Times of Trouble

I didn’t watch pResident Dumb-Fuck’s masturbatory I’m-doing-a-GREAT-job speech last night. Why would I? Borrowing from Mary McCarthy, every single word out of his grotesque, slimy maw is a lie, including 'and' and ‘the.’

He said, fer instance:

“We have very few people with it, and the people that have it are in all cases [doing well], I have not heard anything other [than that].”
He went on to claim, “We’re really down to probably 10, most of the people are outside of danger right now.” (source)

The CDC, on Monday, said there are a total of 53 cases (NOT 10) – people diagnosed with the Coronavirus, here in the U.S.

The President's optimistic performance came hours before the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention said a patient in California who has the novel coronavirus might be the first person to be infected who did not travel to an afflicted region and was not exposed to another known carrier. The case raises the ominous possibility that the virus is already moving through the community. (source)

 Our golf obsessed, idiot pResidents only concern about COVID-19 is how it effects the stock market. This being his ridiculously false claim to fab success as prez and the main platform in his reelection campaign.

Buddy, virus or not, you aren’t gonna win in November. Ya might wanna start looking into Moscow condos sooner rather than later. Just a bit of friendly advice, I don't think yur man Putin is gonna want you camping out in his crib.

Dr. Nancy Messonnier, a director with the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention’s National Center for Immunization and Respiratory Diseases, told reporters on Tuesday. “It’s not so much a question of if this will happen anymore, but rather more a question of exactly when this will happen and how many people in this country will have severe illness.” (source)

Clownface von Fuckface has put his fave sycophant, Dense Pence, in charge of all things corona-y. If the decidedly dense one uses the same tactics as he did as governor of Indiana during the BIG H.I.V. outbreak – i.e., pray it-Republi/Facist it away  we’re all doomed.

Our ultra sophisticated First Lady

The World Health Organization (WHO) has a bunch of must read info up. They explain how COVID-19 spreads and provide ways to prevent it from flourishing in the workplace .

When someone who has COVID-19 coughs or exhales they release droplets of infected fluid. Most of these droplets fall on nearby surfaces and objects - such as desks, tables or telephones. People could catch COVID-19 by touching contaminated surfaces or objects – and then touching their eyes, nose or mouth. If they are standing within 1 or 2 meters of a person with COVID-19 they can catch it by breathing in droplets coughed out or exhaled by them. In other words, COVID-19 spreads in a similar way to flu.

The CDC (Centers for Disease Control and Prevention) also has must-reads up.

Obvs, in giving the parasitic, bumbling bootlicker the reigns on COVID-19's handling, the Felonious Fuckwad in Chief has proved, yet again, that:

1. like his porn model (not that there’s anything wrong with that) third wife, he really doesn’t care – do u?
2. OK, OK, not fair. He DOES care but only IF the virus spreads WIDE and Americans croak. After all, it MIGHT hurt his chances of reelection (AKA beating jail time).

Read up at the WHO and CDC sites, mes amis – we’re on our own.
Let it Be – The Beatles