Portrait of a Lunatic Harpy

I confess I didn’t watch the House judiciary committee hearing yesterday where Prez Pedo’s personal lawyer, the in-name-only Attorney General, defended the so-called justice department’s handling of the Trump/Epstein files. Below are bits and pieces I found in various news reports. I gotta wonder – are Bondi and her fellow evil doers on the ropes and crashing out or is this just their normal rabid rottweiler on crack horseshit?

In an exchange with California Rep. Ted Lieu, Bleach Bondi earned herself a solid new moniker. She will now be known as Perjury Pam. 

Lieu asked whether Trump had ever attended a party with underage girls. She histrionically replied:

“This is so ridiculous,” Bondi said. “And they are trying to deflect from all the great things Donald Trump has done. There is no evidence that Donald Trump has committed a crime. Everyone knows that.” (*cough* 34 felonies SO FAR *cough*)

Lieu responded that he believed that answer amounted to a crime – lying under oath – since Trump’s name appears in many instances in the files....

“Don’t you ever accuse me of committing a crime,” Bondi yelled back at Lieu. (source)  

HAH! What a guilty-ass, junior high, mean girl drama queen.
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Eleven Epstein/Trump survivors were in court yesterday. Congresswoman Pramila Jayapal asked them to stand and raise their hands if Perjury Pam or anyone at the justice department had refused to meet with them.  

Every single one of them raised their hands. 

No surprise that earlier in the hearing, Perjury Pam, gave out this empty weasel shit soundbite “The FBI is waiting to hear from you. I want you to know that any accusations of criminal wrongdoing will be taken seriously and investigated.” 

Yeah sure, bitch.

Jayapal urged Bondi to apologize to the victims for the justice department’s (intentionally?) shoddy handling of redactions. To which Perjury Pam reacted hysterically saying, “I’m not going to get in the gutter with this woman.”  

Oh honey, Jayapal’s on the surface. You’re the one swimming in sewage. I understand, after swallowing so much billionaire bullshit, you just can’t see where you’re standing anymore. 

PP and the DOJ aren’t interested in justice. They’re all about covering up crimes for their lords and masters. 
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Apparently, not having truth, righteousness, or even a teaspoon of basic decency on her, Bondi brought a binder full of insults to hurl. Somehow I’ve never imagined it being appropriate for the Attorney General of the United States to be screeching out playground taunts like:

“You don’t tell me anything. You’re a washed-up loser lawyer. You’re not even a lawyer" 

This, to Congressman Jamie Raskin a lawyer, law professor, and U.S. rep. for Maryland's 8th district since 2017. By the by he earned his JD magna cum laude from Harvard Law and was an editor of Harvard Law Review. He was a professor of Constitutional Law for 25 years. 

Bondi got her law degree at Stetson University, a D list school named for the maker of ridiculous hats. It’s located in a state infamous for drunks and the general insanity of a large number of its population.
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Rep. Joe Neguse (D-CO) asked Perjury Pam why she hired the convicted felonious J6 rioter Jared Wise as a senior Justice Department adviser.

Rep. Joe Neguse (D-CO) : This is an individual whom a federal grand jury indicted for two felonies and four misdemeanors related to his participation in the attack on January 6th. One of those charges was forcibly assaulting, resisting, opposing, impeding, intimidating, and interfering with police with the intent to commit another felony.

This is who you choose, as the Chief Law Enforcement Officer of the United States of America, to hire at the Department of Justice. Someone on video yelling “kill him” at police officers? Right? (source) 

PP responds saying that Wise was pardoned by Trump.

Mike Luckovich

Neguse comes back with: Oh, he was PARDONED! You’re right. Pardoned by President Trump for his offense, pardoned for yelling kill him at police officers.

And yet you expect hardworking police officers across the country to believe that you take law enforcement seriously.

