Change Is Coming

 Hungarian Parliament – Jorge Franganillo

Viktor Orbán LOST. Later this week, after a 16 year rule, he will no longer be the prime minister of Hungary.

Péter Magyar will be sworn into office within the week. Magyar’s Tisza party will possibly have a two-thirds majority in parliament too. If this happens – the two-thirds majority – Magyar will be able to undo constitutional changes made by Orbán which weakened the independence of the judiciary and entrenched the Fidesz party's control of political life. Pretty much exactly what The Heritage Foundation, Trump and his plutocrat backers have done and are continuing to do to the US.

Change is on its way for Hungary. Could this possibly, maybe, hopefully, PLEASE be a sign of positive shifts for the US?

Showing FAR more class and professionalism than Prez Pedo and VP Couchfucker have ever had (individually or collectively) Prime Minister (for another few days) Orbán congratulated Magyar in a concession speech just a few hours after the polls closed. Would the ever-petulant, desperately insecure Pedo or JD Wanker? HELL no! Trump would be looking for some nasty AI meme image of Magyar that he could post under one of his usual junior high level taunts. Vance would be looking to school the new prime minister on his choice of apparel and scold him for not saying "thank you." 

Interestingly, Magyar himself was an Orbán loyalist. He broke up with him in February of ’24 over the presidential pardon of a man busted for covering up child sex abuse. Hmmmm. And our Prez Pedo was a HUGE Orbán cheerleader. Coincidence or are they buddies from the Epstein Island days?

Maybe it’s just me but I find this fascinating – In Hungary, child sexual abuse was a HUGE turn off for a majority of Hungarian citizens AND their elected representatives. It pissed them off enough to get out and vote for the opposition. It even caused people in office to change parties.

In the US? Trump’s crimes – his history of rape and other sexual assaults in addition to all his financial crimes, and general sleazeball mob type biz practices – have long been public knowledge. Hell's bells, he was found liable for sexual abuse in ’23 and convicted on 34 felony counts in ’24 and still got elected president. Sure, Musk helped BUT only 65% of eligible voters turned out in the 2024 election. The GOP and the faithful Republican voters either want to be ruled by rapists, criminals, and child abusers or, as long as gas is cheap and their stock dividends are high, they just don't give a fuck.

In Hungary? According to data from the Hungarian national election office, 74% of registered voters had cast their ballots by 5PM. 

Sunday evening with 96% of the vote counted, Magyar echoed JFK in a speech to a crowd of cheering supporters: 

“Tonight, truth prevailed over lies. Today, we won because Hungarians didn’t ask what their homeland could do for them – they asked what they could do for their homeland. You found the answer. And you followed through.”

Viszlát, Viktor. Mondd meg Putyinnak, mondd meg Trumpnak, hogy ők a következők.
Goodbye, Viktor. Tell Putin, tell Trump, they're next.

Meanwhile, JD, the man who can’t even negotiate a doughnut purchase, was sent to work out a peace deal with Iran. This is the dude who manages to piss people off within five minutes of first introduction. HE’S trusted with delicate negotiations? THIS is how stupid and off the rails this administration is.

Every time I think that I’m a misanthropic, cranky old mess, I read a news story about him and feel a thousand times better. Anyway, his partners in diplomacy failure were real estate developers and possible/likely white collar crimers Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff. I guess JD brought them along in case anyone in the room wanted to build luxury waterfront condos or launder some dough. 

What can we conceivably expect from Vance, the man who: 
•  met with the last pope and, a few hours later? Dead pope 
•  endorsed his half brother for mayor – bro lost in a landslide
•  flew to Budapest to hype Viktor Orbán – Orbán lost

Let’s not forget that, right after the offing Pope Francis (on Easter last year), he met with Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi. A few hours later at least 26 people were killed by gunmen firing at tourists in Kashmir. Does death and bad luck follow JDouche or does he manifest it?

Dead Moe, Shemp, and Curly really would have been a safer bet as peace negotiators. Don'cha think?

Word for the day? Panauti – a Hindi term for a person or situation bringing bad luck, an ill omen, or a harbinger of misfortune

Monster Meme Day

Some days you just have to kick back, eat leftover Easter candy, watch cute cat videos, NOT work on your taxes, ignore the news, NOT doomscroll, read comic books, and laugh at funny memes. Today is one of those days. The world will just have to fall apart without me.

