Never Again

I woke from a heinous nightmare of which I, thankfully, remember nothing. Okay, nothing except that Marjorie Taylor Greene was a main character. Yeah //shudder//.

You remember Marj, don’t you? She’s the stone whack-a-loon, conspiracy touting, gay hating, bomb throwing congresscritter who’s crowing to her faithful rubes that "The Democrats are the party of pedophiles.”

Yeah, it was her in my dream and now I need to hire an exorcist to get the stench outta the bedroom. I suspect her appearance had to do with me making the mistake of reading the news too late in the evening. My advice? NEVER do this!

The scoop is that the Georgia Maggot has hired Milo Yiannopoulos as an intern. Perhaps you also remember Yiannopoulos. He’s the extreme rightwing troll whose utterly creepazoid statements prompted Simon and Schuster to ixnay his book deal, CPAC (Woodstock for loud, talentless sociopaths) to dump him from their shitweasel speakers roster and, incredibly, even Breitbart, where he was a senior editor, didn’t want to be seen with him anymore.

Yiannopoulos had defended sex between adults and boys as young as 13 and bashed child sex abuse victims who came forward as adults. (source) 

He’s now an “ex-gay” unpaid intern for a deranged, squirrel brained attention whore with ZERO committee assignments. Her job seems to consist of nothing more than impersonating a crack and hate addicted howler monkey on meth. So, she needs an intern…why? Oh yeah, to "own" the libs. Hey Maggot, I don't feel owned. You're, unsurprisingly, doing this wrong.

Is Georgia's 14th Congressional District pleased and proud of the batshit berserker they’ve elected to represent them?

Before sleepy-bye last night I also read about Cry-baby Rittenhouse's latest batch of lies (luckily this did NOT result in dreams—PHEW). The dimwitted murderous incel seems to think he's got a future after maiming one person and killing two others. Sure, he ducked jail (due to scoring a judge who's unclear on the whole concept of, ya know, reality and justice and shit) but karma's a persistent fucker.

Unsurprisingly, Cry-baby can’t manage to tell the truth about any damn thing (which gives him a shot at being a Fox "news" talking head).

Regarding his education: so far he’s said that he was going to Arizona State University (nope), Texas A&M (the university begs to differ) AND an open enrollment junior college which does NOT have him listed as having enrolled for the current or upcoming terms. 

Apparently the only thing this shit-for-brains can manage to do is murder people. Maybe the Mafia has a school for him lie about attending?

Note to self: STOP reading the news at least two hours before lights out!