I include this just to underscore that Perjury Pam is MOST DEF Trump’s personal layer. She does NOT work for the American people and def not those in the Trump/Epstein files.
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Rep Balint (D-VT) asking about Trump’s knowledge of Epstein ties of cabinet nominees: “These are senior members of the administration. This is not a game, Secretary.”

Bondi: “It’s Attorney General.”

Balint: “My apologies, I couldn’t tell.”

Mike Luckovich

Meanwhile Jasmine Crockett didn’t waste her allotted five minutes asking questions that PP would just respond to with lies, insults, grandstanding, and juvenile histrionics. Crockett laid out PP and the DOJ’s failures and facts to the room and the public watching at home. She talked about PP in the third person as though Bondi wasn’t there.

Crockett closed with the perfect read on Bondi: 

“The fact of the matter is you will be remembered as one of the worst attorney generals in history, an attorney general who has prioritized obstruction of justice, corruption over the law, fealty to the president over loyalty to the constitution.”

The fact that the survivors have to fight the President and his administration JUST to get the  recognition that pedophilia is vile, depraved, disgusting, cruel, flat-out wrong, AND illegal says it all. The Republican Party is full of pedophiles and racists.

The Humanity Deficit

Re: the Trump/Epstein files and the horrors within – the words of a few authors come to mind.

William Gibson in Count Zero

And, for an instant, she stared directly into those soft blue eyes and knew, with an instinctive mammalian certainty, that the exceedingly rich were no longer even remotely human.

F. Scott Fitzgerald in The Rich Boy 

Let me tell you about the very rich. They are different from you and me. They possess and enjoy early, and it does something to them, makes them soft where we are hard, and cynical where we are trustful, in a way that, unless you were born rich, it is very difficult to understand. They think, deep in their hearts, that they are better than we are because we had to discover the compensations and refuges of life for ourselves. Even when they enter deep into our world or sink below us, they still think that they are better than we are. They are different. 

Captain Underpants (Trump friend, former law professor, and disgraced human, Alan Dershowitz) called Epstein’s young victims liars, prostitutes, sluts, and druggies. Imagine that. A hit dog’s gonna holler, eh? He did everything except shout out, big and bold,  “I was one of Epstein’s most frequent and loyal customers. I’ve raped countless young teenagers.”

Guffo

He announced that the victims (THE VICTIMS, FFS!!!) could be charged with crimes (like what, you sad, moldy green bean?) AND he's threatening to sue them. That’s obviously not gonna happen because then there’d be discovery and all sorts of nasty things would come crawling out that Alan would really rather leave buried in the dark.

This is an intimidation tactic. We’ve seen it a zillion times before. Remember when the First Hooker was gonna sue Hunter Biden for more than a billion for restating the fact that Epstein introduced her and Pedo? Funny how that suit just vanished, huh? Remember when Pedo dropped his $500 mill lawsuit against his former fixer, Michael Cohen? The discovery process is some scary shit when you’ve got as many ghosts and dead bodies that need to stay buried as they do. Trump’s still trying to fuck that I’m-gonna-sue chicken but the whole world knows the game now. 

So then…Pedowitz? He can fuck ALL the way off. He can go back to whining about not being invited to parties on the Vineyard and being banned by a pierogi vendor at a farmers market in West Tisbury. Of course he threatened to sue. What a pathetic clown.

Drew Sheneman

Back to these billionaire, entitled freaks, John Scalzi (who is NOT a billionaire, entitled freak) asks,

Is one required to become a pedophile when one becomes a billionaire because I gotta tell you right about now the correlation seems pretty high.

There is in fact a relationship between wealth and shit behavior. Berkeley psychologists Paul Piff and Dacher Keltner ran seven studies looking at whether wealth and prestige effect empathy. 

Piff and his colleagues suspect that the answer may have something to do with how wealth and abundance give us a sense of freedom and independence from others. The less we have to rely on others, the less we may care about their feelings. This leads us towards being more self-focused. 

