Cats and Memes Day

So far, as if the Earth is making up for the past weeks of cold spring rain, we’re having a truly lovely week. Sun, no big winds, warm (but not TOO much so) – perfect really. I don’t trust it. Mother Nature's obvs got something up her sleeve. She can be shifty like that. Ya know?

I should be getting out to walk along the seawall but…but…I have this perfectly good house, why would I leave it? I can don a mask if I see any humans coming within germ conveying distance of me (this doesn’t happen often). So, I’m safe, right? I can enjoy the ripples on the bay, the smell of the grass, the pretty flowers that Jen and all the neighbors have planted, AND get in some solid weight-bearing cardio action. While I’m now reliably putting in 30 minutes on the recumbent elliptical (four to five days a week), that’s NOT as good as weight-bearing cardio. //sigh//  

Weight-bearing exercise involves leaving the house and, it seems, I’ve developed a slight phobia about this.‘the fuck’s that all about? 

Maybe, as I age, I'm becoming an indoor cat. Like our boy Cake, I just want to lay about, watch wildlife cavorting on the other side of the window (cat TV), read the odd sci fi novel (cats too are especially fond of John Scalzi. It’s true!), scarf snacks, and take naps. 

Additionally? We like to grin and occasionally laugh at memes. 

Supposedly, this was originally posted as a slam, a diss. I find it so awesomely, fiercely metal though. I LOVE it!