How to Troll Like a King

Found over at Ten’s place this morning – Clownface von ShitzenPants started off his wannabe dictatorship back in January, banging on about annexing Canada, Greenland, and Panama. Now? Roundly spurned, he’s invaded California and had an hilariously embarrassing military birthday parade for himself.

"It's a vulgar display," Democratic Gov. Gavin Newsom of California said during a news conference on Friday. "It's the kind of thing you see Kim Jong Un, you see Putin, you see with dictators around the world that are weak.” (source) 

How many people showed up for Little Donnie Bonespurs' strongman big boy wankfest? Eh, hard to say. A lot of the cowed mainstream media went with what Bonespurs’ fluffers told them to say – something like 200 to 250 thou.

 Yeah, right. Those stands, with a mere sprinkling of an audience, tell a whole different story. There were more people marching in the parade than watching it.

How many people across the US alone came out to the largely peaceful No Kings protests? Again, the mainstream media’s figures, if they mention attendance numbers at all, shouldn’t be trusted. If anything, in fear of the lawsuit threatening dipshit king, they’re lowballing.

Here in Boston, No Kings coincided with the Pride rally. Governor Maura Healey was part of the march and spoke at the rally. Over a million people came out in the cold rain to protest and show support. That’s just one small city. MY city.

As of 9:19 PM on Saturday night the Alt National Park Service reported that 11 million people showed up to protest. That’s just in the US. There were Trump & co. specific No Kings protests worldwide.

Now, while I def have reservations about Gavin Newsom, I do have mad respect for his proprio figo trolling chops. Below are some glorious examples.

Oooooooo, straight to the heart!