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Friday, June 15, 2018

Keeping My Lid On

Lest you think ShoutyFace is a complete wasteland of cat vids and ads for shit you bought last month and don’t need again, I found this ultra cool tidbit yesterday, Researchers grow mini-brains from skin cells.
They may sound like something out of "Doctor Who," but organoids are far from science fiction. These 3D structures, or “organ buds,” are lab-grown bundles of cells that resemble an organ, and are used to study human development, test out drugs and understand disease.
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Now, researchers have grown miniaturized versions of the brain, and they even behave like the real thing, offering scientists the rare opportunity to study functional human brain tissue. Not only do these so-called “human cortical spheroids” display remarkable similarity to the structure and organization of the human cerebral cortex —the region responsible for higher-order functions like language, thinking, perceiving and information processing—but they also possess working neurons capable of transmitting signals to one another. (source)
MEGA fascinating! Check out the vid. Amongst other things this inspires Scalzi-esque visions of mice with, near fully, human brains.

Maybe science folk could graft some human brain cells into the dickheaded Peach-hued Despot’s bean. It could only be an improvement

I’m trying not to fly off into insane rages BUT every damn time I read the news (and there’s NO escaping it) there is another firestorm, horror show.

This taking children from there parents insanity – we’re in motherfucking war crime territory now!

Oh but Sessions rationalizes it with bible verses. BIBLE FUCKING VERSES!
"I would cite you to the Apostle Paul and his clear and wise command in Romans 13, to obey the laws of the government because God has ordained them for the purpose of order,” he said. “Orderly and lawful processes are good in themselves and protect the weak and lawful.” (source)
Pardon me all to hell and back BUT:
  • the US is not, nor was it ever intended to be a goddamned theocracy. Just TRY, you fossil-brained, shit covered, servile elf, to read your bible with the Falwell/Graham filter in the OFF position or, at least, stop cobbling your talking points (AKA: excuses) together from the rancid effluvia of two bit, on the take, griftering, christianist cons!
  • Also too – I kinda doubt that Paul, IF he actually really said this, was talking about going along with CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY!
And then, that toad brained, idiot hick with the great smoky eye, Sarah Sanders, backed him up. Of course she did.

Just FY-fucking-I, last time I checked ripping children from their parents is NOT law. Nope, it’s the tacky Tangerine Lie Machine and his criminal crew’s POLICY. NOT law!

Back at interesting shit I learned on ShoutyFace though...there's a company, located in Devon in the UK, that make custom built glitter coffins and ash boxes! How spectacularly disco-awesome is this?

Answer? VERY. The Glitter Coffin Company makes 'em in a variety of brill colors – purple, pink, ice blue, rose, GOLD (for the Trumpsters in your family) and, for the more sedate deceased glitterati, opal, silver and black. Now then, when I twinkle (and I WILL twinkle!) out of existence, I don't want to be buried or kept in a box. Nope. Burial at sea OR planted within the roots of a young oak or spruce – we'll grow up together. That's for me. BUT...

I think a glitter coffin would make a nifty, cozy little reading divan/nook. Possibly, I need one. In lavender. Thanks.

9 comments:

  1. to obey the laws of the government because God has ordained them for the purpose of order

    Does that mean all these Jesusoid cake bakers are going to stop bitching about having to obey the Equal Protection clause?

    Of course, the Bible has a lot to say about what the content of the laws should be. So when do we start stoning people to death for picking up pieces of wood on the Sabbath? The Bible also says we can buy people from neighboring countries as slaves, which might be a clue as to what all these migrants are being detained for. Just a matter of waiting until the laws get Biblical enough.

    Brain research is doing some remarkable things these days. They've created mice with human brain cells, for example -- and that was three and a half years ago. The fundies would freak out if they knew about half of what's going on.

    By the way, the link to the video doesn't work. I'm not familiar with "ShoutyFace" so I can't guess what the issue is.

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  2. BUMMER on the video! I found a youtube version and subbed that in.

    Maybe, if scientists aren't put to death in the coming New Dark Age, they'll find way to revivify my dead auditory nerves. I can hope.

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    1. Very likely. They've already had some success with stem cells regrowing damaged spinal nerves that cause paralysis (I can't remember whether it's been tested in humans yet or not).

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    2. Just don't be surprised if places like France and the UK take the lead in developing stuff like that instead of the US. Republicans in charge does have an effect.

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    3. The research into growing teeth I have been following for about six years is centered on the UK, primarily Britain but also Vancouver BC (Canada). To date they've "grown" teeth in mice but 1) they're mice and 2) enamel seems to be a separate process, for lack of a better term.

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    4. I've no doubt that it'll be another country that'll produce the next science breakthroughs. We're toast here. Having said that, I'm at the best place (possibly in the world) for Neurofibromatosis Type 2 – Mass General Hospital. Plotkin, my neurologist is one of the prime movers/researchers on it. I'm lucky to live here.

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  3. The brain cells I have left are the fittest to have survived thank you, I'm looking forward to growing teeth!

    The less than evolved despise it when I remind them Jesus said "When you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, who love to stand and pray in the synagogues and on street corners so that others may see them. Amen, I say to you, they have received their reward. But when you pray, go to your inner room, close the door, and pray to your Father in secret. And your Father who sees in secret will repay you." (Mt 6:5,6) I even have it printed on business cards to hand to street corner postulators.

    A glitter coffin reading divan ... hmmm

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    1. That bit of scripture – YES!

      The glitter coffin will go nicely with my muraled walls and giant plants :-)

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