Flippers

As an attorney who is also a Christian, I take my responsibilities as a lawyer very seriously and I endeavor to be a person of sound, moral and ethical character in all of my dealings. (source)

I love how Smilin' Jenna begins with “as an attorney who is also a Christian.” 

A) walk it don’t talk it you grifting sack of mealworms (not to dis mealworms, mind you).
B) she thinks claiming to be christian is some sort of magic charm—as though just claiming to be one purifies her abysmal actions and reputation and keeps her ability to practice law safe.

When a person leads with “as a Christian,” you just know that the next words are gonna be nothing but self-aggrandizing, self-pitying, it’s-NOT-my-fault refried aardvark shit.

And it is.

What about I’m-a-CHRISTIAN Ellis’ fellow flippers?

Kenny Cheese was the legal architect of the fake elector scheme to keep Trump in power. He was also, by the by, one of the goons at the Capital during the J6 riot. Kenny, to put it ultra mildly, seems to have exceptionally poor judgement.

Conspiracy spewer, RELEASE-the-KRAKEN Powell is guilty of, amongst other things, tampering with voting machines in Coffee County Georgia in an attempt to overturn the election. Despite her guilty plea, the Kraken lady is still fucking that rigged election chicken. She’s also, since taking the deal, claimed that her plea was “extorted.” 

Extort
     verb
to obtain from a person by force, intimidation, or undue or illegal power

When asked if anyone has forced, threatened or promised her anything in exchange for her guilty plea, Powell responded, "other than what is recited in the documents, no.” (source)

Apparently, Kraken lady is unaware of what the word extort means and is unable to use a dictionary or Google. I hope the deal's rescinded and the crazy twatzilla goes to jail.

Then we have Cheeto’s lying pool of disease riddled weasel excrement, the former and final chief of staff, Mark Meadows. Marky wrote a book. In it he stated that:

 …the election was "stolen" and "rigged" with help from "allies in the liberal media," who ignored "actual evidence of fraud, right there in plain sight for anyone to access and analyze.”

But, as described to ABC News, Meadows privately told Smith's investigators that -- to this day -- he has yet to see any evidence of fraud that would have kept now-president Joe Biden from the White House, and he told them he agrees with a government assessment at the time that the 2020 presidential election was the most secure election in U.S. history. (source)

I wonder how long it’ll be before old fartbag, Rudy Colludey flips.