Paper Towels for EVERYONE!

The death toll in Texas is now up to 82 with people still missing. Fuckface von ShitzinPantz says he'll "probably" visit the state on Friday (unless it interferes with his golf game, of course). IF he bothers to grace the state with this disastrous presence, I wonder if he’ll throw paper towels at the crowds. I think he’s beyond even that despicable level of greasy-ass, two bit “showmanship” now.

Asked if the meteorologists at the National Weather Service who were impacted by the federal cuts should be hired back, Trump initially said he didn’t know but eventually said no.

 Trump also wouldn't answer if he was working on plans to phase out the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA), as internal documents show the agency isn't properly staffed. (source) 

The DOGE beast, created by the two headed narcissism monster that is Trump/Musk, got rid of nearly 600 National Weather Service (NWS) employees by early June of this year and also slashed its funding. Why? To give MORE money to billionaires that's why!

The Austin/San Antonio office of the NWS is short of six employees, and the nearby San Angelo office is short of four employees, according to Tom Fahy, the legislative director for the National Weather Service Employees Organization, a union that represents government employees, NBC News reported. 
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“I don’t think it’s helpful to have missing key personnel from the National Weather Service not in place to help prevent these tragedies,” Joaquin Castro, a Democratic member of the US House of Representatives from Texas, told CNN. (source) 

Gee DUH yeah! Too bad those real smart guys at the top hired that stupid kid, who calls himself Big Balls, to make firing decisions. You'd think naming himself "Big Balls" would be a dead giveaway that he has all the brains of a methed up high school footballer, eh?

Firefighters from Mexico have arrived in Kerr County, Texas to help find survivors and those missing in the catastrophic flash flooding that swept through the region on Independence Day. (source)

I imagine Lyin’ Lions and Hamfaced Homan will reward these folks' brave, selfless service by human trafficking them to CECOT or South Sudan.

Two 19 year old Mexican camp counselors at Camp Mystic, Silvana Garza Valdez and Maria Paula Zárate, are being hailed as heroes after risking their lives to protect and rescue kids under their care. 

I wonder if Fishlips Noem will have them deported now. Maybe she’ll just shoot them in a gravel pit instead.

According to the FBI, the triad of 1) being abused as a child, 2) reacting by torturing animals, and 3) becoming violent toward humans is so well established that animal cruelty is used to identify potential suspects of violent crimes and as an indicator of potential future offenders. Another FBI investigation corroborates that most serial killers tortured animals as children. (source) 

Meanwhile, in Australia a jury found a woman guilty of murdering three relatives with a lunchie of beef Wellington (a steak dish wrapped in pastry) made with death cap mushrooms. *OOPSIE* those are rilly, rilly poisonous.

Just a stray thought, a flight of fancy, a dream BUT wouldn’t it be fun if the White House chef was a resistance hero? Maybe the next Cabinet level lunch meeting could feature beef Wellington? Or, given Stinky’s lowbrow tastes, Big Macs with a sprinkling of Destroying Angels?