Drunk and Stupid Is No Way To Go Through Life, Son

Dean Wormer was right, of course.

The drunk, incompetent, ex-chat show host, who is now inexplicably in charge of the largest and most advanced military in the world, has ordered hundreds of generals and admirals worldwide to report to a Marine Corps base in Virginia next week. No reason for the meeting has been supplied.  

I wonder if old Kegstand has plans beyond painting a big old BOMB US HERE, NOW! sign on us. 

If-he’s-breathing-he’s-lying VP Many Names says the meeting’s no big deal: 

It's not particularly unusual that generals who report to the secretary of war and into the President of the United States are coming to speak with the secretary of war. It's actually not unusual at all and I think it's odd that you guys have made it into such a big story.

Christ, he's an imbecile. He's so bad at everything, he can't even lie convincingly.

Stinky, ever in hype mode, disagreed, saying it was a good, big story. He also said he’ll be at the meeting "if they want me.” Sure, they’ll want him there for the aroma of his Big Mac farts, full diaper, and his snore symphony…absolutely.

Kegstand illustrating the size of his pee-pee

In other boozehound bozo news, Kegseth has announced that the 20 soldiers who received the Medal of Honor for their murderous crimes in 1890 at Wounded Knee will keep their blood soaked awards. Everyone’s dead now so this is symbolic. Still, I’m enraged at his arrogant idiocy, willful ignorance, extreme prejudice, and total absence of historical perspective. The Wounded Knee Massacre is a disgusting reminder of how this country was founded – on theft, brutality, murder, misogyny, intolerance, and racism.

Despite owning all three branches of government, it looks like we’re headed for a shutdown. Is Kegseth’s big Virginia meeting (happening NEXT WEEK, for all those who may be interested *wink*wink*) connected? Will this be a planning session for a military takeover of the country? Wouldn’t that be a real pile of smelly warthog feces – a military takeover authored by a five time draft dodging, adderall addicted pedophile. A military takeover dictated by the man who’s called soldiers captured or killed in battle “losers” and “suckers.”  

An evil man will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes. 
~ Sun Tzu  

On the Russian state teevee version of Fox and Friends, called Meeting Place, the highly paid agitator bobbleheads were abuzz about the recently deceased U.S. nazi, Chiclet Teeth (AKA Charlie Kirk).

The chat show anchor, Andrii Norkin, feels that Trump had Mr. Primo Racist Chiclet offed. In response to a guest saying ”Maybe Trump did him in,” he responded "that's what I said, I will keep thinking it.” 

Ultimately, the coffee klatch settled on the scenario that Prez Pedo hadn’t called in the hit and was merely exploiting a convenient murder. I pretty much agree. Captain Crazypants reacts – he's a carrion eater, not a raptor – a vulture not a cassowary.

Andrii has described Crazypants’ cultists as "not very smart" "rednecks," and "primitive people.” Welp, in this, he’s not wrong, is he?

I can think of one upside to the impending government shutdown – ICE assholes won’t get paid. If there’s no jackpot for them, will they still kidnap innocents whilst pretending their victims are dangerous criminals? I’m betting most won’t – no prize money, no busts.