Aliens, Deadbeats and Bully-boy Planets

I saw an ad for a new Alien movie—Alien: Romulus. It’s maybe just me but I thought the little xenomorphs were cute. This was just a commercial, maybe 30 seconds long and there were a bunch of jump cuts. Still, it was enough to get me rooting for the adorbs aliens. What?! They were little. Puppies came to mind—okay, really angry puppies. You’d be pissed off too if some kids (none of the humans looked older than 22) invaded your home. Wouldn’t you? I mean, C'MON!

Possibly I'm just over-identifying with the Orca Resistance. Also, Ripley doesn't seem to be in this one so I'm cheering for the facehuggers.
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Demento von Fuckface’s plane (an outdated, 33 year old Boeing 757) had to land early (in Billings versus Bozeman, Montana) due to a supposed hydraulic leak on his elderly 757.

I only mention it but he’s owed the town of Billings $58,830 since 2016. That ain't pocket change.

Question: can Montana officials impound his plane, strip it for parts and sell them off to pay his bill? It's just been "refurbished" so they ought to be able to get a few spondulix for all the 24-karat gold plated lights, seat buckles, handles, latches and knobs.

Other places stiffed by Deadbeat Don:

1. El Paso, Texas  $569,204.63
2. Tucson, Arizona (exact amount not found)
3. Mesa, Arizona $64,467
4. Albuquerque, New Mexico $200,000
5. Spokane, Washington $65,124
6. Eau Claire, Wisconsin $47,398.43
7. Erie, Pennsylvania $35,129
8. Lebanon, Ohio $16,191
9. Green Bay, Wisconsin $33,300
10. Minneapolis, Minnesota $530,000
11. St. George, South Carolina $26,000

In another example of his idiocy and lies:

Donald Trump’s campaign has said some of its internal communications have been hacked and suggested it was targeted by Iranian operatives.
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The campaign did not give any further details or any evidence linking the document leak to Iranian hackers or the Iranian government.  
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Microsoft’s Threat Analysis Center (MTAC) said that the campaign was sent a spear phishing email – a message designed to look trustworthy in order to get the target to click on a malicious link. (source)

FFS, I’m a zillion years old and most definitely NOT tech or internet savvy but I know enough to be suspicious and not click on links in weird emails. Did some dimbulbed staffer fall for a scam? Did the old man, oopsie, inadvertently give/sell Iran embarrassing evidence of his incompetence instead of actual intel?

The hacked docs included, supposedly, "internal research" on J. Dolphin-Porn Bowman/Hamel/Vance. This, naturally, leads me to wonder what other crazy-ass shit we're about to find out about the man who has carnal relations with couches and hates childless cat women (such as myself).
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Have you heard of the Jupiter Shield theory? It suggests that the biggest planet in the solar system acts as a bulwark in space, batting comets, asteroids and other space crap away from Earth. Kevin Grazier, a planetary physicist, believes that Jupiter is doing exactly the opposite.

Our simulation suggests that instead of shielding the terrestrial planets, Jupiter was, in fact, taking "pot shots".  (source)

All I can say about this is that, while Jupiter isn’t right or principled in flinging shit at us, I do totally get it. I understand. Maybe this is the planetary equivalent of the Orca Resistance?