…Piff and his colleagues found that wealthier people are more likely to agree with statements that greed is justified, beneficial, and morally defensible. These attitudes ended up predicting participants’ likelihood of engaging in unethical behavior. (source) 

Bas Van Der Schot

You're shocked. Yeah, me too.

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people He gives it to.
~ Maurice Baring 

You can't be obscenely, filthy rich without being filthy and obscene. The Trump/Epstein files prove that. Having said all this, I’m with Dottie, I’d quite like to give being a millionaire a go. Ya know, maybe I could just test drive it around the block. A single mill would be fine – I'm not greedy.

I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it.
~ Dorothy Parker 

Can I Get A Clue Here?

Do you think Prez Pedo or VP Many Names have any idea as to how much they’re despised?

I think it’s just beginning to dawn on Pedo that his audience is shrinking. I mean, he knew he had to get Musk to fix the election so he’d ‘win.’ Afterwards though, I think he ended up believing his own lie – that he won in a landslide. Now he gets occasional criticism from the stray Republican congresscritter and no longer sees absolute blind adoration from 100% of his rabid masses. It maybe rattles him...more than a wee bit.

Vance? Unclear. He’s not quite as dimwitted and delusional as Pedo but is JD at all self-aware? Tremendously questionable.

I don’t necessarily think Vance has a detectable, measurable moral core but I believe he MAY, to some  degree, be attempting to adhere to a very loose structure of respectable, civilized adult behavior. It's sort of like he's an alien – completely unfamiliar with decent human values but he's read the instruction manual, How to be Human. It was translated into Gorn via Google Translate.

Our first Gorn VP grasps that:

•  It would probably be looked on as not good if I killed someone but it’s okay to defend one of my employees who has committed murder.  
•  I shouldn’t make racist comments or praise Hitler and his tactics (at least not where anyone would hear me) but it’s okay to defend people who do so. 
•  Lying about people – e.g. calling innocent people assassins and terrorists is wrong but…oh, oopsie…I've done that. Nevermind. 

The always failing fraudster's not at Trump’s snake oil pitchman performance level and it's unlikely he ever will be. Mr. They’re-Eating-The-Cats-and-Dogs just doesn’t have the same slimy con talent and innate, vile instincts as the Pedophile in Chief. I suspect those might be incompatible with Gorn physiology. Just a hunch.

Jack Ohman

Trump would sell his daughter for a dollar (maybe he has – only the Trump/Epstein files know for sure) and his mother for 50 cents. Vance? If it would please Peter Thiel, I’m sure he’d try. He might hesitate though (but only if Usha kicked up a fuss, which seems unlikely), whereas Pedo would have Ivanka out the door in her Underoos before she could blink.

I mean, Vance is the man who blatantly, on the American taxpayer’s dime, showed up to his Olympic Winter Vacay with a fleet of 14 aircraft. Eleven carried his delegation, staff, former athletes, and security personnel, two planes were for armored vehicles, and one was devoted to “food supplies.” Someone on the couchfucker’s staff claimed that the food plane report was "ridiculous and categorically false” and that JDouche and Usha were eating at restaurants in Milan. Whatever dude. What about the 13 other planes? You know, the ones full of hangers-on, ICEholes, armored cars, and extra assorted taxpayer waste?

Vance is not a human with a keen ability to read the room. That's clear. I rather doubt he’s got even half a clue as to how unpopular he is.

Honestly Now

I understand there was a big, BIG concert last night that was briefly interrupted by a football game. Green Day opened for Bad Bunny and I saw that Lady Gaga made an appearance too. Cool. 

Jen and Oni watched the show and said it was malvada fabulosa. They slept through the game, of course. I don’t really understand why the musicians felt they needed to stick a football game in the middle of their show but, whatever. Maybe it was some kind of marketing gimmick. A bid to widen the artists’ audiences?

