Flying Pigs

When pigs fly
     idiom
This is used as a way of saying that you think something will never happen.

Yeah, I’ll agree with Piers Morgan when pigs fly!

Oh look! Is that Wilbur with wings?

Zelenskyy was set up. It was an ambush. It was theater.

This was:

• A video op so the psychotic Tangerine Twat could preen and cosplay big, strong, in-control dictator.

• A chance for that socially banjaxed, couchfucking quisling Vance (or whatever name he’s going by this week) to play tough big boy Vice President for an hour.

but mostly

• A gaslighting performance art piece to support Putin’s continued bombing and destruction of Ukraine.

Did you see this bit?

“I think we’ve seen enough. This is going to be great television, I will say that,” Trump said, telling reporters to leave the room. (source)

That absolutely insane, fuckwitted bastard said “This is going to be great television.” Holy fucking smelly mountains of tyrannosaurus shit! This is real fucking life, you horror show zit! This isn’t some reality TV show or Hollywood movie. There are real people dying. What would these turd snarfing, ball gargling, horrifically-unresolved-daddy-issues excuses for human beings do if Putin started bombing the fuck outta the US.?

I know, I know. Without so much as an eye blink, they’d hand him the keys to Fort Knox, the CIA intel headquarters, and all the nuclear weapons military bases. Already done.

• Drunk Fox ‘news’ host and fellow rapist Hegseth, as head of defense?

• Putin employee, Gabbard, as Director of National Intelligence?

• Bessent at the Treasury? Like a dog, he’s already rolled over, shown Musk his belly, and is letting the unelected, bloated oligarch rob us all blind.

The Republican Party supported and continues to support all this. Every last one of those motherfuckers are responsible for destroying this country that they vociferously CLAIM to love. They should all be shipped off to Russia—exiled, stripped of their citizenship and all the ill-gotten gains. They’re nothing but slavering renfields.

As for the three cheaply bought, human-shaped rectal polyps—Crabby Couchfuck and his two bosses, Stinky and the Ketamine Nazi—please see my post from this past Monday, February 24.

While those assholes were working on handing us over to their lord and master, Putin, the rest of us were doing step one of the boycott boogie.

Will yesterday’s 24 hour Buy Nothing boycott make a difference?

The People’s Union USA calls the 24 hours of spending abstinence set to start at midnight an “economic blackout,”…The activist movement said it also plans to promote weeklong consumer boycotts of particular companies, including Walmart and Amazon.

Other activists, faith-based leaders and consumers already are organizing boycotts to protest companies that have scaled back their diversity, equity and inclusion initiatives, and to oppose President Donald Trump’s moves to abolish all federal DEI programs and policies. Some faith leaders are encouraging their congregations to refrain from shopping at Target, one of the companies backing off DEI efforts, during the 40 days of Lent that begin Wednesday. (source) 

It’s likely the big box retailers, Walmart, Target, Amazon, etc., won’t notice a one day dip in sales. What they may well feel is the longer blackouts.

The McDonald's boycott? (June 24-30)  For Bast’s sake, NO ONE should be eating that grease soaked, fat expanding garbage.

Ya know, I get it—it’s cheap and filling. Let’s say you’re a single parent working a couple of jobs. You’re exhausted and just can’t manage to put together a healthy casserole or even some mac and cheese for the kiddles. You stop at Trump’s favorite restaurant to pick up a quick, ultra easy, inexpensive dinner for your hungry children. I mean, there’s probably a little protein in that Big Mac and those deep fried chicken nuggets—no green veg but one meal without won’t kill em, right?

Okay fine, but McDonald's meals should be a rarity. Look at the poster boy for Quarter Pounders and fries—is that really what you want to look like? Is this the future you envision for little Angie or Phil junior?

Back to the upcoming and ongoing boycotts. Try to find other, local, non-mega-corp alternatives to Walmart, Target, Amazon, Home Depot, etc. Not just as a temporary boycott either—do it to rebuild and invest in your community. We don't need more power mad, greedheaded robber barons (who pay their employees in chicken shit and stale circus peanuts while they live like kings).