Vax

Had my J&J vax yesterday. How do I feel now? Fine, Fine.

A pal had his second Moderna shot two days ago and felt rotten for two full days. Plus, I understand that folks who suffered through COVID, which he did, have worse vax after effects than those who didn’t. That seems preposterously unfair (unless of course you were one of those brain compromised idiots who went to bars, Florida for vaca or Spring Break or maskless rallies for the Former Guy).

The traveling vaxxer was very nice and the shot didn’t hurt at all. Jen was there to ‘terp for me and at no point did I shape shift into Godzillas lesser known, peace loving sister Tranqzilla. Huh. What up with that? I had hopes and dreams ya know!

To all the anti-vaxxer idiots and herd immunity dodgers, I don’t hope you catch Plague45. I sure as hell won’t be surprised or saddened if you do though.

Early in the pandemic, when vaccines for the coronavirus were still just a glimmer on the horizon, the term “herd immunity” came to signify the endgame: the point when enough Americans would be protected from the virus so we could be rid of the pathogen and reclaim our lives. (source)

So, you’re an anti-vaxxer? Thanks for making herd immunity impossible. Y’all invited the pandemic home for a party. Enjoy. Live it the fuck up! Oh, your god was gonna protect you? What do you think medical science is? It couldn’t happen to you? Naive much?

Apart from all the good stuff like not getting sick and quite possibly croaking, reasons to get the vaccine, if you live in the Mae Chaem district of Chiang Ma province in Thailand, you could quite possibly win a live cow. I hear tell they make splendid pets.

Good luck to you if you're dim enough to disbelieve science! Also. NOT wearing a mask is like wearing a giant flag advertising that you’re a colossal mark and someone should fleece you now.