Every person needs to take one day away.  A day in which one consciously separates the past from the future.  Jobs, family, employers, and friends can exist one day without any one of us, and if our egos permit us to confess, they could exist eternally in our absence.  Each person deserves a day away in which no problems are confronted, no solutions searched for.  Each of us needs to withdraw from the cares which will not withdraw from us.
~ Maya Angelou, Wouldn't Take Nothing for My Journey Now

The most valuable thing we can do for the psyche, occasionally, is to let it rest, wander, live in the changing light of room, not try to be or do anything whatever.
~ May Sarton

A day without laughter is a day wasted.
~ Charlie Chaplin

Here, have a boatload of memes.

You’re welcome. 

How Can You Tell?

How can you tell you’ve really shit the bed popularity-wise?

Well, for starters, if your name is Donald J. Trump or JD Vance, you’re obviously, desperately, deservedly loathed – despised even. The bed’s not just been shat on, it’s nothing but dung. It’s a scat sleeping platform. That’s just an obvious bit of reality. The bed was a barely contained pool of stinking, diarrheal floaters before you even entered the room.

Ya know – sun rises in the east, universe has no center and constantly expands, and a duck-billed platypus has the bill of a duck, lays eggs like a duck but it’s still a mammal. Facts. ALSO, simply everyone hates Dementia Donny the Child Rapist and his emotionally unevolved, weirdly condescending troll of a VP. These are facts.

The plutocrats – Zuckerberg, Musk, Bezos, Ellison, the Walton family, Koch, etc. – they're right up there too.

Luigi Mangione didn't start the billionaire backlash but he could well be seen as the point where the downtrodden (that’s us!) began to say WE’RE MAD AS HELL AND WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANY MORE! 

Yesterday Chamel Abdulkarim was charged with setting fire to pallets of paper at a Kimberly-Clark warehouse. He filmed himself and posted the video to Instagram.

“You could hear his voice repeating several times, ‘All you had to do was pay us enough to live,’” Essayli said, adding that the suspect appeared to be motivated by “hostility to capitalism and corporations.” (source) 

Yesterday a Molotov cocktail was thrown at OpenAI CEO Sam Altman’s home in San Francisco. Later the cops got a separate call about a guy making threats to burn down a building in the 1400 block of 3rd Street. This is the OpenAI headquarters. 

Has anyone targeted Bezos and his bizarre blow up doll wife yet? Question – think he uses her as a floatation device when they go out on his $500 mill super yacht? I mean, obvs, she's not gonna sink.

In any case, methinks we peasants are getting a tad restless.

We’ve nothing left to lose. If I’m gonna die early from my wretched disease or some other stupid shit because rich fucks won’t pay a living wage, because the wealthy and their renfieldian supporters think healthcare is a luxury only meant for the elite, and because they believe genociding the fuck out of the Middle East is more important than caring for American citizens … what’s stopping me or any one of us from having a Molotov cocktail or two?

The US is a bomb with a lit fuse right now. We’re desperate people who are tired of being crapped on by the wealth hoarders. 

That guy who set the warehouse on fire? He's going to jail. But do you know what he gets there? Three meals a day and a bed to sleep in, which he probably couldn't afford on the wages they paid him at his job.

Elizabeth Warren (MY Senator, thenkyewveddyMUCH!) has proposed a wealth tax.

Introduced alongside Representatives Pramila Jayapal, Brendan Boyle, and 45 co-sponsors, the bill would impose a 2% annual tax on net worth above $50 million and a 3% total annual tax on wealth above $1 billion. And to discourage the ultra-wealthy from renouncing their citizenship to avoid paying the tax, the bill adds a 40% exit tax on anyone worth more than $50 million who gives up their US citizenship.

Warren’s bill is targeting the wealthiest 0.15%, which is about 260,000 American households. The other 99.85% of households won't be subjected to the tax.

According to Senator Warren, the 2026 bill will generate $6.2 trillion over ten years if it is passed — more than double the $3 trillion UC Berkeley economic professors Emmanuel Saez and Gabriel Zucman estimated when Warren first introduced the bill in 2021.

