Botox Boy

I’m amazed that the report on Matt Sex-Trafficker Gaetz was actually released. Was he unable to bribe the right people?

“The Committee determined there is substantial evidence that Representative Gaetz violated House Rules and other standards of conduct prohibiting prostitution, statutory rape, illicit drug use, impermissible gifts, special favors or privileges, and obstruction of Congress,” panel investigators wrote.
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The committee bolstered its findings by citing those text messages, including when Gaetz’s then-girlfriend (now wife) wrote to women that “the guys (Representative Gaetz and Mr. Greenberg) ‘wanted me to share that they are a little limited in their cash flow this weekend…(M)att was like(,) if it can be more of a customer appreciation week…”
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...several women told the committee they would not voluntarily participate in the investigation, and some were “clear at first contact that they feared retaliation or were unwilling to voluntarily relive their interactions with Representative Gaetz.”
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Jack Ohman

Perhaps the least surprising bit in all this is that Gaetz hit up sex workers for a discount (or was he asking for a freebie). Also not surprising—he had his girlfriend (fellow druggie, sex trafficker, and now wife) negotiate the “customer appreciation week” sales price. Apparently haggling over orgy prices with your regular sex workers is women's work?

Mr. Fivehead, Botox Boy, Caucasian Diddy’s net worth, as of this year, is in the neighborhood of $50 million but he needed to have his gal pal negotiate a reduced rate bacchanalia?

Matty has paid $90,000 to 12 different women, not including $50,000 he gave to one woman to pay off her “lawyer.” He kept spreadsheets listing reasons for the funds, with thumbs up, "gift," "reimbursement," "gas and parking," "gas money," "money moves," "supplies," and one saying, "Call to discuss.” Did he think it was a total smooth move that he didn’t list the payments as being for coke, blow-jobs, anal, and orgies with minors?

Rich sleazoid Madison Cawthorn comes to mind. You remember him, right? He’s the homeschooled former North Carolina MAGAt House Rep who got booted with extreme prejudice for giving away Republican secrets.

Taylor Jones

“The sexual perversion that goes on in Washington … being kind of a young guy in Washington, where the average age is probably 60 or 70 – [you] look at all these people, a lot of them that I’ve looked up to through my life, I’ve always paid attention to politics. … Then all of a sudden you get invited – ‘We’re going to have a sexual get-together at one of our homes, you should come.’ …Some of the people leading on the movement to try and remove addiction in our country, and then you watch them do a key bump of cocaine right in front of you. And it’s like, this is wild.” (source)

Pat Bagley

These are the blindingly hypocritical, rich-beyond-belief, cretinous motherfuckers who preach at voters, telling us what’s “normal,” who we can love, what rape is and isn’t, who gets to live and who doesn’t. They tell us what we can and can’t do with our very own bodies and who’s a fine, upstanding, worthwhile citizen, (hint: white, wealthy, dick owners) and who’s not (that’d be the rest of us). Meanwhile, the minute the cameras are off them these elitist, Janus-faced pricks are off to their saturnalian soirées.

I honestly don’t give fuck what these fecal brained, greed-assed frauds do on their off hours (as long as it’s not with children or animals). It’s their astronomical, ball’s out hypocrisy that gets me.