In other wonderful world of sports news, I understand that VP Many Names has won the gold, as expected, in the Downhill Douche competition. He also was the recipient of a giant wall of boos, not that anyone watching the broadcast here in the U.S. would have heard it. Reports are that, unlike viewers in Canada, the UK and, presumably, the rest of the world, NBC muted the crowd’s thumbs-down to the world’s most socially inept, offensive politician (apart from Prez Pedo and his cabinet of meth addled sewer clowns). Yep, NBC is covering for asshole JD. It’s not just American citizens who despise this lying-ass, money-grubbing, soulless, suck-up to pedos. The whole world sees who he is and wants to wipe him off the bottom of their shoes – stat!

We know that they are lying, they know that they are lying, they even know that we know they are lying, we also know that they know we know they are lying too, they of course know that we certainly know they know we know they are lying too as well, but they are still lying. In our country, the lie has become not just moral category, but the pillar industry of this country.
~ Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn 

Meanwhile, Israel continues to dismember Palestine. Looks like Palestinian land is gonna be up for sale to Israeli settlers soon. I suspect Jared Kushner and his corporate buddies just so happen to be deemed Israeli settlers now.

We are at day 1,446 of Russia’s war on Ukraine. Zelenskyy said that, in this past week, Russia launched more than 2,000 attack drones, 1,200 guided aerial bombs, and 116 missiles at Ukraine’s cities and villages. They're NOT interested in peace. DUH!

And Hillel and his lovely wife are still in Thailand where it’s warmer than 18º. I shouldn’t complain. Yesterday’s high, here in Valhalla was 4º. 18º is practically a heat wave. Woohoo.

Between all the snow, ice, arctic blasts off the bay and temps that would freeze a polar bear's ass, my sinuses are utterly fucked and I’m distinctly disinclined to go outside. Ten is not keen on taking our Mini out on the road either. Yes, this means I’ve canceled my dental surgery yet again. I feel rather embarrassed about this but it just can’t be helped. First cancellation – I was in hospital with my foot issue. Second cancellation – blizzard.

So, it’s understandable and not really my fault, right?! I think I’d be less anxious, more at ease about dental surgeries if they’d just knock me the fuck out for this shit. WHY do I have to be awake for this kind of torture?

Honestly! 

This & That

Who was Wink Martindale and why would anyone choose Wink as their first name? 

Okay, I just googled him. He was a game show host. Game show hosts are what you get when you take a slimy, slick, hyped up door-to-door window replacement salesman and put him on a soundstage under hot spotlights. He's told he has to get Joe and Jane Nobody from Buck Snort, Arkansas (yes, that town actually exists) hysterically excited about winning a new Kenmore washing machine. All Mr. and Mrs. Nobody have to do is successfully name three things in Egypt, succinctly explain quantum theory AND identify three U.S. presidents who were treated for STIs.

So, Winston "Wink" Martindale? A person whose only talent was being oily. According to his Wikipedia page he was a born again christian (AKA a complete hypocrite) and a Republican (AKA the Guardians of Pedophiles Party).

He had a catchy name though, eh?
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With the latest Civil War iteration spreading across the country, it makes ridiculous amounts of sense to be prepared, right? ICEholes have made it clear they have NO problem tossing tear gas canisters, shooting Oleoresin Capsicum/pepper spray, tossing hexachloroethane smoke and flash-bang grenades at resisters. So, if you’re going to be out in the streets, get a gas mask.

They’re not all big and ungainly. The 3M Half Face Respirator uses disposable P100 filters so you can keep reusing the “shell.” 

Remember to pair the half face respirators with secure sealing goggles though. Protect your eyes!

Pew Pew Tactical has a post up – 8 Best Gas Masks, Face Masks, Respirators, & Filters. Check it out.

An additional reason to have gas masks and welding gloves for protests? 

I’ve read that Minnesotans are throwing tear gas canisters back at the ICEhole brigades. (those canisters are HOT – you need welding gloves!) A Threader remarked that this is why we had to play dodgeball in gym class. It was prep.

