Jethro Snowflake and Bleach Bondi

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Let’s start with Elon Musk.

In 1995…Musk was admitted to graduate school at Stanford but didn’t enroll in classes, instead working on an online services startup that would eventually be known as Zip2… In 1996, the (Washington) Post reported, investors made a funding agreement contingent on Musk and his brother Kimbal—who has stated that the brothers were “illegal immigrants”—obtaining authorization to work in the US within 45 days. “Their immigration status was not what it should be for them to be legally employed running a company in the US,” Zip2 board member Derek Proudian told the Post.
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…“on purely legal grounds, this would justify revoking citizenship, because if he had told the truth, he would not have been eligible for an H1-B, a green card, or naturalization.” (source)

Another good reason to yeet him out of the US—Musk’s family tree is, essentially, a hula hoop.

Jana Bezuidenhout was only 4 years old when Leon’s daddy, Errol, married her mother. Daddy Musk and Jana’s mom were together for 18 years—the entirety of Jana’s childhood through adolescence. (her biological father died in car crash so Errol’s the only father she’s ever known)

For what it’s worth, even the old serial test-tube baby maker was creeped out.

"Elon was getting concerned that Errol, who was then fifty-six, was becoming uncomfortably attentive to one of his stepdaughters, Jana, who was then fifteen…” (source)

Jana was groomed. Errol has said that, on being told she was up the spout, he insisted on a DNA test to make sure he was really responsible. What a prince, eh? They’ve now had a second child.

Unsurprisingly, Dueling Banjos keeps playing in my head. I think I’ll just refer to the Ketamine Nazi as Jethro from now on.

Attorney General Bleach Bondi has come to the poor, sweet, chainsaw wielding, multibillionaire nazi’s defense after that cruel, all-powerful House Rep Jasmine Crockett ruthlessly attacked him (insert MASSIVE eyeball here).

Bondi threatened Crockett over her criticism of Jethro and endorsement of the peaceful protests of the unelected inbred snowflake and his pricey self-exploding cars. Bondi says Crockett is encouraging “domestic terrorism.”

"You know, that could be a weapon of mass destruction that they're throwing in Tesla dealerships, that they're lighting these Tesla charging stations on fire, that are in residential neighborhoods," she noted. 

Bondi pledged not to go easy on people who vandalize Teslas. 

"We are looking at everything, especially if this is a concerted effort," she vowed. "This is domestic terrorism."
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"And Maria, now you have this congresswoman, Crockett, who is calling for attacks on Elon Musk on her birthday," she added. "Let's take him out on my birthday,” she says. (source)

First, this twat has quite the whacked imagination.

Second, that’s straight up fascism. How? She’s a state official (appointed by an insane, raging nimrod) who is using her power to intimidate an elected representative of the people for criticizing an unelected billionaire. That’s a merger of state and corporate power in an attempt to silence dissent.

Didn’t Bleach Bondi go to law school? Is she unfamiliar with the First Amendment? Is she just too dim to understand simple words like peaceful protest? Is she unclear on fascism NOT being a smart look?

Are all Republicans just skeevy used car salesmen now or are they all just stepping up to protect poor widdle Jethro’s hurt fee-fees and bank accounts.

Possibly BB understands she’ll be thrown under the Tantrum Toddler’s bus the next time he needs a scapegoat so she’s auditioning in advance for a hot job at the Fox propaganda network. She's just dancing around reality as fast as she can.

Clapback from Crockett:

Just in case the slow people listening decide to pick this up later, I want to say that I have never promoted violence whatsoever…I’ve also never made excuses for those violent acts, such as the ones on January 6th. So Pam Bondi, if you have an issue with terrorism, maybe you should talk to your boss about locking back up those guys he let out that participated in January 6. (source)

Also too, perhaps BB should familiarize herself with Code of Federal Regulations (CFR) - § 2635.702 Use of public office for private gain:

An employee may not use their public office for their own private gain; for the endorsement of any product, service, or enterprise (except as otherwise permitted by this part or other applicable law or regulation); or for the private gain of friends, relatives, or persons with whom the employee is affiliated in a nongovernmental capacity . . .

If she wants to do promos for Tesla like her boss and Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick, she should keep in mind that, unlike the gold plated tinpot dictator wannabe, she’s not Teflon.