"While multi-millionaires and billionaires are getting richer and richer, families are getting squeezed by a rigged economy," Warren said in a statement to CBS News. "My bill is about basic fairness and making the ultra-wealthy pay their fair share.” (source) 

The bill targets only the top 0.15% of households by wealth — those worth more than $50 million. You and me have nothing to worry about. Will it pass? Not with the current senate and house, that's for damn sure.

When your Iran War Is Going SO Bad…..

I mean, it’s going hideously, embarrassingly, shit-your-pants-while-giving-a-book-report-in-5th-grade bad. Don the Con’s found himself self neck-deep in toxically soiled Depends and no one’s coming to bail his capacious ass out. He's burnt WAY too many bridges.

What’s a cretinous, rabid rat, who's grown grotesquely obese on the suffering and lifeblood of others to do?

Dimwit Don’s Epstein Fury distraction buddy has fucked him over good on the ceasefire and continues to bomb the shit out of Lebanon. Why? Apparently Netanyahu was in a solid snit about that ceasefire. He didn’t like it AT ALL. Bibi wanted to bomb more innocents – he wanted to kill more people, spill more blood. So he did. 300 more people died because Donnie’s war bestie Bibi had a temper tantrum

Others have speculated that the attack – without warning and initially hitting more than 100 targets in 10 minutes including in densely populated residential areas in central Beirut – was aimed at undermining the US-Iran ceasefire that many see as being imposed on an unhappy Netanyahu.
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The Israeli strikes came despite the fact that Hezbollah had said it had been “notified of a ceasefire” and had been “committed to it since this morning”, according to Lebanese political sources.
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Netanyahu’s justification for such a horrific attack on civilian centres hours after the ceasefire had been announced appeared thin at least. His boasts about killing an aide to Qassem and his insistence of Israel’s right to continuing striking in Lebanon suggested to some that it was an attempt to act as a spoiler in a ceasefire he had argued against. (source) 

What’s a yutz from Queens gonna do when his back’s against the wall and his buddies are fucking him blind?  

Push the old soft porn model he married out in front of the cameras to lie and humiliate herself. Hey, it’s her turn to play the world’s stupidest human. Except for that empty headed, tone deaf, astoundingly ridiculous, propaganda “documentary,” Pedo’s been driving the technicolor crazy clownshit bus lately.

And sure, we’ll call Bezos' billionaire to billionaire bribe a “documentary.” Of course this just means I’m gonna to start referring to Debbie Does Dallas as serious sports journalism.

Melania claims she wasn’t friends with Epstein or Maxwell. Mel lies about as well as that stupid, orange makeup-plastered, weasel shit factory she’s married to though. In their email exchanges, Maxwell calls Mel "Sweet pea." Dunno about you but I call ALL my very casual acquaintances "Sweet pea." Don't you? 🙄

Melania addressed Ghislaine as “G” and signed off with Love. Kind of belies the whole casual correspondence claim, eh?

Mel says she “never had a relationship” with old Jeffy, the child raping, blackmailing, alleged Israeli spy BUT it’s common knowledge that Donnie and his bestie used to trade women and victimized children back and forth like toys. Who can we believe? Absolutely none of them, that's for damn sure.

The First Heaux said the claims of her relationship with Epstein and Maxwell were “defaming her reputation.”

Oh honey…
A) Her rep’s never been above gutter level. She defamed her own self when she hitched her g-string to the Epstein/Trump child rape, torture, trafficking, and blackmail machine. There’s too many pictures—she can’t successfully lie her way out now. 

B) The most honest thing she's said? “I am not Epstein’s victim.” No shit. She was a willing player. She was fucking her way into fame and fortune. What she got instead was infamy and fortune. Close enough if you’re born without a soul, ethics, or self-respect, I guess.

"The lies linking me with the disgraceful Jeffrey Epstein need to end today.” 

Or what, Babe? 

You know, discovery’s an unforgiving bitch. The Epstein files can and will be opened up more if she continues to make a big fuss and sue. It’s assumed by pretty much everyone around the world that she’s on the game and that Pedo’s just her main client now.

I’m going to bet Iran has the full Trumpstein files and videos. Maybe Mel’s little foot stomping presser is a precursor to a new, nasty, XXX rated LEGO video courtesy of Iran's clever trollworks.

I can't wait! Also, thank you for your attention to this matter.

