Warped and Twisted

Vance Boelter is the right wing, white nationalist, “christian,” assassin who’s being hunted for the murders of Minnesota State Rep. Melissa Hortman and her husband Mark as well as the attempted murder of Minnesota State Sen. John Hoffman and his wife Yvette.

Because Boelter showed up in cop drag – which is all the rage if you’re a dictator worshipping, red hat wearing, micro-dicked Neanderthal or ICE (I know same/same) – area residents have been warned not to open the door for cops without checking things out first.

…state officials told residents nearby to shelter in place, and to not answer their doors for anyone dressed as police. Officials told residents to call 911 and confirm with dispatchers that the officer belongs there. Local police were also instructed to not approach any residents alone, and to do so instead in pairs. (source) 

The MAGAt piece of diarrheal Trump excrement otherwise known as Vance Boelter, co-owns (with his wife) a security company, Praetorian Guard Security Services. The company’s website says he serves as the director of security patrols and has had training from people in the US military. The farther down the Boelter rabbit hole I go, the sketchier this dude gets. 

The security is done by guards who are “armed” and “uniformed.” This means that old assassin fuck had access to all sorts of nifty weapons, accessories, and cop type costumes. The bastard also had a hit list (no…for reals) on him with nearly 70 targets listed.

Apparently he was focused on taking out Minnesota pro-choicers, including Governor Tim Walz, House Rep. Ilhan Omar, Senator Tina Smith, and Attorney General Keith Ellison. The list also included the names of abortion providers and pro-abortion rights advocates. I tell ya, nothing screams I'm pro-life louder than a coupla good old fashioned murders. Ya know?

Unsurprisingly, not one Republican was listed on the murderer’s manifesto. 

He's a right wing domestic terrorist. I wonder how many other lives he’s ended. I wonder if any of his five homeschooled children know or knew that their father is a nightmare come to life. I wonder if his wife and business partner was/is in on or hip to his death dealing plan. Is the entire family warped, violent, dangerous refuse?

Oh lookie – I got my answer! 

The wife of suspected political assassin Vance Boelter is being detained and questioned after cops found a weapon, ammunition, cash and passports in her car during a traffic stop on Saturday morning, a report said.

Jenny Boelter was stopped by police while driving in a car with several relatives near Onamia, Minnesota, late Saturday morning around 10 a.m., local KTSP reported.

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Two cop cruisers were at the scene for two to three hours, according to that report.

Boelter was held for questioning but was not arrested. (source) 

Looks like his wife was, at the very least, an accessory. Why was she let go? And who were the "several relatives?" Their kids? So, yes, the whole family is warped and beyond twisted.

Here's puzzler – less than 12 hours of the Hortman’s horrific murder and the Hoffman’s attempted murder, we know more about the circumstance and the suspect than we do about any of Drama Donnie’s failed, supposed assassination attempts. There was the one in Butler, Pennsylvania where his ear was purportedly grazed but miraculously grew back, without so much as a scar, in less than a week. There was the guy who was napping in the shrubs (but magically found with a loaded rifle) at one of his Florida golf courses. Then there was the dude who was busted at the Coachella rally with multiple guns, passports with different names, lots of ammo, and an unregistered truck but was let out on low bail the same day. No other word on him.

Theater – everything’s fucking theater with that clown. 

An idea.

How about we stop selling military and police/ICE shit online. 

Patches, badges, all of that. 

In both situations, you have to earn the privilege of being in the military or police. 

Now you can just cosplay off of Amazon, and commit crimes.
~ E. Cropp (AKA Doc Cropp, a combat medic I follow on Threads)