Bears, Wolves and Incels. OH MY!

A dude claiming the nonsensical title of Alpha Male as in, I’m tops. I’m a rugged, steely eyed, manly man, masculine man-mountain, tells me a couple things:

• He has no idea that, in the tech field specifically, an alpha version is an under-development software that’s ready for initial testing by a small group of users. It’s buggy, glitch riddled and in no way ready for the public. This, though they seem completely unaware, is a far more accurate (if ridiculously generous) description of these self-identifying alpha male boys.

• Alpha male (and female) wolves are a myth.
  

In the wild, wolf packs are typically family units, consisting of parents and their offspring. These packs don't have a linear hierarchy with an alpha male and an alpha female. Instead, they work together as a cohesive unit to survive and raise their young. (source)

When some dudebro claims to be an alpha male, most sane folk will roll their eyes into next Thursday and immediately know that:

• Dude’s a joke and a pretty pathetic one at that.

• Poor bastard can’t get laid without paying for it.

• Everything he knows about sex comes from watching porn.

• He probably lives in mommy’s basement.

• He has been known to brag to his friends (AKA, fellow delulu twats) that he took a “date” to Taco Bell and a movie but decided she wasn’t all that hot so won’t be seeing her again (the date was actually his sister).

What’s the Venn diagram of alpha claiming men, incels and single men over 30 (who aren’t looking to lure 18 year old girls into bangmaid servitude)?

By the by, “incel” is a portmanteau of involuntary and celibate. The group is made up of guys who’ve made zero effort to develop interests or curiosity about anything outside their own microscopic worlds. They possess the interpersonal skills of a pangolin and get all their info about women from worm eaten brains such as Elliot Rodger, Jake Davison and Jordan Peterson.

Wilde (director and actress) described incels as “disenfranchised, mostly white men, who believe they are entitled to sex from women. And they believe that society has now robbed them — that the idea of feminism is working against nature, and that we must be put back into the correct place.” (source)

Basically, Wilde has described the entire republican party.

Jordan Peterson has gone so far as to say, essentially, that women should be assigned to men. That this would cut down, or wholly eradicate white male violence. Jordy boy feels that women’s place in society is as slaughter-preventing sex providers. Sexbots and sammich makers. Peterson conveniently leaves out the part where these assigned women have no choice in the matter. He refers to his concept as enforced monogamy. 

Have these ridiculous, cosplay, often violent “men” always existed or are they just another slimy life form that felt free to crawl out from under their rock after Cheato was “elected?”

I can’t fully express how happy I am to be old, disabled (therefore invisible) and happily shacked up. Honestly, if Ten weren’t in my life, I would NOT be looking to venture into Dateland. It's scary out there. FYI, not being married or shacked up is NOT the same as being alone.

And yes, I’d choose the bear.