Leon's Liberties

Apparently Musk (aka Ketamine Clyde) was on truckloads of drugs while campaigning for Tiny TACO and running DOGE. Like, not just the expected ketamine but ecstasy and magic mushrooms too. Well yeah, DUH obvs! I’m guessing he shared liberally with TACO – I mean, doesn’t that go a long way toward explaining some of those speeches? How about that one rally with Cosplay Kristi when Cheato just zoned out and swayed to the music for 40 minutes. 

The Times report described an increasingly erratic figure whose drug use went far beyond the occasional ketamine prescription he had previously disclosed. According to people familiar with his activities, he (Musk) told associates that he was taking so much ketamine that it was damaging his bladder, a known consequence of chronic abuse. He also traveled with a daily medication box filled with roughly 20 pills, including Adderall, The Times reported.

It remains unclear whether Musk was under the influence while in his government role. But some critics have noted his erratic behavior, such as his Nazi-like gesture at a rally, garbled answers during interviews, and frequent insults of top Trump officials. (source)

It’s a stone certainty that Clyde was sharing his Addy with his boss. I mean, c’mon, it’s totally common knowledge that that’s TACO's drug of choice.

Ya know who else was blitzed out on a cocktail of drugs while destroying their country, being responsible for crimes against humanity, and giving Nazi salutes?

Yup, that failed German painter dude – the one who blew his mind out in a bunker.

 The book Blitzed: Drugs in the Third Reich written by Norman Ohler came to my attention yesterday.

In this highly original book, a bestseller in Germany, Norman Ohler investigates the murky, chaotic world of drug use in the Third Reich. There have been other books on Dr Morell's cocktail of treatments for Hitler and Goering's reliance on drugs, but Ohler's book is the first to show how the entire Nazi regime was permeated with drugs - cocaine, heroin, morphine and methamphetamines, the last of these crucial to troops' resilience and partly explaining German victory in 1940. Ohler is explicit that drugs cannot explain Third Reich ideology, but their promiscuous use impaired and confused decision-making, with drastic effects on Hitler and his entourage, who, as the war turned against Germany, took refuge in ever more poorly understood cocktails of stimulants. (source) 

From Scalzi's Love, Death+Robots Alternate Histories

20th century German Nazi’s didn’t just preach racial “purity.” Fuck no. They were also real keen on quashing (or at least reducing) booze and ciggie intake (not a bad idea), promoting exercise (for the Aryan youth types only), and, of course, upping moral purity. Sound familiar (especially that “moral purity” bullshit)?

Naturally, that skeevy little blonde kid from Cabaret singing Tomorrow Belongs to Me comes to mind.

The sun on the meadow is summery warm.
The stag in the forest runs free.
But gather together to greet the storm.
Tomorrow belongs to me.

Now Fatherland, Fatherland, show us the sign
Your children have waited to see
The morning will come
When the world is mine
Tomorrow belongs to me

No you putrid pool of failed DNA, the world is NOT yours alone – tomorrow belongs to all of us. Now, fuck off back to wanking in your tube socks.

Just like the Adderall (and Bast knows what else) addicted current White House resident and most of his staff, Hitler and his crew were big druggies. This is my shocked face.

Hitler’s personal Dr. FeelGood, Dr. Theodor Morell, was a private doc specializing in dermatology and venereal diseases (interesting combo, no?). Just like TACO’s Doctors Oz and Ronny Jackson, and NOT-a-doctor Heroin Harry, (AKA RFK JR. – hat tip to Jackie of Jackie’s Academy), Morrell was widely seen as a fraud.

During the nine years the doctor treated Hitler, he is believed to have given the Führer between 28 and 90 different drugs, including Pervitin, laxatives, anti-gas pills with strychnine in them, morphine derivatives, seminal extract from bulls, body-building supplements, digestives, sedatives, hormones, and many vitamins of mysterious provenance, mostly administered via injection. This all happened quietly, as the myth of Hitler-as-teetotaler was central to Nazi ideology…(source) 

So who’s the White House Dr. Feel Good now? Who’s keeping the cheesy TACO and his über stupid, sycophantic, White House ass-licking gremlins tanked up now? Some dude named Sean Barbabella who's an osteopath, not an MD. What’s the difference? I’m not entirely sure BUT, I’ll say this much, from what little I’ve read, I wouldn’t trust one to come near my complicated, compromised old bod. It all sounds a bit woo-woo. Chiropractors, yoga and Tai Chi, Ayurveda, homeopathy, naturopathic medicine, massage therapy – all that can be cool as an adjunct to modern medicine. We’re not going to cure my pesky neurofibromatosis type 2 with prayer, hot rocks, wet bamboo leaves or a deep tissue massage.

Anyway, as a DO versus MD Captain Barbabella can still write ‘scripts so I’m sure 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. is still the Party House in D.C.