Today in Aubergines

Yesterday was apparently International Men's Day. Isn't every day though.

I’m declaring today National MicroPeen Day or maybe it’ll be that day when the UNredeacted Epstein files are finally released?

The day will be NOT to honor but to remember all the heinous damage caused by those rich bastards with deformed tiny tims who take out their deep insecurities on those unprepared or insufficiently able to protect themselves. 

I mean, just look at the commonalities amongst some of these predators!

Hitler: Just like our Prez Pedo, Hitler was a druggie. He loved his oxycodone, meth, morphine and cocaine. On top of this, he had Kallmann Syndrome. Symptoms? Itty bitty schmecky, weak sex drive, infertility, and an overwhelming desire to invade Poland.

Okay, maybe everyone who gets Kallman Syndrome doesn’t necessarily want to invade Poland. I suppose if you’re a sufferer in Nebraska, you probably have a burning passion to conquer Kansas or Iowa…maybe South Dakota instead. Mebbe. Who knows.

Jeffrey Epstein: The "Filthy Rich" documentary (which I haven’t seen) and a YouTube clip, reportedly show him being quizzed about his deformed, “egg shaped,” ultra wee willy.

Trump: His tackle’s been described by Stormy Daniels as below average in size, having a mushroom head – like a toadstool , surrounded by “Yeti pubes.” Gross man!

Elon Musk: It’s unclear whether Leon actually possesses a set of equipment or not. I mean, him running around on stage wielding a chainsaw like a drunk waving his pee pee around at some frat party certainly speaks to a total lack of functioning kit.

The word is that he had a botched penile implant – a surgical solution for erectile dysfunction. This is why his 529 kids were conceived via IVF. Penile implant surgery can also be done to enlarge a mini peen. 

Napoleon: Who knows what size it was when he as alive but his mummified organ, which has had quite an interesting post-life existence, is 1.5 inches long and is said to resemble “maltreated strip of buckskin shoelace.” I suppose I would too after 204 years.

Harvey Weinstein: Serial assaulter and convicted rapist Harv has a tiny, deformed penis.

Joseph James DeAngelo, the Golden State Killer has a micropeen as well 

I’m just sharing facts – noticing trends here.