Raising Yak in Mongolia and Other Possible Goals

I only mention it BUT I understand the former Rose Garden is now called the Pedo Patio. Could do with some color but then, I understand the current administration isn't a fan of anything that isn't white. 

AND speaking of President Pedo, I saw a vid clip of him at some posh, prestigious tennis match with some staff and family members. His son in law was there with his 14 year old daughter who was kitted out in a formal gown. You know, the sort you’d wear to a junior dance at a swank, snooty country club.

Side note: WHO makes their child wear a floor length evening dress for an afternoon tennis tournament? NO ONE else was in formal costume. Also, there were no other children present. The women in the vid were, at their dressiest, in blazers, slacks and blouses – that sort of thing. It was all basically business casual.

Stinky was in his usual biz suit but he needs to be in order to cover up his colostomy bags, medical appliances, and the extra hundred pounds of weight he’s smuggling around.

In the clip, the poor kid looked like she was totally begging her dad to NOT make her sit next to smelly, creepy grandpa but old Jared wasn’t having any of it. HE certainly wasn’t gonna sit next to the man who makes the 1858 Great Stink of London redolent of the breezes wafting through rural Highland meadows full of wildflowers in late spring. Nope. Dad threw his teen daughter under the stank-ass perv bus.

Old man asleep at sports event AGAIN

Father of the year, amirite?

I wonder, are any of Stinky’s 11 grandchildren aware of how truly, spectacularly, and rightfully despised their grandfather is? Do any of them get how hated their own criminal, co-conspirator parents are? Are any of them smart, savvy or sentient enough to understand how astoundingly dimwitted and utterly incompetent their parents, aunts, uncles, and grandparents are?

I imagine they all go to ultra posh private schools and only mix with other spoiled billionaire spawn. You know, their own kind. 

Kids at all status and income levels are cruel. They can be horrifically evil little shits and I’ll bet the Trump grandkids make splendid targets. Going by the rest of the Trump klan though, cruelty is in the Trump DNA so they’re, most likely, NOT without their own personal artillery. (My first shift weekday nanny can beat up YOUR first shift shoe polisher! Your mother’s so ill dressed, she probably shops the sales racks at Neiman Marcus! I got a ‘57 Ferrari Testarossa for my birthday. What did YOU get? A Tesla?….Kids…so mean)

What if though, just WHAT IF, one or more of them was like Mary – you know, the intelligent one. The Trump who was born with the ability to reason and feel compassion. That child would likely be quite lonely at any family gathering.

I only mention it but father of five, Coke Junior’s not been in the news so much. I don’t see his tweaked out YouTube vids popping up every other day. Did one of Daddy’s henchmen put Junior in rehab because Stinky doesn’t need any more help to look batshit and out of control. Inquiring minds here and shit.

The oh-my-god-how-is-it-possible-to-be-even-stupider son, Eric and his hilariously untalented, Mar-a-Lago faced wife are also off the radar. Did they each come down with a near lethal case of self awareness and retreat to a Tibetan monastery to, dunno, become humans? Yeah, doubt it. Some fixer’s probably sitting on them too.

How ‘bout Vanky? She’s the Trump offspring who seems to be not quite so brainless but only if she’s standing next to one of her brothers. Where’s she been? Is she trying to repair her utterly trashed position in high society? Babe, that ship sailed. Your family’s been outed as the gauche, crass, insanely stupid crew of nouveau riche grifters you’ve always been. At absolute best, your former “friends” and acquaintances feel sorry for you.

Oh, I forgot about Tiffany and Lurch. They should maintain very low profiles. Stay OUT of the public eye. Possibly move to Mongolia and raise yak and Siberian ibex. They could also try their hand at cat herding, teaching Shakespeare to parrots, and leading ballet classes for slugs. You know, lead peaceful lives full of noble pursuits.