Dashing Through the Light

In minutes I’ll be dashing off for my first MRI-a-thon of the month. Go me. 

I’ve prepped by NOT reading the news this morning and, in fact, staying off social media almost entirely. I deserve a cookie for this fine, advanced level of restraint. That chocolate chip macadamia nut baby will have to wait until my mouth heals up a bit more after Monday’s dental surgery (which was brutal but went much more quickly than I’d anticipated).

I've also had a calm-me-down pill which will, HOPEFULLY, kick in soon.

In any case, here are some of my abstracts that I’m going to try to keep my mind focused on whilst I’m in the tube attempting not to succumb to the demons of claustrophobia.

Wish me luck!

The Rapacious Ego

Yesterday – that was some motherfucking emotional abuse on a worldwide scale.

FEED MY EGO OR I’M GOING TO DESTROY THE WORLD!!! 

“A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again. I don’t want that to happen, but it probably will.” (source) 

This is – I don’t want to hurt you but you’re forcing me to do this – on steroids.

That narcissistic, child raping bastard threatened genocide. The never to be brought back again theatrical rhetoric is a tell though. When he engages in that type of bombastic bullshit he’s faking it – acting. It's a con. He’s on stage, putting on a show for a rapt audience. We’re in his thrall. He thinks the world is believing every word.

Here’s the thing though – if the fate of mankind weren’t at stake, we sure as fuck would NOT be buying any of his bluster. This histrionic horseshit is so worn out, it’s tired, SO six seasons ago. I mean, it’s embarrassing. Except … what if he really means it this time? We can’t afford to NOT take him seriously.

What IF he’s really going to give the order to nuke the Middle East? We really can’t trust the military, now gutted of responsible, sane generals by Drunk Tank Pete, to do the right thing and refuse illegal orders.

Trump’s too fucking stupid to understand that nuking Iran would be the end of the world as we know it. The planet might survive. Humanity will not.

Nuclear fallout would spread across Iran’s borders. Winds would carry particles from Iran to Pakistan and northern India within 48 to 72 hours. Where else would it travel and how fast? How quickly would it get into the water? How long before China and Russia are affected? They’re not going to be too happy about that.

Does he not understand that Russia and China would react to our crazy aggression? We’re not the only nation with nuclear weapons ya know and, I only mention it, Russia and Iran are buddies. 

Prez Pedo is famous for NOT thinking ahead. He’s a complete bumbling idiot – forever failing upwards, relying on his feral instincts. He doesn't think – just bullies everyone standing in his way. I’m sure it’s never occurred to him that his boss Putin, his rival Xi, or his crush Kim Jong Un could/would just drop a nuke on DC, NYC, or Mar-a-Lago in retaliation. Hint … they totes would. They should start with Mar-a-Lago.

Pedo’s emotional abusive over the top theatrics have gotten so out of hand that he’s now even losing some of his Republican supporters like Wisconsin Senator Ron Johnson, Texas Rep. Nathaniel Moran, and Alaska Senator Lisa Murkowski. He’ll always have diehard suckers like Lindsey Graham (Trump MUST have some serious blackmail dirt on this spineless wonder), fellow Florida criminal Rick Scott, and Texas doofus Dan Crenshaw to name a few of his faithful cultists.

For what it’s worth though, he’s lost Marjorie Taylor Greene, Tucker Carlson, Alex Jones, Nick Fuentes, and Candace Owens. That’s something.

In Iran yesterday, people formed human chains across bridges and in front of power plants across the country to protest Pedo’s threat to bomb them back to the “Stone Age.” I guess they figured they were gonna die anyway, better to go out standing in protest.

Why did Pedo walk back his threat for his usual “two weeks” TACO? He got the attention he wanted. His ego was fed. He thinks he’s the king of the world now.

He’s insane. We need to go no contact NOW.

Scumbag From Another Planet

So, what’s that old teen sex trafficking, coke-happy, on-the-take, lying-ass, Mar-a-Lago faced Matty Gaetz (AKA Matt FiveHead) been up to since he resigned from Congress? Remember him? He’s the asshole with the distinction of being the only one of Prez Pedo’s incompetent Cabinet level nominees to be judged too odious for office even by the corrupt, lapdog GOP Senate + Fetterman.

