King Poop

Republicans, they're the party of unearned and inexplicable pride, insatiable greed, hate, pedophilia, and NOW extravagant, frat boy coprophilia and weaponized diarrhea.

Apparently, in response to the approximately seven million of us here and around the world who got together Saturday to say FUCK TRUMP AND ALL HIS SYCOPHANTIC COCKROACH EATING BUTT SNORKLERS, Captain ShitzenPantz reposted a little AI video on his failed Twitter knock off.

Some fan boi made a clip of him in a big, manly man fighter jet. Old man Pedo is, naturally, wearing a crown because his widdle seven year old maturity level is shrieking, I AM SO A KING! (insert his hobbling foot stamps here, immediately followed by some underling catching him as he falls over) Donold’s flying over US towns and cities, apparently pantsless, letting loose explosions from his ever-trotting bowels. He’s bombing us unworshipful Americans with his liquid shit.

Viewers never see his nether regions (THANK Bast!!!) but, from the brief vid glance I took, it seems clear that this must be precisely what’s going down (*ahem*). 

Gotta say, a man with world renowned incontinence problems, posting videos mocking his own uncontrollable diarrhea? That’s a really brave, evolved move. Makes me think of Carrie Fisher coming out about her addictions and mental health issues. She owned it, worked it, danced and witted her way through it.

Wait…what’s that you say? Prez Shitstained Pedo isn’t actually acknowledging, let alone owning or joking about his self banjaxed internal plumbing issues? He’s, instead, having a tantrum because nobody likes him and that’s well beyond obvious now – even to him, Captain Clueless. Does he honestly want to bomb us all with his malodorous, stenchiferous poops? Of course he does. He has the maturity level of a spoiled rotten seven year old…at best.

Remember when his January 6 insurrectionists smeared shit all over the walls of the Capital? Diaper Don was inspired by his faithful renfields. Donnie Demento’s not creative enough to come up with it on his own. (yes, they’re all stuck in and have become twisted within what Freud termed the anal stage of development)

The most realistic part of the jet poop video is that he was wearing the face mask wrong. It’s below his nose and not completely covering his mouth. Maybe the mask’s too small OR he got confused and frustrated trying to get it clear of the fat folds of skin on his neck?

Shitting on Americans though? That's totally accurate.

I only mention it but nothing says alpha male, stable genius, and Nobel Prize worthy candidate more than posting a video of yourself raining explosive diarrhea on your enemies and then running away.

Now then, could a reporter please ask Trump why he felt it was smart, as an adult and as President, to post such an absolutely puerile video? I’d really like to read his response – it’d be good for a laugh.

Can someone also ask Vladimir Futon (AKA VP Name of the Week, AKA J Davenport Twatgoblin, AKA Jethro Dull) why he hasn’t 25th amendmented his orange painted overflowing stank-diaper of a boss yet?

That’d be swell and thank you in advance for your service!

By the by, The Rude Pundit put the perfect final point on this:

But, god, it's just so fucking boring. Get a new fucking act, you hacks on the right. We get it. You can make little cartoons where Trump does outrageous shit. It doesn't bother us as much as it just makes you seem pathetic and worthless. Now try something really surprising. If Trump had posted how he was glad that Americans peacefully asserted their right to free speech, that would have shocked the hell out of us. We wouldn't have known how to react. Instead, he's just who he always was: a cretinous little baby-man who desperately needs people to love him, even if they are, truly, the shittiest people ever.

Trump and his party of pedos have become tiresome. They're not funny and their popularity is slipping. Being the party of hate only takes you so far.