I’ve also heard the ICEholes are being pelted with dildos. Seems like a waste of a good sex toy. //shrugs//

I may have mentioned this before BUT the Simple Sabotage Field Manual, written by the Office of Strategic Services (direct predecessor of the CIA) in 1944, should be updated and widely distributed. Who better to rewrite it than the good folks at ground zero in Minnesota?

More on being prepared – make a kit, keep it near your front door. Put in a copy of your ID, passport, and birth certificate. Include an emergency contact and the contact information for an attorney (if you don’t have one, check out your state’s ACLU’s legal assistance page). Make a code word that can quickly be texted to friends/family to tell them to come get Fluffy, Spike, Godzilla, and other pets or children should things look dire.
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A sculptor I’ve just come across – Max Leiva.

…a contemporary Guatemalan artist known for his expressive figurative sculptures. His style is informed by his travels around the world, from Switzerland to Bangkok, where he studied for two years. His artistic path materializes in the figurative or the abstract, claiming not only his roots from the Mayan culture of Central America, but also his experiences traveling the world. (source) 

He works in bronze, resin, iron, clay, and aluminum. Damn, I’m blown away.
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Words for today:

Contumacious
     adjective 
: stubbornly disobedient : rebellious

Obstreperous 
     adjective 
1 : marked by unruly or aggressive noisiness : clamorous 
2 : stubbornly resistant to control : unruly

The resisters contumacious actions and obstreperous rallies raised morale immeasurably.

Civics

America has three branches of government. 

They are:

1. Billionaires
2. Pedophiles
3. Corporations

Oh wait, my mistake. That’s just a single branch AND it's the whole of the party that's in charge right now – the GOP. So...uhhh, nevermind.

Question – now that Epstein’s dead and Trump’s too closely watched to get away with all his old raping, torturing, and what-have-you, who's running the pedophile show? I mean, you know someone is.

Is this the real reason Elon stepped away from DOGE and the political spotlight – he wanted to be in charge of the pedo parties? How about Epstein’s great friend and financial advisee Peter Thiel? Maybe Zuckerberg?

“Just to clarify, is the public going to learn the identities of the men who abused the girls with the information you’re releasing?” a reporter asked Blanche at a Friday press conference. “And if not, why not?” 

“I mean, you just baked in an assumption into your question that I have never said, and I don’t know to be true,” (Deputy Attorney General) Blanche replied. “Is the public going to learn about men that abused these girls? What does that mean? I don’t understand what it means.”
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“I don’t think that the public [is going to] uncover men within the Epstein files that abused women,” he (Blanche) concluded.  (source) 

Transparency and accountability aren’t on the menu but you knew that already.

Edel Rodriguez

I’m sure you’ve heard/seen by now, Prez Urinal Cake posted an insanely racist vid about the Obamas the other night. When asked about it, KKKaroline Lievitt said : “This is from an internet meme video depicting President Trump as the King of the Jungle and Democrats as characters from The Lion King. Please stop the fake outrage and report on something today that actually matters to the American public.”

???And this makes it somehow less outrageously, insanely racist, ridiculously puerile, and disgusting??? KKKaroline is SUCH a pile of loose weasel stools.

Next, the White House claimed an unnamed staffer posted it, mistakenly, for him. This “unnamed staffer” just so happened to be hanging around with Pedo while he’s surfing the web for glowing news of himself and shitposting on his failed Truth Toilet app at zero dark 30? Is this unnamed staffer's name John Barron by any chance?

Nope, not buying it. White House staff is still fucking that same chicken today but with the added spice of Pedo saying he hadn’t seen the part of the vid where the Obamas are portrayed as apes. Sure dude. The clip is 62 seconds long – he saw it. His staff saw it. He decided to fly with it anyway because it’d be an attention getting distraction from the Trump/Epstein Files, if only for one news cycle.

The other thing that’s so incredibly sad, pathetic and despicable about all this is Trump’s overwhelming, long-term obsession with Obama. He just can’t accept that Obama is everything that Trump never could, never has, and never will be. Ever. 

