Bits and Pieces

What is it with Republi/Fascist women and their schwanz obsession?

There’s Nancy Mace (Idiot-SC) saying that Hunter Biden has no balls. Marge Traitor Trash (Moron-GA)  had posters made of that handsome man’s junk (thus negating Mace’s claim). The only differences with Lauren Handjob’s (Clown-CO) public stroke-off of her date, is that 1) her date wasn’t Hunter and 2) she indulged her kink in a crowded theater, not congress.

I’m left here wondering who next will out themselves as a proud Hunter B. junk fetishist. Virginia Fox, Elise Stefanik, Anna Paulina Lunatic?

Ahhh wait, Let’s not forget about Coke Addled jr.s girlfriend, Kim Gargoyle. She was canned from Fox for sexually harassing her aide—a woman. I guess la gargoyle is an equal opportunity sex pest.

How much of an imbecile must one be to get fired from Fox “News?” To be fair, she DID cost the company $4 million so…understandable.

One last bit about Hunter and his harassers—I’m finding it pretty damned amusing that the Republi/Fascists are all in on showing pics of his throbbing anaconda of love but want cloak his show trial testimony in secrecy.

Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett (D-TX) nailed it yesterday: “And let me tell you why nobody wants to talk to y’all behind closed doors: Because y’all lie. That’s just the bottom line.”

~~~
Randomly, six great—perfect even, albums from the ‘70s (an amazing decade for music):
More Songs About Buildings and Food, Talking Heads
Diamond Dogs, Bowie
Exposure, Robert Fripp
Brain Salad Surgery, Emerson, Lake and Palmer
Blood on the Tracks, Dylan
Parallel Lines, Blondie 
~~~
George Carlin has been gone from this sad, human-afflicted green world for 15 years now. He’s been raised from the dead, via AI, for a new teevee special.

While Carlin’s brill, cutting wit would be abundantly awesome to hear in these insane times, I’m pretty much skeeved out that he’s being “resurrected.”

Kelly Carlin, George’s daughter, had this to say:

“My dad spent a lifetime perfecting his craft from his very human life, brain and imagination. No machine will ever replace his genius. These AI generated products are clever attempts at trying to recreate a mind that will never exist again,” she wrote. “Let’s let the artist’s work speak for itself. Humans are so afraid of the void that we can’t let what has fallen into it stay there.”

 Kelly continued, “Here’s an idea, how about we give some actual living human comedians a listen to? But if you want to listen to the genuine George Carlin, he has 14 specials that you can find anywhere.” (source) 

I guess the best part of never achieving fame is that, post-croakage, random, under-talented fools won’t be tempted to zombify me for thrills and profit.