What brings me here on this lugubrious July morning?
For starters, Ten and I went to the podiatrist’s yesterday about my stupid, seemingly never-ending left toe problem (which began back in November of last year , FFS!). Turns out it’s both infected AND ingrown again – fucking OY! The doc removed a sliver, gave me a ‘script for some antibiotic cream to put on twice a day, and told me to come back in a month. He’s going to give me some kind of shot which will somehow ensure that my toenail doesn’t grow back like this again. Sounds painful but I want this dreadfully annoying, uncomfortable foot shit to be over with!
What else is making carrot cake an absolute necessity?
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| Hannes Marschalek |
US Air Force staff sergeant Hannes Marschalek flashed his wang at a 16-year-old girl and an additional four other young women (not all at the same time) while stationed in Cambridgeshire, England. Yes, he was masturbating while he was he was waving his wares. Of course.
He was doing this on the front porch of his house – the house he shares WITH HIS WIFE AND DAUGHTER. Does wifey know that husband is a perv? Does daughter understand that she should never ever bring her friends home with her and, in fact, maybe she should see about getting herself adopted by some other nice, NON-perv parents?
The court martial papers show that in July 2022, Marschalek texted two friends to say he had “definitely” flashed women from his home.The text read: “I definitely just flashed a couple ladies walking from the train. LOL.” He added in a later text: “I took all my clothes off when I walked in. I went to go open a window and I was standing right in front of it when they walked by.”
Military prosecutors alleged that these texts demonstrated how he was “repeatedly exposing his genitalia to unexpected women, and then bragging about it, and then laughing about it”.
On 9 October 2022, Cambridgeshire police arrested him at his home and took him into custody after the complainants, between 16 and 24 years old, alleged he had exposed himself several times over the previous two months.
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In April this year, a US military appeal court dismissed the guilty verdict against him, ruling that prosecutors had made an error by charging him under the wrong offence. Prosecutors are now seeking to challenge this ruling. (source)
Charges were dismissed BUT Marschalek’s now on the Oklahoma Sex Offender Registry. Unsurprisingly, the Air Force is still listed as his employers. Don't know about you but I feel SO much safer knowing that our country is being guarded and protected by skeevy, degenerate, frat boy types without an ounce of sense or self-control.
By the by, Marschalek was stationed at the very same base, Lakenheath, as Captain Jacob Wulfson. Remember him? He was the pilot who raped and strangled his date. She survived, justice did not. He was booted out of the air force but only given six months detention for strangling the woman. It appears the all male military jury were just fine and dandy with him raping her.
Military justice – obviously an oxymoron.
Given that the Commander in Chief of the Armed Forces and his Secretary of War Crimes are both rapists, none of this is at all shocking.
OH wait ... what's this? Ten once again saves the day. He had mini carrot cake squares tucked away just in case we had a bleak morning! Damn, that man thinks of everything.



