AND there’s absolutely nothing Pedo can do to diminish Obama’s achievements or the huge respect, admiration, and deep affection he and his wife inspire. 

That’s just eating the old orange failure alive. I’m loving this.

Jesse Duquette

Observing Pedo from a stoic perspective, I’m trying to put my finger on just the right word to describe him. That he’s overwhelmed by envy for a man he’s clearly inferior to in every way is clear. Also, six years on, he still can’t let go of the fact that he lost the 2020 election (to Biden NOT Obama). Why is that? That he keeps hammering on it, bringing up his failure, amplifying it is weird and sad.

The English language failed me so I turned to German.

Do I feel fremdschämen – secondhand embarrassment – for Pedo? Do I feel embarrassed for him? Yes and no. Not exactly. No. Ich habe nicht fremdschämt. 

Jämmerlich is used to describe a sad state, a poor excuse, pitiful, wretched, miserable, or failing terribly.

Der orange Arschloch war in einem jämmerlichen Zustand.
The orange asshole was in a wretched/failed state. I'm observing his condition and it is indeed bleak, ominous, sad, and downright pathetic. 

It is and he deserves it and so much worse.

Exhaustion

You know, we’re only 37 measly days into this new year. It seems like motherfucking eons. 

This week we found out that a global web of pedophile billionaires is running the world. They are NOT in fact doing this out of a basementless pizza shop in D.C. Just FYI.

Just two weeks ago we watched masked paramilitary goons murder an innocent man, Alex Jeffrey Pretti, in broad daylight on a crowded city street. Though there were half a dozen in the gang of ICEholes, only the two Latinos, Raymundo Gutierrez and Jesus Ochoa, have been named. I wonder why, of the group, only these two are being thrown under the bus. Hmmmm, that's puzzler, in'nt?

On the same day as his murder, Prez Pedo’s personal fixer and Attorney General attempted to extort Minnesotas’s governor – turn over your citizen’s voter registration records and welfare recipient info…maybe we’ll make ICE go away.

It’s only been one month since Jonathan Ross murdered Renee Good.

It was New Years Eve when Keith Porter Jr. was murdered by Brian Palacios, an off duty ICEhole.

None of these butchers have been arrested or charged.

Don Lemon and other journalists have been arrested for reporting on what Trump's violent goon squad is doing. So much for the First Amendment, eh?

On the international level:

We’ve already covered Pedo’s January third attack on Venezuela. I guess he got bored with that though. The old asshole has a pretty short attention span. 

Just a couple weeks ago we were on the verge of WWIII because he had a hard on for Greenland. Pedo backed down after someone fancy footworked him into believing that agreements which already existed are brand new. Added plus – vague promises of future meetings about “golden domes!” Donny does love gold.

There’s Pedo’s Board of War Criminals (AKA “Board of Peace”) which is no more than a global slush fund.

The SALT Treaty expired expired yesterday.

The last remaining nuclear arms pact between Russia and the United States is set to expire Thursday, removing any caps on the two largest atomic arsenals for the first time in more than a half-century.

The termination of the New START Treaty would set the stage for what many fear could be an unconstrained nuclear arms race. 

Russian President Vladimir Putin declared readiness to stick to the treaty's limits for another year if Washington follows suit, but President Donald Trump has been noncommittal about extending it. (source) 

So, the testerical, perpetually tantruming toddler is going to …what … hold his breath until he turns blue and then nuke the planet if Putin and Xi Jinping don’t bow down, make Dim Donny the king of the universe? 

AND, no surprise here, the US left the World Health Organization (WHO). We left an unpaid tab too. As of today, California, Illinois, and New York City have joined and are part of WHO’s Global Outbreak Alert and Response Network (GOARN) WHY is Massachusetts not on this list? C’mon Governor Healey, step up!

