I just need to get this outta my system

Jen and I just arrived at the abso-brill Silica Hotel where we’ll be able to check in early (shortly!). Rest for our weary bones is near! We had a completely sleepless flight, of course. Can anyone get shuteye whilst sitting upright in tiny airplane (NOT JetBlue) seats? Jen and I aren’t amongst that lucky lot, I’m tellin you.

Before we left home, Insanity Central, the news was depressing the fuck outta me. I couldn’t shake it off. I figure my first dip in the lagoon will cure me of the Republi/Fascist Blues…for a few days anyway.

I read in Newsweek that…

Donald Trump Randomly Calls Senators at All Times of Day and Night, Often to Talk About TV or Golf: Report

So, Spanky’s McTreason Weasel’s got nothin’ to do but call senators he wants to impress with talk about the hotness of Fox News’ blond bimbos and how GREAT he was on the golf course yesterday. Mr. Art of the Deal can’t be bothered addressing his abusive boyfriend Putin’s latest direct nuclear threat but, boyhowdy, he can sure make Lindsey and Ted feel special. That’s all that really counts, right?

USA Today had a helpful post up, explaining the whys and wuts re: Mueller’s recent multiple Russkie incitements.

Takeaways from Robert Mueller's indictment of Russian nationals who meddled in presidential election

My fellow Rube Amuricans are happy tools in our country’s destruction:

While the Russians coordinated the interference, they worked with more than 100 U.S. citizens.

We are just SO damn helpful!

"a Florida-based political activist identified as a Florida county chairman for the Trump campaign contacted the defendants (the Russians) to identify "two additional sites in Florida for possible rallies. Defendants and their co-conspirators subsequently used their false U.S. personal accounts to communicate with the activist about logistics and an additional rally in Florida."

Bumpkins and total marks. What a bunch of maroons!

"One of the defendants, the indictment said, created false online accounts to attract followers for their false claims.

A Twitter account called "Tennessee GOP" or @TEN_GOP falsely claimed to be affiliated with the Tennessee Republican Party. "Over time, the @TEN_GOP account attracted more than 100,000 online followers," the indictment said. "

And the Russians were thrilled with how stupid and easily duped we Americans were. 

"One defendant, Irina Viktorovna Kaverzina, wrote an email to a colleague saying, “I created all these pictures and posts, and the Americans believed that it was written by their people.”"

Also too, racist manipulation – totally not beneath them. Of course.

""On or about October 16, 2016, Defendants and their co-conspirators used the ORGANIZATION-controlled Instagram account 'Woke Blacks' to post the following message: '[A] particular hype and hatred for Trump is misleading the people and forcing Blacks to vote Killary. We cannot resort to the lesser of two devils. Then we'd surely be better off without voting AT ALL," the indictment said."

And this is where Velveeta Voldemort and the rest of the Republo/Fascists got their voter fraud shtick – FROM Russia (withOUT love).

"In the summer of 2016, the defendants, the indictment said, "began to promote allegations of voter fraud by the Democratic Party through their fictitious U.S. personas and groups on social media." They claimed Clinton committed voter fraud during the Iowa caucuses, were being investigated for voter fraud in North Carolina and tried to use fraudulent "mail in Hillary votes" in Broward County, Florida."

And Darth Cheeto’s War on Truth continues apace.
In his first 759 days as Half Wit Hitler he’s lied or made deliberately misleading statements 8,718 times. Just FYI, that works out to 11.486 per day.  How can you tell Preznint Narcissistic Greedhead’s lying? He’s breathing.

And he inspires his radically brainless dipshit fans to let their crazoid demons out to play.

"‘Time for the Ku Klux Klan to night ride again’: An Alabama newspaper editor wants to bring back lynching

“If we could get the Klan to go up there and clean out D.C., we’d all been better off," Goodloe Sutton told the Montgomery Advertiser, explaining, “We’ll get the hemp ropes out, loop them over a tall limb and hang all of them." (source)

How long do ya figure we have before the Angry Orange Fraud’s lies have stoked up enough rage to start a new not-so-civil war?

And how much longer before Spanky performs his own murder of journos? Of course, he’d never soil his own tiny, delicate handkins BUT he’s obvs busy recruiting volunteers.

Related, two of the Russians recently indicted by Mueller were involved in a scheme to murder three Russian journalists working in Africa. Their plan, by the by, worked.

The Shitstain in Chief is undoubtedly taking notes.