Matt Gaetz claims US military is breeding aliens with abducted humans to make hybrid race

Ex Republican congressman Matt Gaetz made a bizarre claim that the U.S. military has a secret project in which it's breeding aliens with abducted humans

“I had someone come and brief me, wearing a military uniform, worked for the United States Army, that was briefing me on the locations of hybrid breeding programs, where captured aliens were breeding with humans to create some hybrid race, that could engage in intergalactic communication,” Gaetz said. (source) 

Matt’s talking about aliens as in Martians, Klingons, beings from Alpha Centauri or *gasp* the BORG!

This is the very same Matt Gaetz who, while a Republican (of course) congressman from Florida (again, of course) was found to have violated House rules, state and federal laws, "and other standards of conduct prohibiting prostitution, statutory rape, illicit drug use, acceptance of impermissible gifts, the provision of special favors and privileges, and obstruction of Congress.” 

Seems Florida’s drunk driving ex-congresscritter is now either deeply in his cups or has gone full metal looney tunes like his hero, Prez Pedo. 

OR perhaps Gaetz is actually an alien himself! He’s been on Earth for close to 44 years now. That’s a long time to be away from home. I bet he misses his own kind. Ya know, he suddenly married a 12-years-younger female who is reportedly from this here planet. 

At first I assumed he married in an effort to distract from his many lapses from decent human mores but there are other possibilities. 

With this human bride he, perhaps, hoped to create half human/half alien beings. Children with whom he could share his obsession with drugs & drink, Holocaust denying, racism, lying, grifting, statutory rape, and cosmetic surgery. I don't know why he'd need half aliens for that though – he can find assholes like that anywhere in the US.

Maybe the Army contacted him? They had this idea, they knew Gaetz was not credibly human and were able to convince Ginger Luckey to go along with the plan. You know … half human/half alien babies for science, for super-soldiers, for lulz! 

The thing is, he and Ginger have been married since 2021 and have only produced one halfling kiddle. What up? Are Gaetz’s species (whatever that might be) and Luckey’s (presumably human) reproductively slow? At this pace, HOW are we gonna get an army of alien/human super soldiers. Is Matt's oily ickyness getting to her?

Luckey's unwavering loyalty in the face of these very serious allegations has left many questioning her stance on it all. Either she's the most trusting spouse on the planet, or she's mastered the art of ignoring red flags at Gaetz's insistence. Whatever it takes to protect the microscopic levels of respect that remain for Gaetz in certain extremist circles, right? (source) 

Is Ginger finally listening to her, clearly, smarter sister who’s not hidden how skeevy she finds the greasy rutabaga.

Luckey's sister Roxanne has been incredibly vocal about her distrust and disdain for Gaetz, calling him "weird and creepy" and even going so far as to label him "a literal pedophile" in a series of heated TikTok videos (via Newsweek ). (source)

Roxanne’s not wrong but no, Ginger isn’t listening. The rest of the post at The List definitely makes the halfing’s former incubator sound like a very good match for Matt. She’s 32 and comes off as a nasty-ass mean girl with all the depth of a cookie sheet. This schtick isn’t gonna age well on this planet. Maybe, if the Army allows it – if the experiment’s a bust, they can move back to Matt’s home planet?

Remain Calm...Dammit!

I have a thrice put off dental surgery scheduled for 1PM today. I’m distinctly unthrilled about this. WHY did I put this off three times? That’s kind of not like me. I usually go into my scary health shit like a mad, suicide bombing warrior. Right?

This past winter was stressful and jam-packed with other stupid health issues. I was depleted and overwhelmed. Happens to even the best berserkers. So, I put it off. A lot. Today’s the big day. Whoopee!

At right is an absolutely accurate illustration of me bravely marching off to the torture dental surgery suite with my faithful battle bear. Okay, I probably gotta leave the battle bear (AKA Cake) at home.

Yes, I KNOW I’ve been through 50 bazillion big, fat, long-ass brain, spine, and eye surgeries before and I wasn’t anywhere near so whiny about those. Why not? I got to sleep through the brain and spine surgeries. Anaesthesia is my friend. Eyeball surgeries? I was younger then. That’s my reasoning an I’m sticking with it.

Below is some calming imagery I’m focusing on in hopes of chilling the fuck out before I get in the fucking chair.

See ya tomorrow … if I survive.