Sheesh, OF COURSE I’m having a hard time getting up, showered, on the elliptical, and just generally shifting into gear. I’ve got laundry to fold, two years of overdo taxes to work on, MRI schedules to sort out, and a thrice canceled dental surgery on Monday but I’m having one hell of a time facing it all.

I just want to sit in my blanket fort eating dark chocolate truffles while reading my book about a team of stylish, elderly female assassins. I don’t think this is a big ask.

WHY NOT?!

Woke up. Picked up the phone. Opened The Guardian app.

GODDAMMIT, he’s not dead not dead yet!

Ya know, I ask for so little.

Not that the alternative is anything to write home about. The best that can be said is that, possibly, his hygiene is better.

How about this? Could VP Name-of-the-Week just shut the fuck up forever? Every time he opens his mouth he says something out of touch, off putting, and more or less wackaloon.

Commenting on Prez Pedo’s bullshit, sexist, insulting, unhinged ranting, dodge from a reporter’s question about the Epstein survivors Vance had this to say:

“She’s asking a question, the president says, ‘Why don’t you ever smile?’ Yeah, it’s actually, like, so perceptive,”

 …“Even if you’re asking a tough question, even if you take your job very seriously, like, does it always have to be so antagonistic?”

“Have some fun, right? You can’t always take yourself too seriously.” (source) 

Right. Because IF Collins had plastered a smile on her face when she asked our child raping president about the survivors of his and his bestie Jeff’s parties, Pedo TOTALLY would have replied in a calm, measured, truthful manner. Sure. Oh and a smile when asking about something so horrific is, like, TOTALLY appropriate.

THE COUNTRY IS COMPLETELY ENGULFED IN CORROSIVE ACIDIC FIRE AND YOU THINK THE REPORTER SHOULD SMILE MORE?!!! 

Of course the most socially incompetent VP of all time would make such an incredible stupid and maladroit statement. This was his bungling, ham-handed attempt at gaslighting, at diverting the public from the the actual point. Which was? That Trump and his buddy Jeff, at the VERY least, trafficked, kept, raped, and horrifically abused young girls and they did so for YEARS.

JD the man who tried to paint all Democrats as “a bunch of childless cat ladies who are miserable at their own lives and the choices that they've made and so they want to make the rest of the country miserable, too.” 

He’s suggested that Americans without rugrats should pay higher taxes. Also, the votes cast by people with children should count more than those of us who, for whatever reason, have not spawned.

Regarding children, he’s also said “I think we have to go to war against the anti-child ideology that exists in our country.” ‘Scuse me – there’s an anti-child ideology? Huh. Where? Can you show me where it is on a map? Is it in the room with us now? That boy sure does love to make shit up.

Vance downplayed the Hitler fanboy and girling of the Young Republicans and their jokes about gas chambers, slavery, and rape by calling concerns “pearl clutching” and then changing the subject. Pardon me, I gotta go find a pearl to clutch.

AND who can forget his proud fairy tale about the Haitian immigrants in Springfield, Ohio devouring all the good white residents cats and dogs! 

In trying to slam Biden’s economy and Harris’ campaign, JD seriously claimed his two sons "actually eat about 14 eggs every single morning.” When called out on his fabulating, the couch fornicator got all defensive and claimed it was “lighthearted hyperbole.” Sure dude.

This guy’s such a social train wreck, he can’t even order a fucking doughnut! 

These are just a few of his domestic blunders. He’s happily met with the far right Alternative for Germany (AfD) party. There was that awful, disgusting White House “meeting” where Pedo and he thought they could get away with yelling at and attempting to humiliate a real hero – Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy. The Greenland trip where it was made clear that he was MOST def unwelcome.

The man has the charisma and social skills of a 13-year-old who's been raised on Married with Children and believes this is how real people are supposed to behave. He watched the 1984 Terminator and clocked Schwarzenegger as the hero. Dude sees Pinocchio as a bastion of truth and integrity. Vance is NOT someone with a functioning moral compass.

When Pedo croaks the war continues. We just get a new lying asshole in charge.