Batsh*t

NO, I refuse to talk about how demon sperm is the supposed actual cause of endometriosis, (an often painful disorder in which tissue similar to the tissue that normally lines the inside of your uterus — the endometrium — grows outside your uterus), and flat dick syndrome (AKA impotence). Nope, NOT gonna say a word about alien DNA or the “reptilian aliens” who are running our government.

This is all according to 45’s newest quack (not to diss ducks) Dr. Stella Immanuel.

Honest to fucking Christ, the idiocy of this once great nation just can’t be parodied anymore. I spent most of yesterday thinking this fresh derangement was an Onion post. Nope!

The U.S. has been a horror show of insane stupidity ever since the Orange Treasonweasel was sworn in. Dimbulbed Donnie has made the U.S. a pitied pariah with his astonishingly jack-assed and feeb-beaned bungling of the plague. His obscenely cruel human right abuses and slavering fanboy adoration of fascist fuckwads are insults to every damn word of the Constitution. The stormtrooper bullshit he orders for his bogus photo ops and campaign ad footage have blown us so much farther down the road to dictatorial regimehood.

Moscow Mitch, 45’s pet poodle Lady G, Tom slavery-was-a-necessary-evil Cotton, Ron DeathSantis, Ted please-insult-my-wife-again Cruz, Matt ethics?-what-are-those Gaetz, Georgia’s training wheeled dicktator Brian Kemp and all the rest of the astoundingly corrupt, Trump facilitating Republi/Fascists hold just as much, if not more, responsibility. They're astronomical embarrassments, not just to the country, but to humanity.

But NOW – boyhowdy – with demon doc Immanuel, we've crossed the Rubicon. We've arrived in Shitty Delusional Wonderland where everyone loses. Christ almighty, it's amazing the world didn't shut its borders on Americans on Inauguration Day 2016.
 

The douchenozzles are making it nearly impossible to tell wackingly nutzoid satire from what's really going on. Still, I bet George Carlin and Hunter Thompson could serve up some juicy bits on the Disunited States of Dementia.

Damn, I miss them.

As for Immanuel touting hydroxychloroquine, 45's repeatedly disproven wonder cure – it continues to NOT be his magic yeah, you have 151,000 deaths on your hands but here's a get out of jail free card. 

Some of them wanted to sell me snake oil and I’m not necessarily going to dismiss all of these, as I have never found a rusty snake.
~ Terry Pratchett