherfucker, is one seriously twisted, cracked mental case.

Going forward, all American troops will be screened at enlistment for penis size. No one under 10" will be allowed to serve, women included. Girth will also be a factor. We're calling it: Operation Anaconda. 

Updates to the new Uniform Regulation prominent bulge standard to follow.
~ Jim Wright