Will it ever end?

Yesterday we heard from Missouri Governor Mike Parson. You remember him, he’s the astoundingly dimwitted taint biscuit who said:

“These kids have got to get back to school,” Parson told Cox. “They’re at the lowest risk possible. And if they do get COVID-19, which they will — and they will when they go to school — they’re not going to the hospitals. They’re not going to have to sit in doctor’s offices. They’re going to go home and they’re going to get over it.” (source)

Like Betsy-let-them-eat-pague-riddled-cake-DeVos, he seems either illiterate OR too lazy to read the real versus 45fantasy version of this deadly virus OR he’s just a greedheaded psychopath.

Based on available evidence, children do not appear to be at higher risk for COVID-19 than adults. While some children and infants have been sick with COVID-19, adults make up most of the known cases to date. However, a few children have developed multisystem inflammatory syndrome (MIS-C, a condition where different body parts can become inflamed, including the heart, lungs, kidneys, brain, skin, eyes, or gastrointestinal organs). (source)

On top of this, it’s not like the kids are living in a No-Adults-Allowed bubble. There are teachers, bus drivers, lunch ladies and gents AND, for every little rugrat, there’s, presumably, an entire family at home who may or may not be harboring some COVID action.

10 year old Tony MAY just get the sniffles (or he could die) but what about Miss Nancy, his homeroom teacher, or Lunch Lady Claire? Are you or your family asymptomatic super spreaders?

While no one wants to think of themselves as a super spreader of Covid-19, a new study has given support to the idea that "silent transmission" -- the spread of virus by someone with no obvious symptoms -- could be responsible for half of all novel coronavirus cases in the United States. (source)

Given how outta control the plague is, particularly in the Southern states, Governor Mike I’m-an-idiot Parson’s words are clueless fucking obscenities.
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In other news, Michael Cohen’s back in jail – solitary too. Apparently, like everyone else (or so it seems) he’s writing a tell-all.

Cohen was taken into custody after balking at a requirement that he refrain from speaking to the media or publishing a book while under home confinement. (source)

45’s legal muscle and pet bulldog Billy Barr was unleashed to protect his lord, master and dicktator from Democracy and the Constitution.

Lawyers for Michael Cohen filed a petition seeking his immediate release from prison, alleging that President Donald Trump's former personal attorney, was taken back into custody because of a tell-all book he is writing about his years as the President's fixer. (source)

Will Cohen be, oopsie, suicided before he can spill the Rancid45 beans?

For that matter, how’s Ghislaine Maxwell doing? Is she still alive and does Ghislaine’s unnamed husband have all her files and notes, the dirt on the rich, pedophile movers and shakers?

I hope so!